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Old 05-04-2004, 12:58 AM   #1
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First for some real ones...

Matt Hardy has beaten the Undertaker 2 straight times
Matt Hardy's bedtime is 4 AM
Mattitude is practiced in over 100 countries.
Matt Hardy loves English Muffins
Matt Hardy always got more candy than his brother Jeff
Matt Hardy has seen all the Friday the 13th Movies
Matt hates Cold Weather
Matt scored a 1330 on his SATs
Matt was the Fear Factor Champ
Matt Loves Guacamole
Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees
Matt only drinks lowfat chocolate milk
Matt's IQ is 139
Matt has been to Plymouth Rock
Matt thinks Thanksgiving is a boring holiday
Matt is a Great Juggler
Matt is his Father's Favorite Son
Matt's Favorite Band is Pearl Jam
Matt was always on the honor roll
Matt has wrestled in 44 states
Matt was MVP in the '99 No Mercy Ladder Match
Matt always sticks to his New Years Resolution
Matt loves eggnog, hates fruitcake
Matt knows how to solve a rubik's cube
Matt stays awake until sunrise on New Year's*
Matt has a heated Toliet Seat
Matt likes pulp in his orange juice
Matt was in the academically gifted class in elementary school
Matt strongly dislikes Mustard
Matt keeps his checkbook balanced
Matt thinks Shannon has an iota of Mattitude
Matt was the longest surviving Smackdown superstar in the Royal Rumble
Matt has a TV/DVD player in his car
Matt usually exceeds the speed limit
Matt always gets more valentines than his brother
Matt doesn't send flowers, only gives chocolates
Matt is miserable when dieting
Matt finds Shannon very hard to teach
Matt is annoyed by snow & ice
Matt takes hot tea with milk & sweetener
Matt's pants are a size 34 in the waist
Matt thinks sweet potatoes are delicious
Matt enjoys looking at pictures in playboy
Matt considers himself a sex symbol
Matt has never locked his keys in his car
Matt hates cleaning his carpet
Matt graciously included Shannon in his book
Matt is Shannon's idol
Matt is the star of the Hardy Boyz Book
Matt has a valuable Spider-man comic book collection
Mattitude will make Wrestlemania a sucess
Matt is very humble
Matt is appearing in his 4th Wrestlemania
Matt often wonders how they did Wrestlemania without him
Matt was the only Hardy to wrestle at Wrestlemania this year
Matt has read his book 12 times
Matt thinks his match at WrestleMania was the best
Matt sleeps in the nude
Matt's book is a New York Times best seller - of course
Matt is currently the longest reigning singles champion on Smackdown
Matt really digs his book
Matt's favorite sushi is freshwater eel
Matt only uses lowfat salad dressings
Matt is dominant at Putt-Putt Golf
Matt has over 46 Million Mattitude Followers
Have you read Matt's new book?
Matt Hardy invented Mattitude
Matt hates waking up before noon
Matt eats slowly to savor his food
Matt thinks Tajiri weighs too much to be a crusierweight
Matt can eat more Sushi than Tajiri
Matt likes his steak medium well
Matt has more teeth than Beniot
Matt speaks better english than Funaki
Matt knows the capitals of all the states
Matt is taller than Rey Mysterio
Matt loves Corduroy clothing
Matt despises standstill traffic
Matt is too handsome to wear a mask like Rey
Matt Digs Tortilla Soup
Matt has Wrestled on 4 Continents
Matt has better abs than Rikishi
Matt is giving Shannon one last chance
Matt likes pepper better than salt
Matt lost his virginity at age 17
Matt has never had earrings
Matt Hardy is the attraction in the sports-entertainment industry right now (Confidental)
Matt's beard is much cooler than Beniot's
Matt tans only wearing a sock
Mattitude is considered sacred in Japan
Matt defeated Kidman & Mysterio on consecutive Pay Per Views
Matt hates barfights
Matt's least favorite sushi is sea urchin (Confidental July 26)
Matt?s favorite season is summer
Matt is twice the wrestler Zach Gowen is
Matt puts ketchup on one fry at a time
Matt is a better commentator than Michael Cole
Matt sleeps on his side
Matt's fortune cookies always predict success
Matt has never lost his cellphone
Matt's pants are hipper than Rey's
Matt's opponents often no-show because of fear
Matt has the memory of an elephant
Matt & Shannon have "Moore Mattitude" than other teams
Matt enjoys ginger root after eating sushi
Matt rarely uses turn signals
Matt's entertainment system requires five remotes
Matt hates waiting in lines
Matt tailgates slow cars in the passing lane
Matt has wrestled with strep throat
Matt hates taking medicine
Matt has had four speeding tickets
Matt has gotten out of over 20 tickets
Matt is not afraid to eat alone in public
Matt likes portabella mushrooms
Matt is annoyed by stupid questions
Matt only drinks diet sodas
Matt still has his tonsils
Matt dreads winter time
Matt can not be grossed out
Matt has survived five car wrecks
Matt's fingernails grow very quickly
Matt always utilizes toilet seat covers
Matt's first job was at a carwash.
Matt is more extreme than Tommy Dreamer
Matt loves Mongolian BBQ's
Matt's countertops are all granite
Matt has never locked his keys in his car
Matt still has his appendix
Matt is a fan of miso soup
Matt's chest hair grows swiftly.
Matt has exceptionally long eyebrows
Matt's house has 4 bathrooms
Matt's kitchen appliances are all stainless steel.
Matt prefers his eggs cooked 'over easy'
Matt has four different phone numbers
Matt is a fan of thin crust pizza
Matt hates things that are dull and boring. Like Lance Storm.
Matt Has 44 Different Action Figures
Matt Doesn't Waste Time Making His Bed

