Wrestling Dream

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I just woke up out of my first wrestling dream...

My name was "John Jackson," and it was my first night in the WWE. I was a jobber, and I was in a match with Goldust. First it was the Goldust from the late 90's (with the bright green custom and the red ball in his mouth), but when I met "Mr. McMahon" (who wasn't McMahon but some other guy who looked nothing like him) I told him I wouldn't be comfortable wrestling that Goldust. So I was able to wrestle the other one.

We were wrestling in the ring, but the ring was inside a mall! I got to pick my own name, and I knew I was a jobber so I picked a jobber's name. Right before the match, McMahon asked me what name I chose. I told him "John Jackson," and he was like I said "yeah, like Dusty Wolfe." (Anyone remember him?)

Anyway, I woke up before the end of the match, but I was getting my ass kicked. And the funniest part is this... I woke up with a back ache! What the hell did I do, beat myself up in my sleep???

Very strange, I know. My first wrestling dream.

[The Ravishing One]

[The Ravishing One]

I mean

Wow.