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Kurt Angle |
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10 | 20.41% |
Randy Orton |
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9 | 18.37% |
Spike Dudley |
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11 | 22.45% |
AJ Styles |
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8 | 16.33% |
Mark Henry |
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9 | 18.37% |
I run away. |
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2 | 4.08% |
Voters: 49. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. |
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#1 | |
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So you find yourself in a brawl
and its four of your friends and you against five professional wrestlers. Being civilized (and stupid) you pair off 1-1. The five wrestlers are as follows: Kurt Angle, Randy Orton, AJ Styles, Spike Dudley and Mark Henry.
Who do you fight and why? It's time to make TPWW MEAT again! Quote:
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Dr.Pepper Lover
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AJ. Honestly he seems like the type of guy who just tosses random punches, leaves himself open, would jump around a lot, and would quickly become lost. Also on the intimidation factor he's about a 2 at most.
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Mr. Nice Guy
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I think I could run around and outmaneuver Henry until he died of a heart attack. That's only if he was trying to kill me though.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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I often have a sandwich in my pocket, so Mark Henry.
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RIP SABU
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Spike. He's the only one I know I could take for sure. The others...not so much.
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Hazardous to Your Health
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If its a brawl in a pub or some place, I will be sure Mark Henry is drunk out of his wits. I also know for a fact that he is a very big softy in real life. So there you go.
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The black Corey Graves
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Grim Fandango
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AJ appears to be the easiest option by far, he just looks like he doesn't know how to fight. Spike is small but he probably fights dirty and if Angle even looked at me I would run like a bitch.
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Inconceivable
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Angle, if you're gonna fight go for the top dog. It's what life is all about.
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Daddy's Home
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I chose Randy. I mean the guy punched a mat and separated his shoulder, pretty sure I could take what ever he threw my way.
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I would call them all faggots and tell them to get Brock Lesnar down.
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#13 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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#14 |
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I voted Spike Dudley at first, but then realised the better points about fighting the others:
1) Only a pussy would fight Spike Dudley and leave his mates to deal with the rest. 2) All the injury jokes have already been made. 3) A guy like Spike Dudley survived in the wrestling industry somehow. I wouldn't be surprised if there is some really good fight in him. Also, I don't buy AJ Styles being a push-over. I think that guy could kick some ass if need be. |
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President of Freedonia
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Realistically, I know I will get my ass kicked no matter who I fight. So I'd go for Orton...it'd be a much better story than saying "I got my ass kicked by Spike Dudley"
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#16 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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#17 |
Bringing Intact Back
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AJ would seem like the easiest to take in a fight. However, I could just sit on Spike and watch my buddies get their asses kicked.
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Neg rep #2 |
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Steelers Homer
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I would go after Kurt Angle. If I'm gonna get my ass kicked, I'd rather be able to save face by saying it was kicked by an Olympic Gold Medalist wrestler than a Metrosexual like AJ or a runt like Spike.
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I'd have to say Orton cuz if I'm gonna go down might as well make it count.
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#21 |
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I think Spike's turned into the cruiser-weight version of New Jack with all the drugs and booze.
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#22 |
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all my friends are bigger than me so i'd beat the shit outta spike then help the friend who is gettin is ass whipped the most. its a fair fight between me and spike cuz we the same size. wouldnt fight mark henry with anything less than a 2x4. ortons 2 tall 4 me and angle would probably suplex me 2 hell lol
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AJ coz we are the same size, spike would be too tough, angle would be too much, mark henry will squash me and randy orton is too sneaky.
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#24 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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Mark Henry, i'd just show him a Hershey's Chocolate bar and he'd be like, "That reminds me of myself"
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Hard choice.
On the surface, I'd pick Spike Dudley... but like someone else said, he is probably tough as nails for surviving in the wrestling biz as long as he has. Angle and AJ are both out. Angle because he is Kurt Freakin' Angle and you don't want any of that. AJ because he's got speed and flexibility. So that leaves Orton and Henry. Orton seems like a very angry individual, who who smurf you up in a fight for real. So... even though he is the largest (and if to be believed, the strongest) of them all, I'd go with Henry. I'd definitely have the speed advantage, so as long as I could avoid getting anywhere near his arms... I'll take my chances. |
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#26 |
Waiting for this guy
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Doesn't matter which on eit is Im getting my ass kicked so I may as well go for angle and try to have a chat with him before he inevitibly kills me.
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I'm a loner, Dottie...
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I'd go for Randy and just pray to god he busted his own shoulder again
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#28 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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#29 |
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Ass chocolate
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#30 |
He's Here
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Randy Orton. I'll give him the one move he's susceptible to. One which one of the greatest wrestlers in the world taught me to do.
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#31 |
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26 votes so far. AJ Styles is still in the lead.
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Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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As long as i could put one in the Rings of Saturn
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#33 |
Inno Knows.
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Kurt Angle
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#34 |
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I voted Kurt Angle because I was an idiot and thought it was "who would you pick to be on your side in a brawl". Frankly I would pick Mark Henry here, because I feel like I could evade many of his swings and possibly tire him out. Spike Dudley would seem like the easy pick here, but I really don't trust him not to fight dirty because of his obvious size disadvantage (biting, low blows, ect.).
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#35 |
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Spike is drunk and high, he will stab you motherfucker!
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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#37 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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It looks like I'm the only honest chicken here.
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I'd either run away or fight Spike Dudley 'cause he's the smallest.
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I think I'd pick Angle, just b/c of his arrest incident outside of Pittsburgh a little while back. I mean, it takes one hell of a bitch to hit a woman, and that may be enough motivation to mirk his ass, lol
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