stupid f-ucking commercials pt II

**KillerWolf** · 04-28-2004, 06:33 PM

so there is this new car out and the big selling point is that the rear seats slide forward.

now you may be asking yourself: why would you want your rear seats to slide forward in a car. well the commercial addresses that.

see, suppose you and three of your freinds are tear-assing through town in a 4 cylinder econo-box and at one point you decide that it would be a good idea to try to jump an open draw bridge, and you dont quite make it-and your car is stuck teatering on the edge of the draw bridge. the rear passengers can slide their seats forward, thus shifting their weight and sending the car safely down the downside of the open draw bridge.

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04-28-2004, 06:33 PM	#1
KillerWolf \m/(-.-)\m/ Posts: 1,456	stupid f-ucking commercials pt II so there is this new car out and the big selling point is that the rear seats slide forward. now you may be asking yourself: why would you want your rear seats to slide forward in a car. well the commercial addresses that. see, suppose you and three of your freinds are tear-assing through town in a 4 cylinder econo-box and at one point you decide that it would be a good idea to try to jump an open draw bridge, and you dont quite make it-and your car is stuck teatering on the edge of the draw bridge. the rear passengers can slide their seats forward, thus shifting their weight and sending the car safely down the downside of the open draw bridge. !!!