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Old 03-29-2012, 05:27 PM   #1
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lol a contest to see who can write the worst first line in a book


some funny stuff here

http://adamcadre.ac/lyttle.html

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- The meteor formed a crater, vampires crawling out of the crater.
- Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating.
- “Caw! Caw!” went the birds as the massacres happened (the birds represent sadness).
- The intruder attempted to break down the reinforced door with his axe, shouting phrases like “We will get our revenge!”, “Revenge!” and “Blood!”
- "A wind was blowing from east to west, as if it were the sun, blowing instead of shining."
- "Andre, a simple peasant, had only one thing on his mind as he crept along the east wall: "Andre creep . . . Andre creep . . . Andre creep."
- James took Mary's hand — not in matrimony just yet, but plain physically — and led her to the altar.
- Sadly, Jim retracted his penis; it obviously wasn't welcome here.

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Old 03-29-2012, 08:29 PM   #2
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