Pop Quiz

[tucsonspeed6]

Pop Quiz

With finals around the corner for all of us in college and highschool, I thought I'd give everyone here a pop quiz to help you all study for those impending WWE finals. In each of these questions, you will be asked to think like the WWE character would think and choose the appropriate action based on the situation given. At the end I will give the answers and the scores.

1: You are Jeff Hardy and you think that you may have overdosed on your favorite poison. What do you do?:

A) Call Matt and frantically ask him to drive you to the hospital

B) Call 911 and have them send an ambulance

C) Crawl into the shower and turn the water on ice cold to keep you awake until you sober up

D)Write some crappy poetry about the experience, set it to a crappy tune, and have your crappy band perform your "song" at the airport lounge.


2: You're Scott Steiner and you've just gotten a title shot in which you will win the title. Do you....

A) Call your mom. She's love to hear the great news.

B) Go over the match details with your opponent

C) Pinch yourself. Having the title is your dream come true.

D) Shoot up.


3: You're Lita. You're fighting for the women's championship at a big PPV and it's midway through the match. You have to set your opponent up for a big finisher. Do you...

A) Do a hurracanrama to lead to the swanton bomb.

B) Do a kick to the abdomen to set up the Twist of Fate

C) Do an irish whip to set yourself up to steal the opponent's finisher

D) Any move will do, you'll botch it anyway.


4: You're Shane, midmatch in another Kane rematch. He's down and you need a big finish. You...

A) Climb the titantron for a HUGE elbow drop

B) Dump gas on him and light him on fire

C) Give him a "piledriver to hell" right through the ring

D) Who cares? You're the giant killer, baby! The people love you!

5: You're JR, commentating on the Lesner/Goldberg match at WMXX. King just made the following statement:

"You know, it's just as I expected with these inter-promotional matches. I mean, just like the talent, just like wrestlers, the performers on the two different shows. Everybody on Raw thinks we're the better show. Everyone on Smackdown thinks they're better. And the fans, they're the same way. There are fans out there who like the Smackdown performers better than they do Raw. I just heard a "Goldberg sucks" chant...."

Do you....

A) Say nothing at all.

B) Say ".....well by that logic, wouldn't that make us all Smackdown fans?"

C) Say "What does that mean about the 'This match sucks' chants?"

D) Say "SONOFABITCHBLUECHIPPERRATTLESNAKESCALDEDDOGBBQSAUCESTONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLDGOVERNMENTMULEDAMNYOUT OHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

6: You are the Undertaker. Your big comeback is less than a week away and you still haven't decided on your new image. You...

A) Make a phonecall to Rob Zombie and discuss with him the costume work used in "House of 1000 Corpses"

B) Review old tapes of your past matches and find a good mix between your old look and a more modern style

C) Check the internet to see what the fans want you to look like

D) Forget about it amidst jacking off to replays of Maven dropkicking you out of the Royal Rumble. On the morning of WMXX, grab a trenchcoat and a shitty cowboy hat on your way out the door.


7: You are Rick Flair on a long flight:

A) Try to work off the flab to be more effective in the ring.

B) Practice your next promo

C) Watch the in-flight movie

D) Simple Equasion: Stewardess + Space Mountain = "WOOOOOOOO!"

8: You are Rosey, and you're not doing anything important. You:

A) Talk with Hurricane to come up with a new double-team finisher

B) Work on your mic skills

C) Train to expand your moves list

D) EAT JAMAL!!!



Answers are to follow:




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1: D 2: D 3: D 4: D 5: D 6: D 7: D 8: D


If you got 6-8 correct, you are a Smark
If you got 4-6 correct, you are a mark
If you got 2-4 correct, you are a stupid noob
If you got 0-2 correct, your screen-name is either "Shadow" or "NCHIGHFLIERS"

[tucsonspeed6]

By the way, you can make your own questions up to keep the thread up to date. Try to make them funny, unlike mine.

