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Old 10-24-2010, 07:14 PM   #1
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So you are forced to kill...
a professional wrestler currently working for either TNA or the WWE. You have no choice in the matter and if you refuse all those close to you will die horribly.

Who do you kill? How? Why?

Bonus question: Will it have a lasting effect on the business? (ie. Benoit)

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Also have some popcorn.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:23 PM   #2
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Hulk Hogan. Even if I did have a choice in the matter I'd still kill him if I could.

How? I'd make him job clean to someone like Yoshi Tatsu. To Hulk Hogan that is pure death.

Will it have a lasting effect? TNA will drop all these Hogan takeover crap and focus on their legit wrestlers again.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:35 PM   #3
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Who? John Cena
How? STF by Masahiro Chono
Why? Cena stole the move Chono was passed onto him by the master Lou Thesz.

Will it have a lasting effect? Hell yeah. The reign of Super Cena will end and the Age of Orton will begin.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:49 PM   #4
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Old 10-24-2010, 09:31 PM   #5
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Here's another one...

Who? Johnny Ace
How? Beaten to death by a gang of talented wrestlers, male and female
Why? Because he hired roided up bodybuilders and lingerie models over talented wrestlers

Will it have a lasting effect? Yes. Because not only you want to look good, but you also have to have the skills to make it, or else you won't last (example: The Ultimate Warrior)
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:09 PM   #6
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:39 PM   #7
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:47 PM   #8
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Because Matt Hardy wears wrestling boots and so do Japanese wrestlers.
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:47 PM   #9
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:49 PM   #10
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Because Primo has hair and Keiji Mutoh once had hair.
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:01 PM   #11
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Okay, CSL. This time, my Japanese references were minimal, so you can't rip on me for it.
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:04 PM   #12
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1) Hulk Hogan
2) With a back breaker
3) Because it gets annoying everytime he's on TV, and his charisma left his body 15 years ago.
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:26 PM   #13
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the Swagger Soaring Eagle

with a riffle

no one would miss him, but I might go to jail
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:27 PM   #14
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why would you kill Chavo?

also I would kill Primo with a stab to the back
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:27 PM   #15
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with a riffle

no one would miss him, but I might go to jail
I was thinking the same thing, Droford. LMFAO!!!
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:29 PM   #16
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I don't think I could ever kill with a riffle.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:20 AM   #17
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Dixie Carter or Vince McMahon


WHO: VINCE McMahon

WHY:that fucking Stand up for WWE PSA felt like Vince at his most back patting, self serving best.

Long Term Ramifacations: TNA will be the #1 promotion in the US with TNA effectivly claiming they "won the war" and credit will go to Hogan and Bischoffs recycling storylines from the 90's (and royally fucking them up) and Hogan being some sort of wrestling Übermensch.
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Old 10-25-2010, 04:31 AM   #18
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I would kill Triple H and have sex with his corpse...repeatedly.
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:27 AM   #19
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i would kill : vince russo
I'll take the pole from the pole matches and ram it up his ass until it comes out of his mouth. I'll them put him on a spit and cook him, make hotdogs and sell them at a wwe event

I would rape then murder the diva's - all of them.
How: splitting them into 2 with my huge () cock.
why : Do you really need to ask.

HHH

How : drugging him so James Steele can anal rape him to the death
Why : For being an asshole to Bret and for having a big nose without being a jew.
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:28 AM   #20
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Actually, I was going to sit on his nose and start bouncing.
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:12 AM   #21
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Trish, with my dick, for fun.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:53 AM   #22
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Who: Eric Bischoff & Hulk Hogan
How: Letting wrestlers who they have screwed beat the shit out of them with a baseball bat
Why: pretty self-explanatory, I believe.....
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:58 PM   #23
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