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*Marge stands in the way of Bart, Lisa, and Homer leaving the house*
Bart: Uhhhh... mom? We kinda can't leave if you're in the way. Homer:*calm voice* Push her down, son. |
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Mad
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You used to be cool china
We still cool! |
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Jamiroquai Bodega
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Results: Favorite Simpsons Quotes; Favorite Family Guy and Simpsons Quotes |
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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white army
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I bent my wookie
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Cranky Kong
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"Magic show? What the HELL are you--oh yeah, magic show, definitely the way to go!"
"What the hell are you talking about, you stupid little kid?" |
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TPWW VET
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Homer (in fake ass impersonation): "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have some mail for me today!"
Mail Guy: "Alright, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know."
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Homer: Save Me JEBUS
another one I like was in the episode where Homer Becomes the Fortune Cookie writer and Lisa Is Typing on the Chinese type writer.... Homer: Lisa, you getting this down? Lisa: I dont know |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Bleeding Gums Murphy: you've been my favourite pupil, here have my saxophone
Student: You're giving me your umbrella?? BGM: you mean I've been playing an umbrella for the past 30 years???? Why diodn't anyone tell me?? Student: We just thought it was funny BGM: that's not funny |
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Cranky Kong
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Sheesh loopy, talk about monopolizing a thread.
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Milhouse: It's like Speed 2. But with a bus instead of a boat!
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TAKE IT EACE
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lol
there are too many to name |
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Crash Bang
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and he was talking to some old man |
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Hockey Superstar
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I saw the episode where Apu cheats on his wife recently, and seeing Homer walk backward all the way from the Kwik-E-Mart to his bed was hilarious.
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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LIMITLESS
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*Homer scrounging under the couch for a dropped peanut*
Homer: "Aww TWENTY DOLLARS?!? I wanted a peanut!" Homer's brain: "$20 can buy MANY peanuts." Homer: "Explain how." Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." Homer: "WOOHOO!" |
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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DMV Boss:Wait a minute are those cigarettes yours sir
Homer:I am in flavor country DMV Boss:Both of them Homer:It's a big country DMV Boss:I apologize ladies(Patty and Selma) and you sir are worse then Hitler(slaps Homer) Just saw this episode |
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EL MERO MERO!
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Like someone said before, too many great quotes.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes ... here are most of those quotes. Grandpa: "MMMAATTTLOOOCKKKK !!" (I've been saying that alot today.) |
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