obvious tells that wrestling is fake

[The MAC]

what are your favorite "tells" that wrestling is fake?

here's a few of mine:


1. landing on a springy canvas hurts but when they land on another guy they are okay.

2. sworn enemies wait until monday to fight.

3. They get punched and kicked in the face but theres no bruises or teeth missing.

4. when 2 guys are discussing a "plan" they don't notice a cameraman filming it all and broadcasting it on the titantron.

5. Cena wins


list some of yours...