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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Let's say Cena had an "Iron Sheik" level fuck up
Obviously a hypothetical but let's say John Cena gets pulled over by the cops for speeding. The find out he's high on crack and has weed and crack in the car. Within 20 minutes everybody online would know about it, what do you think the WWE would do to him?
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Last of a Dying Forum
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NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL |
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#3 |
'12 Tipsters Champ!
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It would turn the "WWE" as a whole upside down. They would have no choice but to "suspend him". Then upon his return...is granted a WWE title shot where he would win.
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Cranky Kong
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Does Cena look like a fucking crackhead to you?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He's Here
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They would publicly suspend him and probably tell him to announce publicly that he's going to rehab under his own volition.
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I'm Brllnt!
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The Rise of Punk would be complete!
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Former TPWW Royalty
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Probably something similar to Jeff Hardy where he gets a punishment and a small depush but nothing really big that would end up killing off the huge sales from merchandise until they have another wrestler who can pull in similar numbers.
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Cranky Kong
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BAY BAY
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Rollermacka, you are the king of pointless speculation.
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#11 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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#12 |
Junior Member
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I THINK A MORE INTERESTING QUESTION WOULD BE LETS SAY CENA WAS A ORLANDO JORDANS. IF CENA WERE A GAY WILL WWE STILL PUSH HIM? OR WILL SAY GAY IS NOT PG?
OR WWWE SAY GAY IS PG BECAUSE OF POLITICALLY CORRECT IN USA? IF CENA REVEALED AS A GAY? WOULD GIRL STILL BUY HIS SHIRTS? WOULD AMERICAN PARENT LET KIDS WEAR GAY MENS SHIRTS? |
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#13 |
Cranky Kong
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OK Rollermacka, that was funny.
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#14 |
Cranky Kong
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JERRY's scenario is...more likely...I guess.
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James Steele's Lackey
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I think American parent would let kids buy gay men's shirts
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#17 |
They're eating the dogs..
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John Cena doesn't drug it up bc he's a good boy and he doesn't wanna go to bed w/out his ovaltine.
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Steroids aren't a drug anymore i guess.
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Cranky Kong
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John Cena, all high on steroids, gets pulled over for speeding and busted? Nope, I don't see it.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#22 |
Cranky Kong
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Just raging from lane to lane
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Resident drug enabler
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#24 |
Resident drug enabler
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Let's combine these ideas... What if John Cena were arrested for sucking 5 dude's dicks on the side of the road while on crack? Would he be suspended? And more importantly would American parent let kids wear gay crack addicts shirts?
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#25 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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They'd have no choice to punish him and have Randy orton become the "face" of the company..... or maybe someone else, but I'd think that Vince would go with Orton over anyone else.....
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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Over Like Rover
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He's Here
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He would turn into Pat Patterson?
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#29 |
It's a blood match!
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Vince won't betray John Cena, and John Cena won't betray the WWE Universe. Most markish thing I've ever said but it's the truth.
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Celestia's Left Hand
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Cena Veering from lane to lane leaning out of the window further than most dogs, screaming YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!
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#31 |
Spammy Certified
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Let's say Cena raped 3 bitches and killed children
Then would you cheer for him?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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John Cena will never have a donwfall because he is SMART.
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Mr. Nice Guy
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Cena is involved in a high speed chase with 10+ police cars in which he's hanging out the window screaming "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" cracked out of his mind, the chase lasts three hours and makes national news. The police later produce dash cam footage of him sucking off an undercover for some crack. How's he punished? The typical 30 day suspension followed immediately by multiple title reigns and PPV main event matches. They'll even turn it into an almost PG angle.
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No.. he would no sell the arrest and overcome the odds by VKM making Darren Young claim it was him...
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#36 |
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Some TNA wrestler would mention it on Impact or something to take a shot at WWE.
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#37 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Hypotheticals are for faggots and autistics!
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#38 |
Narc stole my star
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They wouldnt do fuck all, obvs.
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#39 |
Ball So Hard University
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"Cenation. What I did was wrong. There is no denying that. But let me clear things up a little.
I was speeding to the aid of a dying child on the make-a-wish-foundation list, and his last requests were to try weed and crack. I had to do what I had to do. I'm not proud of it, and I don't expect you to be. I didn't do what I did so that the internet could speculate about whether or not I spoon-cooked this crack. I did it for my loyal fans and followers. Hustle, loyalty, respect." Crisis averted. |
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#40 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Nothing to Cena.
The guy who was riding with him will be wished well in all his future endeavors, however. |
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