06-05-2010, 04:03 AM | #1 |
My Space Jam Bitch!
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Create Your Own Rumor
Don't know if this has been done, but it could lead to interesting and fun posts. Basically make up a rumor and post it here, try to make it as legit as possible, to where you would possibly see it on an actual wrestling dirt sheet.
At Wrestlemania 26 Triple H was rather upset that he was not further closer to the main event. He also had concerns about having his entrance upstaged by some of the veterans and even some of the Wrestlemania rookies, thus possibly making him lose his "bad ass" image. So to cool heads, WWE officials used the same lighting effect they had originally planned for Undertaker only. In other Wrestlemania 26 news, Shawn Michaels was a little annoyed with the fact that Triple H used the figure four leg-lock during his match. This move being a signature of HBK's since Ric was retired at Wrestlemania 24. The feeling backstage was that HBK felt it would take the impact away from his usage of it during his match during the Undertaker. Which is why during the main event, Undertaker deflected the first attempt, then HBK successfully applied it on the second attempt, sort of to build suspense. |
06-05-2010, 04:49 AM | #2 |
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I heard that Rob Schneider picks up migrant workers at Home Depot and pays them to choke him in the shower while he masturbates.
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06-05-2010, 04:53 AM | #3 |
ELF ANGEL
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06-05-2010, 07:30 AM | #4 |
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You mean that's true? :O
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06-05-2010, 07:50 AM | #5 |
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Unknown worker has been spreading staph infections in the locker room.
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06-05-2010, 08:28 AM | #6 |
Mr. Nice Guy
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06-05-2010, 09:13 AM | #7 |
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TNA won the recent Monday Night Wars. They moved their show back to Thursday because of the great respect that Hogan has for Vince McMahon. He didn't want to destroy his former boss and best friend's business.
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06-05-2010, 09:43 AM | #8 |
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Kurt Angle's "Olympic Hero" character and push was originally intended for Headbanger Thrasher, but Thrasher got injured so Angle was brought in as a last minute replacement and they had to reshoot all of the vignettes.
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06-05-2010, 10:04 AM | #9 |
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John Cena is actually the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon. Vince was never there for him as a father and is giving him the huge push now to make up for not being there for him.
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06-05-2010, 10:34 AM | #10 |
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Perry Saturn, Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero are training in Antarctica before they make their return at Wrestlemania 27 along with Dean Malenko.
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06-05-2010, 12:10 PM | #11 |
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This is a good thread.
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06-05-2010, 12:17 PM | #12 |
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CSL thinks this is a good thread.
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06-05-2010, 12:27 PM | #13 | |
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06-05-2010, 01:01 PM | #14 |
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Yes that was obviously a family guy quote, thanks for noticing.
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06-05-2010, 02:03 PM | #15 |
It's a blood match!
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Kayfabe Insider
Apparently the insider is reporting the truth on the Undertaker's recent "injury" angle on Smackdown! He was not found in an unconscious state by his younger brother Kane. In fact, since Wrestlemania The Undertaker and HBK have found a strong bond between themselves and now are known as "Brothers in Ink" by Texas locals. The two have been seen together on many occasions. For instance Shawn Michaels was seen through a window in a tattoo parlor, laying on his back with his shirt pulled up to his chin while the Undertaker soaked his abs with alcohol and prepared to give him a tattoo across the stomach that reads "What Would U do?" "U" apparently stands for Undertaker. In addition to this the two where seen wondering around San Antonio on foot where Shawn Michaels was giving the Undertaker a tour and explaining the battle of the Alamo. After learning that the Alamo was lost, the Undertaker in a rage destroyed many war artifacts and is now in San Antonio's lock up facility. Court dates have not been set, there is a rumor that Shawn Michaels is fashioning a new motor cycle for the Undertaker upon his release with the title for the bike simply "Boy Toy". More on this as it comes. |
06-05-2010, 02:57 PM | #16 |
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lol?
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06-05-2010, 03:37 PM | #17 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Rumor has it that, with the releases of Maria and Mickey James, that a horrible Blue Balls epidemic has spread through the WWE Locker room. It is actually worse than the Syphillis epidemic that was brought to an end around the time of Lita's retirement.
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06-05-2010, 03:48 PM | #18 | |
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06-05-2010, 04:25 PM | #19 |
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06-05-2010, 04:32 PM | #20 |
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Vince Russo is a moron.
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06-05-2010, 05:27 PM | #21 |
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06-05-2010, 05:46 PM | #22 |
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The Big Show and Hornswoggle are actually the same height, WWE uses camera angles to create "The World's Largest Athelete"
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