Triple Doofus vs. CM Punk at SummerSlam

[The Naitch]

Is this still on for SummerSlam? Which means this whole work is just build-up for the epic encounter, aka Triple Doofus retirement match?

I see a Randy Orton vs Triple Doofus WrestleMania 25_esque build up, where Doofus has to defend the family name

Or is CM Punk (AKA GOD) actually quitting?

New thread, new attitude, new insight

Fuck off

[captaincharismark]

That might actually be a great match idea, if Punk stays and HHH comes out of unofficial retirement...

[The Naitch]

I thought in order to convince Punk to stay, Doofus was gonna let him retire him at SummerSlam? That's why this whole thing is a work. Punk wouldn't have called him a Doofus and disrespect his wife like that if he didn't get some sort of permission. Shades of grey

Anyone who thinks last Monday was a 100% real shoot is a moron. Colt Cabana is playing along with it, trust me

[captaincharismark]

I think this is definately a worked shoot, but I don't see HHH returning from "temporary vacation" to wrestle Punk. Although seeing that fued @SS would be an awesome, never before seen match. Too bad WWE wouldn't allow it the build and rank on the card it deserved.

[XL]

Can we stop using the words "work" and "shoot"? They're too confusing in this situation.

Is it a "work" in so far as it has all been planned and he won't be leaving?

Is it a "shoot" therefore if he does leave?

Even if he does leave, what he said Monday wasn't a shoot.

If they are setting up HHH v Punk I find it odd that they cut those lines out of the recap on SmackDown.

[captaincharismark]

And here I thought us smarks loved those words??? Leave it to Mr. Dictionary here to kill all the fun for us. If you know the meaning of the words, how is it confusing? I'm sure me using those words can't be the first time here they were uttered about this "situation". Then again, your overwhelming awesome sense of sarcastic smartass is all the answer I needed. Answering a question with a question is too confusing, so let's add that to the shit list with "work" and "shoot". Otherwise, it might require an actual intellectual discussion, and not sarcastic dismissal or arrogance.

[XL]

Errrr...what?

1) That wasn't even intended for you. Naitch used the line "Anyone who thinks last Monday was a 100% real shoot is a moron." THAT is what I was responding to.

2) No sarcasm from me with that post either. But given that you don't really understand what sarcasm is, I'll forgive you.


Alls I'm saying is, there are degrees of "work" and "shoot". Going out on the mic and ripping into the company and it's management WITHOUT concent and then being suspended is 100% shoot.

Being told to go out there and "shoot" by your boss, but say whatever you like, and being suspended as part of the storylne is somewhere in the middle.

Going out there and the boss knows what you are gonna say is a "worked shoot".

On top of that, people seem to be refering to the whole situation - is he going, is he staying - in the same terms. If he leaves and he was therefore telling the truth, does that make it a "shoot" cos he did what he said he was gonna do? If he stays was the whole thing a work despite the fact that he meant what he said?

Ya get me, bro?

[captaincharismark]

Originally Posted by XL Errrr...what? 1) That wasn't even intended for you. Naitch used the line "Anyone who thinks last Monday was a 100% real shoot is a moron." THAT is what I was responding to. 2) No sarcasm from me with that post either. But given that you don't really understand what sarcasm is, I'll forgive you. Alls I'm saying is, there are degrees of "work" and "shoot". Going out on the mic and ripping into the company and it's management WITHOUT concent and then being suspended is 100% shoot. Being told to go out there and "shoot" by your boss, but say whatever you like, and being suspended as part of the storylne is somewhere in the middle. Going out there and the boss knows what you are gonna say is a "worked shoot". On top of that, people seem to be refering to the whole situation - is he going, is he staying - in the same terms. If he leaves and he was therefore telling the truth, does that make it a "shoot" cos he did what he said he was gonna do? If he stays was the whole thing a work despite the fact that he meant what he said? Ya get me, bro?

Sounds to me like you already came into this with a preconceived notion, so why reply if you hate the situation so much? In a wrestling forum, did you honestly expect words like "work" and "shoot" NOT to be used? Most ppl here use those words b/c they get thrown around alot. Again, saying I don't get sarcasm is irrelavent and shows pretty much you feel the need to justify questions that really are rhetorical ro begin with. I hope for your sake those weren't serious question, b/c if not sarcastic, then pointless to ask. Ppl have formed an opinion on this subject one way or another, so trying to change that makes no sense. Maybe you thought the guy was a moron for thinking the way he does, but why flame someone for opinion? I mean, on that basis, anyone who doesn't agree with you is a moron? Geez, lovely wrestling forum if we all must conform to one popular opinion. Moron or idiots are words used to avoid intelligent discussion and censor opinions. Especially on a issue as controversial as this.

And the last time I checked my bro wasn't so narrow minded, so plz don't insult him like that.

[HBPunk]

Hey there Mr.Naitch, i see you are getting a lotttttttttt of mileage outta this 'Triple Doofus' thing. Its so very lame to read because it makes you sound about 6 years old. Also CM Punk called him a douchebag not a doofus. Look at all the shit above this post

- i think CM Punk bla bla bla

- I THINK YOU MEAN BLA BLA BLA

- you clearly dont understand my tone / the context / sarcasm / a work / a shoot / wrestling in general etc

- FUCK OFF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ETC

- no fuck off you dont understand

- NO FUCK OFF, ITS YOU THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

Guys, you are both right and both retarded. Please continue

[XL]

Originally Posted by captaincharismark Sounds to me like you already came into this with a preconceived notion, so why reply if you hate the situation so much? In a wrestling forum, did you honestly expect words like "work" and "shoot" NOT to be used? Most ppl here use those words b/c they get thrown around alot. Again, saying I don't get sarcasm is irrelavent and shows pretty much you feel the need to justify questions that really are rhetorical ro begin with. I hope for your sake those weren't serious question, b/c if not sarcastic, then pointless to ask. Ppl have formed an opinion on this subject one way or another, so trying to change that makes no sense. Maybe you thought the guy was a moron for thinking the way he does, but why flame someone for opinion? I mean, on that basis, anyone who doesn't agree with you is a moron? Geez, lovely wrestling forum if we all must conform to one popular opinion. Moron or idiots are words used to avoid intelligent discussion and censor opinions. Especially on a issue as controversial as this. And the last time I checked my bro wasn't so narrow minded, so plz don't insult him like that.

I wasn't trying to change anybody's opinion. And I have not used the words moron or idiot, that would have been another person in another thread.

[XL]

Why am I even bothering?

[captaincharismark]

Originally Posted by XL Why am I even bothering?

Good question. I often ask myself that about wrestling forums in general. This thread is a very good example of more time devoted to personal retorts than the ACTUAL THREAD TOPIC. I ususally try to include part of the topic in my reply and focus on the discussions. So, rather than quote back and forth and scrutinize very detail, I'll move on so I don't repeat myself or be redundant.

The actual reason I think this fued might eventually happen is b/c it's looking more and more like a worked shoot. I personally hope CM Punk stays so he can fued with HHH. That would be an interesting fued on the mic. Hopefully for the WWE Title at SS, but that probably has a slim chance of happening. HHH seems to be content in his hiatus, so I give this a 50-50% chance of being a reality.