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Signs it's time to Retire.... Or at least do commentary
1) The majority of the fans today think you've always had gray hair.
2) Your "fat trunks" no longer fit. 3) You rationalize that you don't need to go to the gym because the walk down the ramp and up the stairs into the ring gets your heart rate higher than any cardio exercise you ever did in your younger days. 4) You were pissed when TNA got rid of the ramp that led straight to the ring. 5) Guys in their mid to late 30's refer to you as the "grandfather of..." 6) Even your pubes are gray. 7) Your old wrestling trunks are for sale along with the trunks of guys who haven't wrestled on a regular/serious basis in the 21st century... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 8) You go from this: ![]() To this: ![]() To this: ![]() 9) Even female performers are scared to be too stiff with you 10) You find yourself doing arm drags on fan boys who pay you. Your grandchildren later read about it on a wrestling message board and confront you about breaking your promise of no more indie/ hardcore/ reunion shows for beer money and a ride home. ![]() 11) You think "getting color" for every match makes the match more real/ old school/ hardcore (how you justify splitting your head open with a razor depends on whether you miss the territories/ are over the age of 45/ or are an ECW retread)... ![]() ![]() 12) At least one of your traveling buddies was a devout racist/ card carrying member of the KKK and had no problem admitting it in public... in front of black people. ![]() Feel free to add to the list Last edited by Next Big Thing; 09-29-2010 at 01:33 PM. |
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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If you still own at least 3 pairs of zubaz workout pants,and refuse to get rid of them.
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Celestia's Left Hand
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I thought all the Horsemen of the above incarnation were racists
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Alzheimer's kicks in and you forget your fanny pack.
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No. Just Ole Anderson I think... I hope. Tully Blanchard...... maybe... but I'd be willing to say it was the cocaine talking if Tully ever said something racist.
I don't imagine J.J. Dillon, Arn Anderson, or Naitch being racist. Those guys are still relevant enough to where we would have heard a story or something if Arn or Naitch were racist. Someone would have put it in a book by now. |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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So who's that guy? And how do you know he was a member of the KKK? |
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Weird thread, but..... I saw Steve Breaston so good job.
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I'm Brllnt!
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Dick Murdock. He was a friend of Dusty and early mentor to Flair.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...x_Klan_members http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Murdoch |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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To prove that race is a complex issue in pro wrestling:
Murdock, despite being a card carrying member of the KKK, was in a drawing tag team with Junkyard Dog. And similarly had no issues wrestling with (or putting over) black performers. |
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It's funny because Tony Atlas said almost the same thing on a WWE 24/7 Roundtable. He basically said he rode in cars with guys who showed him their Klan cards, but would also be the first people there to help him if he was in a fight... then again... money is money and JYD was the man in Louisiana. I guess the color green is more important than black or white.
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Blargh...
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You know it's time to Retire when your "prime" was 25-30 yrs ago
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It's High Noon!
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If not even TNA will sign you to wrestle for them.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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If you're over 35.
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I'm Brllnt!
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If you can't remember what the word wrestling means
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Black Sheep Jew
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if, when you hear the word wrestling, your mind instantly thinks "smoky mountain".
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it's really real meat
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your once impressive pecs are now sagging to your knees
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Blargh...
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Samurai Rocker
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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Your career is over when your tits are bigger then the divas
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#23 |
It's a blood match!
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How about, If you wrestled in the 80's.
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Samurai Rocker
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Similar type of brotherhood for wrestlers. They may come from different walks of life, but they all live the life on the road. |
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