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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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holy shit chael sonnen
http://www.cagepotato.com/chael-sonn...nd-500000-fine
Chael Sonnen Pleads Guilty to Money Laundering, Faces Up to 20 Years in Jail and $500,000 Fine Just three days into 2011 and the year is already turning out to be much worse than the last for Chael Sonnen. The suspended UFC middleweight who is also a licensed realtor in West Linn, Oregon pled guilty of money laundering Monday in federal court. According to the Lake Oswego Review, a U.S. Department of Justice press release sent out today states that that Sonnen "conducted a financial transaction designed to hide or disguise the ownership and control of proceeds of mortgage fraud." You might recall that Sonnen bowed out of the race for Oregon senate house seat in June because of "a legal matter that demanded attention," -- the same legal matter that Chael told HDNet's Mike Straka that he was too busy with to deal with preparations for his CSAC hearing in December himself. Now we can understand why it took precedence over having his fighting license reinstated. Money laundering in the U.S. carries a maximum penalty of 20 years in federal prison as well as a $500,000 fine. His sentencing is scheduled for 11:30 a.m. March 28, which explains why he stated during his MMA Live appearance last week that he wants to fight as soon as he can when his suspension is up on March 1. He'll likely need the money. Quote:
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boop/bop/beep
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lol this dude really is pure slime
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Crooked
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Listen to Killer Mike
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He was on top of the world going into the Silva fight.. Crazy how far he's fallen..
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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I'm curious how well lay 'n' pray works in prison.
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Karma is a bitch.
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Spammy Certified
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Good thing Silva won. UFC would look silly with all this shit Sonnen is going through being their champ.
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RAPTURE READY.
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LOL I never trusted Sonnen
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Taller than Adam Cole
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... Wow.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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lol. Typical politician.
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Thank god I'm an Asshole!
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I'm so happy to hear this. I've never disliked anyone since I started watching MMA, but this guy is just a fucking loser. I hope his legal defense is as shitty as his submission defense, and he is given some serious hard time.
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King of the Ring
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Hate to play the race card, but if Michael Vick can get two years for dog fighting...
Chael may be having his next 20-30 fights in a shower stall with some dude named BUBBA |
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I'm all there is
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wow christ. unreal
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Nah. Chael's entering a guilty plea and agreeing to cooperate with authorities so he'll get a lighter sentence. Plus because Chael's crime was "white collar" instead of violent he'll end up in a minimum security federal prison with other tax evaders, frauds etc instead of rapists, murderers and drug dealers.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Either way, he'd probably run shit in whichever prison they put him in. Not a particuarly great fighter in the UFC, but legit compared to your average crooks.
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I'd say chances are we'll see him in UFC again before long.
Who was he due to fight when his suspension was lifted? |
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Narc stole my star
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![]() He also said he failed his drug test for high testosterone because he is 'too macho for the UFC' |
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Narc stole my star
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It's a blood match!
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Fucking awesome
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Member
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I'm a fan of his, but someone needs answer all his trash talk with "Shut up, you're balls don't even work the right way."
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Donkey Punch Elite
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Inno Knows.
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sonnench chael sonnen
@bigfootsilva, I want to tell you a joke so funny it will make your head grow. It goes like this..Oh wait, I see you have already heard it. 4 Sep |
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Over Like Rover
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lolll
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The Satanic Mechanic
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What's his problem with Brazilians?
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Forever
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lol he is so mint
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Kinda hope when they eventually hold a show in Japan, they put him in an open weight fight with Bigfoot or Big Nog. I just wanna see him back up his trash talk once.
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Over Like Rover
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I wouldn't even call it trash-talk, he's essentially just playing pro wrestling heel with how ridiculous a lot of the stuff is. I mean, it's pretty much a bunch of completely absurd statements to get attention sprinkled with the occasional gem (like the above tweet)
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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"You tell Anderson Silva I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it."
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Over Like Rover
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(and the above mentioned quote)
If he ever gets dropped by Dana, he could make millions with Vince |
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Listen to Killer Mike
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"Ok, then we can continue.."
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Over Like Rover
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lol he could not be playing up the pro-wrestling heel role more if he was wearing feather boas and had Bobby Heenan standing behind him
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Over Like Rover
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ahahaha he's even been watching Rock promos
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Last of a Dying Forum
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UFC is fake. Kthxbai.
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Over Like Rover
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You spelled "okay", "thanks" and "bye" wrong.
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Listen to Killer Mike
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He also spelled "awesome", "fake"..
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Listen to Killer Mike
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Listen to Killer Mike
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hahaha @ the last kid getting interrupted
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