[Boondock Saint]

I aced it. I wish there actually was a course on wrestling. That would kick asss

[tucsonspeed6]

It's not really a quiz. I just made it to be funny and to take a cheap shot at the Jeff Hardy fans.

[Ferocious]

LMAO This rivals RB's Mark thread as possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen

[Boondock Saint]

I am aware.

[PureHatred]

Good stuff. Any "comedy thread" without 600 Triple H references is a refreshing read.

I've got some ?'s, but I'm doing school work right now, so I can't post them yet.

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by tucsonspeed6 1: You are Jeff Hardy and you think that you may have overdosed on your favorite poison. What do you do?: D)Write some crappy poetry about the experience, set it to a crappy tune, and have your crappy band perform your "song" at the airport lounge. 2: You're Scott Steiner and you've just gotten a title shot in which you will win the title. Do you.... D) Shoot up. 3: You're Lita. You're fighting for the women's championship at a big PPV and it's midway through the match. You have to set your opponent up for a big finisher. Do you... D) Any move will do, you'll botch it anyway. 4: You're Shane, midmatch in another Kane rematch. He's down and you need a big finish. You... D) Who cares? You're the giant killer, baby! The people love you! 5: You're JR, commentating on the Lesner/Goldberg match at WMXX. King just made the following statement: "You know, it's just as I expected with these inter-promotional matches. I mean, just like the talent, just like wrestlers, the performers on the two different shows. Everybody on Raw thinks we're the better show. Everyone on Smackdown thinks they're better. And the fans, they're the same way. There are fans out there who like the Smackdown performers better than they do Raw. I just heard a "Goldberg sucks" chant...." Do you.... D) Say "SONOFABITCHBLUECHIPPERRATTLESNAKESCALDEDDOGBBQSAUCESTONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLDGOVERNMENTMULEDAMNYOUT OHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!" 6: You are the Undertaker. Your big comeback is less than a week away and you still haven't decided on your new image. You... D) Forget about it amidst jacking off to replays of Maven dropkicking you out of the Royal Rumble. On the morning of WMXX, grab a trenchcoat and a shitty cowboy hat on your way out the door. 7: You are Rick Flair on a long flight: D) Simple Equasion: Stewardess + Space Mountain = "WOOOOOOOO!" 8: You are Rosey, and you're not doing anything important. You: D) EAT JAMAL!!!

LMAO

[Vega]

LMAO @ the JR one

[Corkscrewed]

Yay! I got them all right!

Rep me, bastards!

[Rock Bottom]

Originally Posted by Ferocious LMAO This rivals RB's Mark thread as possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen

what

[Ferocious]

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom what

you pretending to be a mark thread

[Savio]

You are Stone Cold and your wife is taking way to long to get you your beer do you;

A) Tell her to hurry her ass up next time

B) Smack her then take the beer and guzzle it

C) A and B

D) Treat her with respect

(just had to break the line of D's the answer is C)
^For answer highlight^

[loopydate]

9) You're John Layfield. Your tag team partner has just retired, and the "Draft Lottery" has shaken up the main-event of your show. Do you:

a) Take one for the team and put Booker T over clean to get him the WWE Title shot he's deserved since 2001.
b) Follow Ron's lead and retire, offering your expertise to the next generation of SmackDown stars.
c) Ask JR to demote you to OVW, so you can work on your in-ring skills before your next push.
d) Put on a suit, bury some cruiserweights, and enjoy big PPV payoffs!

[loopydate]

10) You're Rhyno. Rumors are flying that Paul Heyman may be debuting a new "ECW" stable on WWE TV in the near future. Do you:

a) Ask Vince to be traded back to SmackDown so you can relive your glory days.
b) Say "fuck it" and go to TNA anyway, since this will probably fail like the InVasion.
c) Accept whatever the suits have in mind for you, because they're professionals and know what they're doing?
d) You can't do a damned thing about it. You're glued to your locker room bench.

[Savio]

Rhyno has been getting some wins lately I think.

