Who do you hate most and why?

[Swiss Ultimate]

As someone who semi-follows the sport of MMA I don't feel I'm qualified to really comment on people's various abilities and fighting styles. I still go into each fight with pro-wrestling sensibilities.

That qualifies me to ask this question. Who in the sport (past and current) do you hate most?

For me it's Tito Ortiz. Everything about the guy screams "douche bag" to me. His love-life, his interviews, his behavior in the octagon. I fucking hate Tito in more ways than can be justified for a rational person. I even hate his face. When I first saw him I remember thinking that he looked like a cross between an asshole and a fucking gunshot wound. I actually ejaculate a little everytime he gets punched in that arrogant anus he calls his face.

Of course he'd date a porn star. He definitely comes off like the kind of guy who'd want to stick his dick into what amounts to a human pincushion. He's the kind of guy who coined the term "sloppy seconds" in the first place.

I hate Tito with a passion that I can't justify. I think I feel about him the way non-Yankees fans feel about the Yankees. When I first got into Chuck Liddel a few years ago one of the main positives the guy had going for him was that he had raped Tito and I appreciated him for that.

Okay, I feel better. Your turn.