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Old 04-16-2011, 08:20 PM   #1
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How about a ppv called "WWE Unpredictable" where it isn't so fucking obvious how the matches will end or who the winners and losers will be? You know, like the matches would be booked thoughtfully, and in such a way that the people who pay 50 or 60 bucks to watch the show would actually be surprised with stuff that happens and wouldn't be disappointed? What a concept! Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Make this real. Create a card that will surprise everybody and no one will be disappointed.


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Old 04-16-2011, 08:32 PM   #2
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:37 PM   #3
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Does that mean you can't do it? Pussy.
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:40 PM   #4
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Only really needs one match, a three hour "pass the parcel" gimmick match featuring the entire roster. The music will stop every fifteen minutes (which will be various looped entrance themes of "legends", who will come out to remove a layer of wrapping paper using their finish) and whoever held the parcel at that time wins a random championship, a push or a Zack Ryder T-shirt.

WWE UNPREDICTABLE

Main Event all WWE championships
60 Man Pass The Parcel Challenge

60 Minute Iron Man Dark Match
Daniel Bryan vs Zack Ryder
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:43 PM   #5
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Full roster battle royal. Just as the match is about to begin an icon pops up on the screen asking you to choose who you want to win via typing a code on your remote. Each person then gets a different ending depending on what they choose.

Kinda like those 'Give Yourself Goosebumps' books.
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:44 PM   #6
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People can then upload their own specific ending to the internet to give the match ultimate replayability.
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:15 PM   #7
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I can't or else it won't be unpredictable.
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:47 PM   #8
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WWE Dead Legends Battle Royal. 60 of the legends and hall of famers who have died come back for a WW3 style battle royal. Owen Hart eliminates Andre the Giant to win.


Now that match would be unpredictable.
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:57 PM   #9
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WWE sets up the arena like the early 80s/70s. No stage, no music, no pyro. There will be no angles other than post-match comments for some matches. The commentators will call the matches as if they were real and analyze them with no "agenda" from them.
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:10 PM   #10
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It can't really be unpredictable if you have a card... So just make it a ppv where no matches are announced and stuff just happens spontaneously
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:15 PM   #11
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Does that mean you can't do it? Pussy.
Ok that's it

WWE: Unpredictable 2011 presents-

1) Legend jobber vs present jobber match

Brooklyn Brawler vs Vladimir Kozlov (Who jobs? SO UNPREDICTABLE!!!11!)

2) The People's Choice- Cyber Sunday special

Big Show and Kane vs 2 of the following chosen by the live audience in the stadium via SMS:

(a) Jimmy Snuka
(b) Diesel
(c) Goldust
(d) Steve motherfuckin' Blackman

3) Semifinal #1 of the WWE Brawl for All 2011 (?? vs ??)

4) Semifinal #2 of the WWE Brawl for All 2011 (?? vs ??)

5) Final of the WWE Brawl for All 2011 (?? vs ??)

6) The Rock vs Steve "The Ringmaster" Austin w/Vince McMahon as special guest ref

Why is Austin in his WCW persona? Will he have his blonde faux-hawk on? Will Vinny Mac screw The Rock once more? Will we see a slidin' People's Elbow? OH MY!

7) The winner of WWE Brawl for All 2011, Mr/Ms ??, vs the champion of his/her choice inside TNA's Lethal Lockdown cage (WHO KNEW???)
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:38 PM   #12
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6) The Rock vs Steve "The Ringmaster" Austin w/Vince McMahon as special guest ref

