Objective Analysis of the top WWE Storylines

[Next Big Thing]

Same deal as the TNA thread. Legitimate gripes with reasoning are welcomed. Please no WWE sucks, it's all a variety show, blah blah blah type shit...

1) Six Pack Challenge (Rise of Orton)

2) Taker vs. Kane

3) Raw GM

4) Miz's push in general

5) Nexus

6) "Fresh Face Movement" with particular emphasis on Barrett, Kaval, Alberto Del Rio, and Daniel Bryan

7) Divas Division (Only included because they're unifying the titles and NXT Season 3 is all women. Seems like they may be paying it more attention. Maybe it's because Michelle McCool's stroking Taker so he's using his stroke to make sure she has consistent employment. Or maybe because in 22 years Heather Hearst Helmsley will be debuting.)

Not Included:
I'm hesitant to put Punk vs. Big Show up there because I feel like it's just sputtering with Big Show wanting to be a comedian and SES becoming a little stale.

Same deal with Kofi and Dolph. It's inevitable that Dolph loses to Kofi and would be nice if they just got on with it and let those two guys have programs with someone else.

I don't care about the WWE's tag divison. It's pathetic.