[Shadow]

Hey Tuscon...**** off.

[Kane Knight]

Good come back.

[OssMan]

baha gwaed im a smark

[ilt_undertaker]

I hate Question #6

(Waves hand happily) I should get Repped just for allowing you Moron's to use my name in this post...(blinx) No Seriously, I'm fully honoured to be a laughing stock, it makes me smile, seriously..look..see I'm smiling! :-D

[Boondock Saint]

[PureHatred]

Originally Posted by NCHIGHFLYERS (Waves hand happily) I should get Repped just for allowing you Moron's to use my name in this post...(blinx) No Seriously, I'm fully honoured to be a laughing stock, it makes me smile, seriously..look..see I'm smiling! :-D

Christ, does the Bat Phone go off for you two every time somebody insults Jeff Hardy?

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by PureHatred Christ, does the Bat Phone go off for you two every time somebody insults Jeff Hardy?

*Beep beep beep*

NCHIGHFLYERS: Oh, excuse us...Aunt Harriet. We have...a...board meeting to attend to.

SHADOW: Holy Xtreme!

NCHIGHFLYERS: Yes...old chum. It would appear that the "smart fans" have once again sullied the good name of...Jeff Hardy.

SHADOW: Holy untalented stoner dropout!

NCHIGHFLYERS: To the Jeffmobile!

[PureHatred]

Keep fighting the good fight, loopy. You'll break through Heyman's "glass ceiling" any day now.

[loopydate]

I need to start wearing smaller shoes. I keep bumping my head.

I Am......BATMAN!!!! (Woosh)

[Shadow]

Oh yeah...that's us. The BatFlyer and Boy Shadow of this place.

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by NCHIGHFLYERS (Waves hand happily) I should get Repped just for allowing you Moron's to use my name in this post...(blinx) No Seriously, I'm fully honoured to be a laughing stock, it makes me smile, seriously..look..see I'm smiling! :-D

It's morons, not moron's (which either means "moron is" or refers to something possessed by a moron.

Oh, the irony.

LMAO

Originally Posted by PureHatred Keep fighting the good fight, loopy. You'll break through Heyman's "glass ceiling" any day now.

There hatin on the Wrestling Forum posters up in there.

[PureHatred]

Tell me about it. I got like a 1.5. I guess if I was in casual every day talking about Big Fat Mike's job or Pepsi Main's sweat pants, I'd get some respect. F*ckers.

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by PureHatred Tell me about it. I got like a 1.5. I guess if I was in casual every day talking about Big Fat Mike's job or Pepsi Main's sweat pants, I'd get some respect. F*ckers.

LOL

Maybe we should just start dropping the word avec into every post and adddddd extra consonants to words.

...or play Gunbound.

Don't worry, I'm going to bury that FK'er in my next skit which will be done my tomorrow or this weekend.

[loopydate]

*Dance of joy*

[PureHatred]

Well, since we're off topic, your three way matching avatars has been freaking me out for a few days now. Just so you know.

Originally Posted by loopydate LOL Maybe we should just start dropping the word avec into every post and adddddd extra consonants to words. ...or play Gunbound.

lol, yeah really. So, I went down to the Deli and ate a sandwich today. Discuss

[loopydate]

DISCUSSION - What kind of SANDWICH did you eat?

Was it:

Pastrami on rye with swiss cheese?

I have always found this to be a very agreeable sandwich, as most delicatessans properly toast the bread before service. I once had one of these sandwiches on a flight to Orlando. Delicious.

Peanut butter and jelly?

A true American classic that I, myself, do not particularly care for. Personally, I've never really enjoyed jelly. In fact, anyone that likes jelly can go to hell! I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but I truly believe that anyone who enjoys jelly is a homosexual who should be drug into the street and shot.

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by loopydate LOL Maybe we should just start dropping the word avec into every post and adddddd extra consonants to words. ...or play Gunbound.

Gunbound avec loopycannon.