Why is Austin in his WCW persona? Will he have his blonde faux-hawk on? Will Vinny Mac screw The Rock once more? Will we see a slidin' People's Elbow? OH MY!
Even more unpredictable, considering the fact that The Ringmaster was his first WWF gimmick.
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:47 PM   #13
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I think I am officially the winner then. How unpredictable was that!
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:20 AM   #14
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You automatically lose because the card is supposed to make everyone happy as well.
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:28 AM   #15
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How do you guarantee customer satisfaction on an unpredictable PPV then?
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:30 AM   #16
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You don't. You are missing the point that this whole thread is Supreme making fun of Providence Peep, but that was probably that barrier of English not being your first language again.
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:44 AM   #17
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Match the first: Owen Hart free fallin' match. Over the ring is scaffolding and the way to win the match is to place the opponent in a harness that doesn't work and chuck them off. This match could be between Santino and Zach Ryder

Number deuce: reverse ladder match. Match starts with both rasslers on the ladder and the first one to climb down loses. Let's have this match be between Kane and Seamus.

Match trois: Piss break match loser gets peed on. We'll have this match be between any of the minorities on the roster.

Four-some holds barred match and if they use a barred hold they get dq'd.

Main Event--an evening with Vince McMahon. He gives a speech for 45 mins on WWE's finances
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Old 04-17-2011, 05:42 AM   #18
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Match 1: Randy Orton vs. Entire Diva Roster (Gauntlet Match)
Match 6: Edge and Christian vs. Money Inc.
Match 2: Undertaker vs. Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara (Handicap Match)
Match 3: CM Punk vs. The Miz
Match 4: Rock and Sock Connection vs. Big Show and Kane (TLC)
Match 5: Steve Blackman vs. Ken Shamrock vs. Brock Lesnar (Triple Threat)
Match 6: Steve Austin vs. Goldberg (No DQ)
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Old 04-17-2011, 06:41 AM   #19
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  • Hell In A Cell
  • HBK vs The Rock vs John Cena vs Triple H vs Undertaker vs Stone Cold
  • 6 Man Tag
  • Edge, Christian and Randy Orton vs Goldberg, Sting and Bret Hart
  • Last Man Standing
  • The Miz vs Brock Lesnar
  • Ambulance Match
  • CM Punk vs Cactus Jack
  • Money In The Bank Ladder Match
  • RVD vs Sin Cara vs John Morrison vs Rey Mysterio
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:09 AM   #21
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WWE Dead Legends Battle Royal. 60 of the legends and hall of famers who have died come back for a WW3 style battle royal. Owen Hart eliminates Andre the Giant to win.

Now that match would be unpredictable.
Not really. You just gave away the result.
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:11 AM   #22
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John Cena VS Everybody on the roster in a handicap match. He'll probably win though, so, that kinda goes against the logic.
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:13 AM   #23
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Stop stealing my dead.wrestler gimmick you homo. I don't go making blatant racist threads in causal forum.
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:24 AM   #24
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Just do WWE Unpredictable exactly by the book.

Whoever most people think will win, will win. Whatever obvious swerve is being tossed around as "totally gonna happen"; happens. Of course Cena will somehow win his match - even though the odds are totally stacked against him.

The PPV is unpredictable because the name indicates something unpredictable will happen, but the only unpredictable thing is that nothing unpredictable actually happens.
Everyone is happy:
- The marks are happy (Cena won).
- The smarks (IWC or not) are happy cause "lol - Cena might've won and all, but look at
all the marks that actually thought a real swerve was gonna happen. Well played WWE"
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:32 AM   #25
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John Cena VS Everybody on the roster in a handicap match. He'll probably win though, so, that kinda goes against the logic.
I was going to say that this shit is no longer funny, but the fact is it was never funny in the first place.
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Old 04-17-2011, 02:17 PM   #26
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This could be fun, and since everybody has jacked off in this thread I'm gonna try and pull one off too...



