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Post Your Dumb Questions
The last few pages of the current "Special Issue" of WWE Magazine feature "WWE's Dumbest Questions." For instance:
Question: "Is WWE real?" Answer: "What is real? Are you real? What is reality? We work for WWE, which means if it's not real, perhaps we aren't, either." Question: "Why is it called a 'Ladder Match'?" Answer: "Because 'Two Guys Climbing a Steel Device in Order to Grab the Belt Match' didn't fit on a poster." Question: "Wasn't there another guy named Matt Hardy who wrestled in the '80s?" Answer: "Um, did you know that a person's appearance changes as he or she grows older? Unless they're Joan Rivers or Dorian Gray." So now, think up some of your dumb questions and let's see if anyone here wants to answer them. Here are a few: My friend said Dixie Carter is Vince McMahon's sister. Is that true? Was Katie Vick alive at the start of her sexual experience? Was Akeem the African Dream really from Africa? When R-Truth got blown up, was that a stage trick? Did DX REALLY want me to suck it? What courses does Professor Mike Tenay teach? My son wants to add spikes to his football shoulder pads. Should I let him? Where did Alex Wright learn those awesome dance moves? Is Dr. Harvey Wippleman still in practice? Last edited by Providence Peep; 06-30-2010 at 10:14 AM. |
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#2 |
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Has Dusty Rhodes been inducted into the IHOP Pancake Eating Hall of Fame yet?
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Spammy Certified
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Is it still Vader Time?
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prodigal son
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Is Heidenrich still writting poetry?
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Black Sheep Jew
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Did Jeff Jarrett really not write all those great country numbers!?
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Cranky Kong
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Why is this thread making me so angry?
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Spammy Certified
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Why is this thread making Anybody Thrilla so angry?
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#9 |
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Why did Hulk Hogan steal my tanning pills?
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Why does Scott Hall fear Betty Ford?
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Inno Knows.
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Can Zach Gowen win an ass kicking contest?
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Did Chyna have a penis?
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Was Hogan one of the Flintstones?
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So fucking sexy.
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Where did Paul Bearer collect all those chins?
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So fucking sexy.
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Do you still remember?
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Gentleman
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Was IRS really part of the IRS?
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How many times did Edge spear Lita?
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prodigal son
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Does everyone REALLY have a price for the million dollar man?
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Will the WWE ever push John Cena?
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Why is Sheamus so white?
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Shake n' bake.
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Does Triple H really think he is a video game?
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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quesque fuck?
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What is in the urn?
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Mr. Nice Guy
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Quote:
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Gentleman
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Are Undertaker and Kane really brothers?
Did Paul Bearer really sleep with Undertaker's mom? |
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Steelers Homer
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Why does TNA have such a misleading name?
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Doin' It Right
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This is stupid.
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Steelers Homer
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it's really real meat
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is it really all about the game, and how you play it?
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Why did Ernest Miller want someone to call his mama?
Why didn't he just call her himself? |
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Beth Phoenix is very sexy
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was rico really gay?
Why is Christian not world champion? Why is WWE PG? was Repo man an actual repo man? |
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Why didn't "No Holds Barred" ever win an Oscar?
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Black Sheep Jew
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how does Paul Bearer run a mildly successful internet blog if he died in a cement tomb?
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Instead of reading my kids a bedtime story, do you think it's OK for me to just put them in a "sleeper hold" every night?
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Does he really have the red, white and blue running through his vains?
Was he really born and rased in the U S of A? Is he really goverment inspected, and US made? Side note, dont know why I love that song soo much ![]() |
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Didn't Kofi have an African accent?
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Shake n' bake.
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