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I'ma gonna win
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Duke Nukem Forever
Finally coming out. That is all.
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#2 |
He's Here
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People are going to be so let down once this comes out.
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#3 |
I'ma gonna win
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Spammy Certified
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what will come out first Detox or this?
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It's only cos 3D fucking Realms finally let the thing go. Fucking useless past Duke Nukem 3D. they did like 1 more game? Shadow Warrior and that was shit.
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#7 |
I'ma gonna win
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Amazon Affiliate
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lol, yeah and that took them at least 5 years from start to finish. WTF is with these guys. Did they even finish that game or did they pass it on... as usual?
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#10 |
He's Here
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#11 |
VALENTÍA
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I thought it already did. |
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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#13 |
Retired Prolly.
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#14 |
He's Here
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![]() Saw this and the first thought in my mind was "I wonder if he get to see Duke's penis". Really excited for this again. Probably because I was never really into the hype years ago. Would be hilarious if it actually doesn't come out, though. Or if there was a major glitch at launch that prevented the game from being played. |
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#15 |
"Steven, your fossa!"
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The games looks like it could be fun but I'll wait until I can see a video of actual gameplay that isn't recorded over someone shoulder at PAX.
If Duke was a real guy, I'd be inclined to guess he would have an embarassingly small penis. He's ripped as hell, drives a huge monster truck, has huge guns, smokes cigars and is loud and aggressive. Pretty much everything a guy can do to compensate for having a small penis. I'd also think he was in denile about his real sexuality. He seems a little too interested in making it clear he's manly and that he likes girls and boobs and sex with girls with boobs. Smoking cigars is a clue given everything else he does. A long, firm penis shaped thing he gets pleasure from sucking on. Cigars on their own are just cigars but with Duke, it seems like it's more than just a cigar. So, yeah, I think Duke is a gay guy in denile with a small penis. The game might be fun, though. |
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Oh yes, a lone screenshot of the piss control mechanics.
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BAY BAY
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I really hope this game delivers.
I hope it doesn't end up being the Guns N Roses of video games. |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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![]() I like how it says "WEAPON RAISED" when he gets to see the tits. |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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What is the appeal in taking a piss during a game? Sure, it's probably funny the first couple of times...
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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If they wanted to, they could give it a "useful" purpose. Pissing in an enemies petrol tank to sabotage their vehicles, drowning shrunken enemies in your piss etc. I doubt it, though. |
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#24 |
BAY BAY
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It regenerates health too.
Not as good as Postal 2's pissing on people until they puke, but still. |
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Donkey Punch Elite
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BALLS OF STEEL
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Alive
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#27 |
He's Here
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lol
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#28 |
Alive
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Not Duke Nukem related, in the least, but I like this one:
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#29 |
He's Here
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#30 |
Retired Prolly.
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Lo Wang was awesome
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#31 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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#32 |
Retired Prolly.
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You could piss in 3D, never did anything, won't in DNF.
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#33 |
BAY BAY
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Yes it did, it gave you health back.
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#34 |
Retired Prolly.
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Pretty sure it didn't only remember breaking it and drinking the water giving back your health.
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BAY BAY
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#36 |
Retired Prolly.
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Hm, must not of ever been low on health when I used it. Seriously didn't know, and I played the hell out of that game back in the day.
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#37 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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I was 12 when this game was announced. More than doubled the amount of years I lived since then and it still isn't out.
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#38 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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#39 |
Hey Mister!
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I do not understand why so many people are talking about this so much.
It's pretty obvious that by today's standards of call of duties, and halos, that it is going to be competent at best. Like, I'm not saying it's going to suck outright, but fuck, I just don't get the hype. And I played the shit out of the original when I was younger. |
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#40 | |
I'ma gonna win
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This game has taken over 12 years to make, I've had a pre order for almost 7 years. Duke Nukem Forever coming out will be the end of an era. |
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