WWE UNPREDICTABLE

Submission Match
The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar

Six Man Tag (Winner faces the Miz for WWE Title right after the Match, if Miz wins, no defense that night)
John Cena, Randy Orton, and Triple H vs The Miz (c), CM Punk, and Chris Jericho

World Heavyweight Title Match
Alberto Del Rio vs Rey Mysterio vs Sin Cara

Gauntlet Match
Wade Barrett vs The Corre (Heath Slather, Justin Gabriel, and Ezekiel Jackson)

WWE United States Title Match
Sheamus (c) vs Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vicky)

Body Slam vs K.O Challenge (If Swagger can body slam Show, he wins, if Show can K.O Swagger, he wins)
Jack Swagger vs The Big Show

WWE Intercontinental Title Match (The Corre cost Wade his title to Christian)
Christian (c) vs Kofi Kingston vs Kane
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Old 04-17-2011, 05:12 PM   #27
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Not really. You just gave away the result.
Exactly. Giving away the finish before the match. Bet you didn't see that coming.



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Stop stealing my dead.wrestler gimmick you homo. I don't go making blatant racist threads in causal forum.
.............Huh?
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Old 04-17-2011, 05:47 PM   #28
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I was going to say that this shit is no longer funny, but the fact is it was never funny in the first place.
Especially seeing as how Cena loses constantly.
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Old 04-17-2011, 05:51 PM   #29
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Book every match liek the main event of Victory Road.
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None of these make sense as far as roster is concerned, nor current angles:

Opening Bout

8 Man Elimination Match For #1 Contender WHC

Kane V. Mark Henry V. John Morrison V. Truth V. Christian V. Sheamus V. Sin Cara V. (Surprise Entry)

12 guys are hinted at being in the match before the PPV and nearly off them are disappointed (except Morrison and Christian). 4 out of the 8 names are released on the Smackdown prior to the PPV and 3 are announced at the opening of the show. The last man in the contest is revealed as his entrance music comes in: out comes a returning Kurt Angle BUT NO, Steve Austin stuns him as soon as he enters the ring causing him to get eliminated first.

Morrison wins after the already eliminated Sheamus hits Sin with a chair. Signal heel turn.

Next match, a short one with Trish and Melina. Melina wins thanks to Awesome Kong. Kong then squashes Melina. The "surprise" here is that nobody knew that Melina would be performing. Trish coming out of retirement to face a "surprise" opponent and then getting beaten by Kong for a month.

Then Michael Cole introduces the top two superstars he has chosen as the next Unified Tag Champions: Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio. They join the announce booth as The Corre faces off with "one time returning tag team" that turns out to be none other than: The Bushwhackers. After the Corre defeat them in three minutes, Ziggler and ADR congratulate them and leave the ring.

Next up Wade Barrett faces off against Rey Mysterio for the IC title. Surprise strips are: match is "won by judgment" of Daniel Bryan. Wade locks on the Labelle lock on Rey and Bryan gives it to him grudgingly. Afterward Rey confronts Daniel angrily about his decision. This provokes an impromptu match between the two. Daniel defeats a weakened Rey just barely and then snaps. After choking Rey out post-match Bryan starts screaming about respect and honor and all sorts of indie cliches, then starts unlacing Rey's mask. The announcers pretend this has never happened to Rey before and only when the mask is half off do a slew of referees jump into the ring to separate them.

John Cena V. ? for the ? title in a ? match. This match was made by decree of the Rock. As John Cena enters the ring, the Rock comes out and announces that Cena is going to face the Undertaker for the WHC Title in a Hell in a Cell match. (the cell was up there the whole time and the announcers wondered who'd have to fight in it). Cena defeats UT from atop the cell via Attitude Adjustment through the ceiling. Match is stopped, EMTs roll Taker away ala Mankind only Taker stays down. Cena is shown to be visually remorseful for his actions and throws the title at The Rock, "This is what you wanted Rock?".

Main Event The Miz V. Randy Orton in a ? match. Triple H comes out and announces that it's going to be a Street Fight and that he will be the special referee. Shane McMahon makes a surprise return hitting Triple H with a sledgehammer then replacing him as ref. The Miz gets the win thanks to Shane-o-mac.
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My ideas were clearly the best. I win this thread!
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:29 AM   #32
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there was alot of cyber bullying going on in here
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