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Old 09-03-2010, 06:10 PM   #1
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Duke Nukem Forever

Finally coming out. That is all.


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Old 09-03-2010, 06:15 PM   #2
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People are going to be so let down once this comes out.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:41 PM   #3
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People are going to be so let down once this comes out.
You clearly are not betting on Duke.
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Old 09-04-2010, 03:01 PM   #4
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People are going to be so let down pissed off for spending $60 on a pile of shit once this comes out.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:25 PM   #5
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what will come out first Detox or this?
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:10 PM   #6
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It's only cos 3D fucking Realms finally let the thing go. Fucking useless past Duke Nukem 3D. they did like 1 more game? Shadow Warrior and that was shit.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:29 PM   #7
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It's only cos 3D fucking Realms finally let the thing go. Fucking useless past Duke Nukem 3D. they did like 1 more game? Shadow Warrior and that was shit.
They did Prey, also.
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:11 PM   #8
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It's only cos 3D fucking Realms finally let the thing go. Fucking useless past Duke Nukem 3D. they did like 1 more game? Shadow Warrior and that was shit.
Me and my dad liked Shadow Warrior...even if it was only a Duke 3D mod.
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Old 09-04-2010, 02:55 PM   #9
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lol, yeah and that took them at least 5 years from start to finish. WTF is with these guys. Did they even finish that game or did they pass it on... as usual?
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lol, yeah and that took them at least 5 years from start to finish. WTF is with these guys. Did they even finish that game or did they pass it on... as usual?
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I thought it already did.
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Saw this and the first thought in my mind was "I wonder if he get to see Duke's penis".

Really excited for this again. Probably because I was never really into the hype years ago. Would be hilarious if it actually doesn't come out, though. Or if there was a major glitch at launch that prevented the game from being played.
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Old 09-05-2010, 01:53 AM   #15
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The games looks like it could be fun but I'll wait until I can see a video of actual gameplay that isn't recorded over someone shoulder at PAX.

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If Duke was a real guy, I'd be inclined to guess he would have an embarassingly small penis. He's ripped as hell, drives a huge monster truck, has huge guns, smokes cigars and is loud and aggressive. Pretty much everything a guy can do to compensate for having a small penis.

I'd also think he was in denile about his real sexuality. He seems a little too interested in making it clear he's manly and that he likes girls and boobs and sex with girls with boobs. Smoking cigars is a clue given everything else he does. A long, firm penis shaped thing he gets pleasure from sucking on. Cigars on their own are just cigars but with Duke, it seems like it's more than just a cigar.

So, yeah, I think Duke is a gay guy in denile with a small penis. The game might be fun, though.
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Saw this and the first thought in my mind was "I wonder if he get to see Duke's penis".

Really excited for this again.
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Jokes aside, I'm apprehensively excited for the game.
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When I was on my plane to Seattle, getting ready to play some games, meet some gamers, and prepare for tomorrow's Destructoid LIVE panel, I never thought I'd be leaving the first day of PAX with the ability to say that I have played Duke Nukem Forever.*

Sometimes things happen that are so bizarre, you don't know how to process them.*

I played Duke Nukem Forever today, and I liked it.

[Note: Please excuse the poor quality of the photographs. We were caught short and had to improvise with my video camera.]



Do you know how you can tell that a game is going to be something special? When it starts with a tutorial telling you how to piss into a urinal. That's how the demo for Duke Nukem Forever starts, and it really doesn't get much more highbrow than that.*

At its core, Duke Nukem Forever is a solid first-person-shooter. The controls at this stage feel a little loose, but the fundamentals are sound. As you might expect, the gameplay doesn't exactly have a modern feel, but that's part of the charm. It feels like a Duke Nukem game -- rough and ready, but it absolutely does the trick.*

The demo was full of weaponry, ranging from the standard pistols and shotguns to the explosive Devastator, the machine-gun like Ripper, the sniping Rail Gun and the all-important Shrink Ray. Shrinking a porcine alien and then squashing him with a deft melee attack never felt so satisfying.*



