Router Question

[PorkSoda]

I feel like posting it here

I plug all the wire shit into my router, it works on occasion, then something happens, which causes the router to not work all of a sudden. I'm plugging everything in the correct way. Is it possible that you have to buy a new router every few years? Cause I dug this one up out of a box somewhere....???

And my printer sucks. It sucks more than a vacuum.

And my phone service is the worst phone service in the universe. It's even worse than Uranus.

But seriously, the router question, someone pull a Lance Storm serious moment and give me an answer.