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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'm not sure about these recent developments...
"Heartthrob Holly:" Okay, putting Bob over as a Teenage Idol is not going to go anywhere. Much like Bob himself.
"Touched by an Angle:" I guess they cribbed this from the line about Al Wilson "return" Angle. So Kurt was killed by the Big Show, and now he comes back to help other wrestlers find their "special place?" "Mutt Hardy:" The WWE has been accused of racism before, but to try and bing controversy to Matt by implying he might not be all white? ![]() Post your own "bad ideas." (Keep 'em fake...There are some really stupid angles right now, but this is more for fun. )
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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Darth Teedious
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Vince McWomahon: Vince goes crazy and has a sex change operation.
The Big Showcase Showdown: Big Show takes on a gameshow host gimmick, with Bob Barker as his manager. Billy Gunn Control: Gunn does nothing but preach the evil of firearms. |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Polly Holly (Molly Holly get's manager Koko B. Ware and begins to bring exotic birds to ring side.)
Sugar Rush Shane Helms (The Hurricane gets an endorsement deal with Frosted Flakes and every time he he has a match he had to eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes to get hyper enough to wrestle) Iceberg (Goldberg comes back and says he;s the most devistating force in the world his new catch [hrase would be "The Titanic was first, but who's Next?") |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Teddy Long in the Pants (Teddy Long starts a stable of women that want to be with him because he's well endoued, this would later turn into a newer version of The Godfather gimmick)
Vegetarian Venis (Val says that in his buisness he's dealt with meat way too much and vows to only eay Vegtables.) The Dud-leys (The Dudleys find out that they are now impotent men, and dedicate all there matches to other impotent men, saying, "We may be impotent, but were still men" "Testify"!! |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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The Diddletaker (The Undertaker upon dying realizes the like he likes the dead better then the living and will "diddle" the corpses of dead wrestlers to steal there power.)
The Halo Break Kid (Shawn Michaels realizes that God isn't looking after him after he is forced to job to Grand Master Sexy, and desides to go to the dark side and worship Satan) Televanglist Ted DiBiase (oh wait, too late) |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Venerial Venus: Val's career as a porn star comes back to haunt him...
Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: The Human wrecking machine develops a case of Narcolepsy. His frequent snoring while stupoured often distracts faces (But oddly enough, not heels). Johnny Nitrous: Wrestles for the first time, revealing his finisher: Laughing gas (Think stink face). |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Teddy Schlong
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Underbacon: Taker becomes an undead Highway Patrol officer, and continually pulls over Booker T for bogus reasons. He also calls him "son " a lot for some reason.
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Father of Hinduship
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PAUL SHOWBERG.
A few months from now, Goldberg's music hits! Instead, Big Show comes out dressed as SHOWBERG (Big Show has shaved his head as well). The same entrance and pryo is used, and Big Show copies Goldberg's old mannerisms. SHOWBERG hits the ring, and SPEARS Booker T! SHOWBERG then hits the Jackhammer and then chokeslam on Booker T. Big Show then looks into the camera and yells, "WHO'S NEXT!?!?!" |
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Father of Hinduship
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You have the stupidest yet funniest sense of humor. |
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Father of Hinduship
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Father of Hinduship
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This SHOWBERG character would actually be more multi-dimensional than the Goldberg character (due to the humor associated with this gimmick, the added 'chokeslam' to the arsenal of moves, the willingness to JOB to other opponents, and not all matches having to be short). Big Show is naturally a funny guy who likes acting like a goof, and so this type of 'gimmick' could be natural for his character. I think the fans would love this. Seriously. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Yeah, when Big Show turns face and if he moves to RAW
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Father of Hinduship
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Nah - keep him on Smackdown. I think with that "SHOWBERG" gimmick, he could re-establish himself as a star that people care about.....and pay to see. Since Smackdown needs some established stars right now, I'd keep him there. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Team him up with Gillberg then
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Father of Hinduship
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President of Freedonia
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The Undertoker - Undertaker turns into that of a druggie, and he has a large feud with Rob Van Dam, and at the climax match both of them are too stoned to compete.
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Darth Teedious
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Rey the Mysterious: After getting dropped on his head, Rey assumes his last name means he is actually a magician, and not a wrestler. However, since he has the cruiserweight title, he is contractually obligated to keep wrestling. During matches, Rey wins by fluke, ala, Rey pulls a dove out of his hat, which poops in the ring causing his oppononet to slip over the ropes and get counted out... After awhile he establishes a new finisher called " The magic wedgie"
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President of Freedonia
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Chuck Pooplumbo: Chuck Palumbo, pissed that the WWE has "pooped" all over him by not having him do ANYTHING since he was switched over to Raw, decides to in turn "poop" all over them by bathing in brown paint before matches and wrestling as a giant piece of crap. He uses the Mr. Hanky song as his entrance theme, and he wins most of his matches by countout when his opponent flees in fright because he is afraid to touch the giant turd. Rosey eventually turns heel on Hurricane, taking the acronym "S.H.I.T" too seriously. He and Pooplumbo form Team Turd.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Father of Hinduship
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Val Krishnan Mathusuthan: Val Venis cuts a promo one day, and talks about how despite being a tremendous superstar, has never been 'pushed' by the WWE. He talks about his past failed gimmicks (pornstar, T&A, RTC, and Chief Morely). HOWEVER - Now he has found his true self. He has become a HINDU. Val Krisnan Mathusuthan then announces his manager Tiger Ali Singh.
Val's finisher is re-named the re-incarnation. p.s.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Whyno: The WWE tries to take a more serious route, addressing the problems of substance abuse. I'm iffy on the plan for Lance storm being the one to break the news..."If I could be serious for a moment...You've got a problem, man."
GORE! |
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