Duke is capable of performing finishers if he can cripple an alien into a dazed submission. A simple button press and the chewer of bubblegum will perform a gruesome execution. As if ticking all the FPS boxes, there are also gun turret sections. This is not a game that intends to innovate. It just intends to kill loads and loads of bipedal pigs.*

As well as the shooting, Duke will also get to drive a logo-branded vehicle. Controls for the driving sections are decent and do a good job of getting our hero from A to B, although the car itself is a little bit bouncy, and there's plenty of risk of flipping it. Fortunately, Duke can get out of the car and flip it back. In any case, it's a fun break to just mow down enemies in your car, and at this early stage, with vehicular sections blended into the main gameplay, it doesn't look like this new form of play will intrude.*



One of the highlights of the demo is a huge boss fight against a one-eyed monster, the same fight you may have seen in screens leaked from the game's long-winded past. Armed with explosive missiles, it's a pretty easy first boss fight, although when it starts boosting toward Duke and kicking him over, things get a little hairy. The fight takes place in a football stadium, which comes into play during the battle's grand finish, when the boss's eye falls out, and Duke proceeds to kick it over the goal in a glorious finisher.*

And that, right there, is the kind of thing that is making Duke Nukem Forever look so very promising. As a game, it looks very standard, with graphics that look like they belong in a game that started development twelve years ago, and shooting foundations that don't feel evolved. As a piece of shameless, crass, unapologetically immature cavalcade of humor, however, Duke Nukem Forever may very well be genius.*



Gearbox Software is possibly insane for taking on this project, a game which has twelve years of expectations and notoriety behind it. However, the studio has risen to the challenge and created a game that feels so incredibly Duke that you have to respect it no matter what. This is Duke Nukem at his puerile finest, and just from the demo, I was laughing out loud. It's not even that it's particularly witty. The humor is just so incredibly stupid that it starts to take on the illusion of brilliance, and that's what matters.

Do you know how you can tell that a game is going to be something special? When its demo ends with the main character getting his dick sucked by twins, then admits that his game better be good because it "took twelve fucking years" to make.*

Duke Nukem Forever is something special indeed. Tits and pigs and kicking eyes like footballs conspire to make this a serious game of the show contender for me.
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Old 09-05-2010, 12:58 PM   #19
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I really hope this game delivers.
I hope it doesn't end up being the Guns N Roses of video games.
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What is the appeal in taking a piss during a game? Sure, it's probably funny the first couple of times...
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It was superfun for a 10 year old me.
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What is the appeal in taking a piss during a game? Sure, it's probably funny the first couple of times...
If the game has online multiplayer and we can piss on beaten opponents, I can see it becoming very popular with children and idiots everywhere. It's like a step up from teabagging in Halo.

If they wanted to, they could give it a "useful" purpose. Pissing in an enemies petrol tank to sabotage their vehicles, drowning shrunken enemies in your piss etc. I doubt it, though.
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It regenerates health too.

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Old 09-06-2010, 01:36 AM   #33
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Hm, must not of ever been low on health when I used it. Seriously didn't know, and I played the hell out of that game back in the day.
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I do not understand why so many people are talking about this so much.

It's pretty obvious that by today's standards of call of duties, and halos, that it is going to be competent at best. Like, I'm not saying it's going to suck outright, but fuck, I just don't get the hype. And I played the shit out of the original when I was younger.
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I do not understand why so many people are talking about this so much.

It's pretty obvious that by today's standards of call of duties, and halos, that it is going to be competent at best. Like, I'm not saying it's going to suck outright, but fuck, I just don't get the hype. And I played the shit out of the original when I was younger.
You haven't been betting on Duke, that's why.

This game has taken over 12 years to make, I've had a pre order for almost 7 years. Duke Nukem Forever coming out will be the end of an era.
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