Here's a ratings boost for TNA (Nuclear Option)

If TNA really needed to, I think this would deliver.

It's obvious Hogan's chasing a payday, and I'm pretty sure their divorce was a sham to protect their assets so why not have Linda debut and pick some young stud (Kennedy, Wolfe, or maybe a black stud like Orlando Jordan (think of the implications ha!)) to manage/ escort for awhile. She could say something like since she made Hulk she can make another star or something like that.... Do a buildup with her smacking Brook and her boy toy stomping out Nick and taunting Hulk about how he can't go anymore in the bed or ring so she had to get younger. Eventually this leads to Hulk stepping into the ring one more time for a true retirement match.

Now before you kill me, I know as fans we wouldn't give a shit, and some of you may have vomited after reading this, but the readers of the gossip magazines, E!, TMZ, and all their VH1 fans would at least tune in out of curiosity and may even keep tuning in to see how it ends.... after all they did get big viewers for their reality show and that shit was just as scripted as wrestling.