Now some funny ones...

Matt Hardy calls all his ladies "Mattresses"

Matt never uses lighters to light fires... only his custom made mattsticks

Although Matt Hardy is not Jewish... he renames all of the Jewish Holidays to celebrate himself... His personal favorites are Mattsover and Yom Hardy...

And last, but not least, Matt "Mattribates" 6 times a week... he takes the 7th day to rest!

Go Mattitude!
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Old 05-04-2004, 01:01 AM   #2
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Matt Hardy is definently one of the best.
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Old 05-04-2004, 01:39 AM   #3
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Oh by the way, here's what Matt wrote about the internet....

THE LATEST VERSION
(originally printed Dec. 30, 2002)

Greetings and salutations! (One of my favorite lines from Christian Slater in the movie "Heathers.") It's that time of the year again, the end, December, Christmas time. I hope everyone had a super Christmas, got lots of great gifts and some well-deserved time off. I can't tell you how much my sore body and I needed a nine-day break. I'd also like to wish everyone safe travels as many of us will be visiting family and friends that we only see at this time of the year.

It's time for my Internet wrestling community paragraph, with random comments and observations. The net really seems to enjoy the Matt Facts during my entrance. I have visited several sites and newsboards that have some creative Matt Facts they have suggested that I use. One message board I looked at had fifteen pages of possible Matt Facts-not bad. Here's something I chuckled at; one person listed this as a fact: Matt has not wrestled on a pay-per-view since April. Actually, my last wrestling appearance on a PPV was in May in Nashville, but I plan on changing that fact soon. Another post guessed at the six states that I haven't wrestled in. They guessed Alaska, Hawaii, Vermont, Wyoming, North and South Dakota. Close, but no cigar. Actually, I haven't wrestled in Oregon, but I have performed in North Dakota. I'll also be eliminating Alaska from this list as we will be doing Anchorage and Fairbanks in January. I enjoy reading people's opinions on the net and I'm also very appreciative because they've been very supportive of Matt Hardy, Version One.
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Old 05-04-2004, 04:05 AM   #4
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ermz, i thought it was shannon moore who invented mattitude?
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Old 05-04-2004, 10:50 AM   #5
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OMG!! real talent appriciate our views!! IN UR FACE MCMAHON!!
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:02 AM   #6
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Oh my god......matt likes the internet
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:12 PM   #7
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Any more funny ideas for Matt facts?
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:16 PM   #8
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Matt Hardy V.1 is in desperate need of an upgrade
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:17 PM   #9
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Matt Hardy v1.0 is officially better than I expected him to be when the Hardys split

(although I doubt that one will ever make it onto the screen at a WWE taping)
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:14 PM   #10
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Matt puts ketchup on one fry at a time

Matt's fortune cookies always predict success
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