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[ooTin]

Peter, what's the matter with you today? You're not yourself.
Guys, I went to Dr. Hartman yesterday and...
he did things to my fanny.
- Peter, it's okay. - It's not okay.
- You don't know what it's like. - You're wrong.
I, too, have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts.
He did it to you, too?
I have something to say.
Dr. Hartman violated me, as well.
I only went in there for a physical-slash-guinea pig sremoval,
but I turned out to be the guinea pig, for a sexual experimentation.
You guys are a bunch of queers.
And so am I!
Oh, God, it was horrible! I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it,
they don't make water hot enough!