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#1 |
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Why bother ?
Why bother pretending wrestling is a real fight anymore?
Everyone knows its a work. There is no suspension of disbelief anymore. It seems the only fecking marks are the ones in the ring. The others are people like Cornette holding on to a memory of yesteryear when I was alive an' kicking. As i roll over in my grave, I think that maybe a company should just embrace the fact that you're about to see some athletic ballet by 2 guys who planned it in the back, Come down to my dungeon..eh...I'll stretch the feck out you ![]() Only legends know..ehhh.. |
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#2 |
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My dad always said you were a pussy, Stu.
Now I know why. |
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#3 |
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Did you ever learn how to bump Stu?
Who taught ya, was it Plank McWooden? |
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#4 |
World Class References
Posts: 30,952
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Shit just got real
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#5 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,316
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Ehhhhhhh
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#6 |
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ehhhh...you picked up nothing from ya dad...prove me wrong an pick up cancer...ye feck.
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#7 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
Posts: 29,709
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Damn Stu that was savage as feck
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#8 |
Grim Fandango
Posts: 5,192
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Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before WRESTLING IS NOT REAL ANYMORE (Guitar solo) |
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#9 |
Best Poster
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This is my new favourite thread.
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Quote:
This is why dad always voted for Fritz over you for father of the year you old coot. I have it on good authority Jim Herd came up with the hunchbacks when he got a good look at you! |
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#11 |
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if he wanted to try me...ehhh...why didnt he try me ?
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#12 |
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Because ya can't bump out of a sugar hold, Stu. Especially not with an erection pressing into your neck.
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#13 |
Polyam cult member #420
Posts: 2,966
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Ok boomer
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#14 |
World Class References
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Stu Hart and Bobby Heenan were pre-boomer brah.
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ye mother was ehhh WHOOORR
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#16 |
World Class References
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Gene Okerlund really does look like he has antenna there.
Or two little dicks growing out of his head. |
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#17 |
Snow Mexican
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#18 |
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Needs more flips
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