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So who's a relatively cheap "name"...
That I could get to come out for the club I work at. We're going to be showing Survivor Series and I wanna get a wrestler or two to come out. I've already got Tito Santana and Jake Roberts interested. Talked to Tito on the phone and Jake via his Facebook.
I'm thinking Sunny's depressed ass, maybe Road Warrior Animal, Koko B. Ware... Obviously it would have to be someone not working for WWE or TNA and someone that people would give people incentive to come out for in the price range of about $3,000 (though significantly less would be stellar). So I turn to you for your opinions, TPWW. I'm trying not to work through agencies since it would cost more. I figured someone might have some leads though. It's worth a shot. |
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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I guarantee Jake will not be sober for the event.....
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Jerry Sags
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#4 |
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I wasn't counting on a sober Jake. I was counting on "If this is the last night Jake is alive, it would get some publicity."
Not to be a dick. But come on... the man has been on the brink of death for YEARS. |
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Also, Tito Santana wants a flight back that night since he teaches Spanish at a high school and doesn't want to take a sick day. lol
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#6 |
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I wonder if I should be making this public.
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Greg Valentine does backyard shows for blow, so he'd probably come to your event.
Ron Simmons might be cheap. Saw him advertised for a flea market a bit ago. |
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#8 |
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When you say blow... do you mean BLOW?
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#9 |
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Also, I know Greg Valentine has a habit of being really unreliable and a douche. Hmm
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The best way to "get" cheap names is to offer them blow and rats.
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I should clarify "cheap". There's a little more budget than blow and rats quality.
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Sunny and Jake = disaster if they even show up.
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Quote:
![]() But why not try Tatanka? He appeared at an event where I live about two months ago so he's probably cheap. You can also try Virgil as he also appeared at the same event. They both appeared with Ted DiBiase but all "Million Dollar Man" jokes aside, I think DiBiase will actually cost a good amount of money, but you can always try I guess, but I think you'll have a better chance of getting Tatanka and Virgil. |
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#15 |
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Got an e-mail from someone who handles bookings for some wrestlers saying Paul Bearer and Chyna were unavailable but Maria Kenellis would be a possibility. Sorry for any typos in this post. I'm trying to see the screen over my giant erection.
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Ricky Morton is probably cheap
same for Dennis "I'm Not Booked" Stamp |
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#17 |
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If I booked Dennis Stamp, he would be booked. And if he is booked, he is no longer not booked. And if he is not not booked, then he's just plain old booked Dennis Stamp. Thus I could never book Dennis Stamp.
And I don't think Ricky Morton would draw for his asking price. I'm definitely leaning towards Tito Santana and possibly Jake Roberts. I feel like I can do better though. |
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These people really work for this cheap?
I would go with Jake, even if he is fucked up who cares? It is at a club, not a wrestling match. |
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They're all a little more expensive than I expected actually. Which is why I'm trying to find some hot tips on who I should try to get and for how much.
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Savio Vega if he's still in the US
or Dennis Knight |
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Yo whats Barry Darsow doing with his life these days? He's probably broke as shit.
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Or even better get the guy who was Ax. He's even less famous than Smash.
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#23 |
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Ted DiBiase might be too much. Also, since it's Survivor Series and he works for WWE I assume he'll be at the show. The guy i contacted about some wrestlers including Tito Santana also mentioned Virgil. And The New Age Outlaws. Oddly he didn't say they would be out of my price range. Hmm.
Barry Darsow and Ax probably wouldn't be good enough draws to warrant it. Not more so than Tito at least. |
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You can't teach that
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Wresting Superstar Virgil
Get Vito or Scotty Too Hotty Lol this is amazing. |
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#26 |
You can't teach that
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Outlaws would actually be tight. Imagine Road Dogg kicking the door in with the
OH YOU DIDNT KNOW Fuck Yeah. What club? PM me, Ill keep the secret. I still have a Top Secret government Clearance for fucks sake! |
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And yes, if we do get the Outlaws, Road Dogg is entering with an "OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW..." and doing the Outlaws introduction on stage. |
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#28 |
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Get Rick Martel to come but don't tell Tito. Have them fight at your club.
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No, it was just a running bit they had after their team broke up where they wouldn't be in the ring at the same time for while, but as soon as they were, they'd start brawling immediately.
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You can probably get X-Pac.
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#34 |
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I don't remember his exact title. He signed a contract a few months ago though.
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no blow? no show.
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Have the Iron Sheik over.
FOR THE LULZ. |
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#37 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Sandman
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quesque fuck?
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Iron Sheik for sure or Honky Tonk Man and Beefcake work pretty cheap.
Maybe try for Piper, Million Dollar Man, Sid, Terry Funk, Raven, Dreamer... Those are some guys that I have seen out and about that work for cheap. |
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Tommy Rich is probably cheap
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