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Doin' It Right
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smackd0wn sp0il3rs
Dark Match:
* Dean Ambrose defeated Josh Shields SmackDown, Airing Friday: * Daniel Bryan opened the show and is interrupted by Alberto Del Rio, who talks about winning the World Heavyweight Title after Extreme Rules. Big show comes out and sends the heels running - and and chokeslams Ricardo Rodriguez. * Alberto Del Rio defeated Big Show (non-title match) after Cody Rhodes interfered. * Damien Sandow vignette aired. * WWE Divas Champion Nikki Bella beat Alicia Fox. * Darren Young and Titus O'Neil beat Ezekiel Jackson and Yoshi Tatsu. * Michael Cole conducts his exclusive interview with Randy Orton. Orton talks about what he will do to Kane at Extreme Rules. Jinder Mahal interrupted and Orton left him laying after a RKO. * Antonio Cesaro has a tryout match arranged from John Laurinaitis. He defeated Tyson Kidd in a solid match. * The Great Khali beat Cody Rhodes. * Ryback squashed local wrestler Jacob Kay. * Brock Lesnar promo aired. * Recap of the AJ vs. Natalya match from last week. * Sheamus beat Mark Henry in a non-title match. ![]() |
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#2 |
Doin' It Right
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If anyone finds a more detailed report, feel free to post it
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Resident drug enabler
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Zeke and Yoshi... now THERE'S a randomly thrown together team.
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Large Marge sent me
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They are now next in line to beat primo and epico in a non title match.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Excited to see Cesero and Kidd, but kinda sad it was Kidd having to job.
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emerge
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Claudio can job you out and have you look better for it.
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#8 |
prodigal son
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that brock lesnar promo has aired i believe 7 times in the last 2 weeks
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#9 |
boop/bop/beep
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That's most likely under ROH/Dragongate/Chikara or wherever else he wrestled's parameters. In a debut match, they probably want Claudio to go over strong and NOT make Tyson Kidd look good, since he's being used as enhancement talent, not as a star. The point of the match would be to showcase Claudio's skills, not make Tyson Kidd look like a legit threat. If that's what happened, whoever booked the match probably wouldn't be too happy.
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#10 |
Noid approved
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I was there... got real excited when I saw Kidd come out to face Cesaro but the match lasted maybe 2 minutes.
Also, the Big Show-Del Rio match was a no contest due to Rhodes interference and after Cody hit Show with a kendo stick but then Show turned the tables and hit Cody with his own belt. The reason Jinder came out was to tell Randy his time was over and people like Jinder were the future (haha). They showed Kaitlyn telling AJ that she was better off without Daniel and then AJ slapped her. Also, Dean Ambrose rules and is the future. |
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Narc stole my star
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#12 |
It's High Noon!
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#13 |
Embracing the deception..
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#14 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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Grim Fandango
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Pretty awful show this week. Not a fan of Sheamus as a babyface champ at all.
The Ryback and Claudio squashes were the only matches that I enjoyed. Bryans opening promo was good too. If Young and O'Neill fuck off forever that would be nice. |
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#16 |
King K Cool
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I'm sure the WWE added whipping sound effects to the shots Cody took from his belt.
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#17 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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watched the Cesaro squash on the youtube. I think it's funny how Michael Cole went from mocking Teddy Long and mocking the leg things Cesaro had on to "Damn this guy's awesome" after Swiss Death. I get how he's in the bubble, but you'd think someone would have told him "He's gonna throw the guy in the air and European Uppercut him out of the sky." And the Finish was pretty good, as well. I don't know why, but the stalling Gutwrench always impresses me.
I hate the gimmick, though. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOATHE IT! He will not get over as a former sports guy who was kicked out of his sport for being too vicious. It sucked when the Goon did it. It sucked when "Knuckleball" Schwartz did it, as well. And the only way I can see it working is if he comes out at some point and says "I lied about being a Rugby Player. I just said it to impress that naive little bimbo and get into the WWE." Problem is, that involves thought and character development. |
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#18 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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hey you leave Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz out of this
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I enjoyed Antonio Cesaro's short showing against Kidd. Being involved with Teddy Long will get Cesaro quite over, as will his impressive ring work and presence.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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the match was great.
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Kidd was awful in that match with Claudio. Don't like Claudio's music, and that was probably the worst Swiss Death ever, but I don't care: Claudio <3
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#22 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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cuckolding poor Teddy Long
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#23 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I like Ryback's jobber this week
he used the word schnook |
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#24 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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hope Ryback lariats this guy's fuck off though
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#25 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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oh he kicked him instead
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#26 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOO
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King K Cool
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I thought his music was a bit bad, myself. It's pretty random music and really doesn't suit him at all. I don't think it would suit any heel really. (Assuming that he will be officially a Heel) I just think it sounded out of place, but as a theme for a face, I could see it working for someone. |
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Cesaro's music is sooo bad. Generic vanilla midget music for a generic vanilla midget.
Ryback is the fucking goods though., |
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#29 |
Hey Mister!
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I dunno, Ryback's misshapen head makes it hard for me to take him seriously. Looks like a big, roided out retard, tbh.
Big roided out retard who stole one of rvd's tights. Also, Cesaro is like 6'5". Though I guess next to that vanilla midget Tyson Kidd, anyone would look tall. Yeah, theme music suck's horribly though. Should have stuck with the old malenko theme. |
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#30 |
Narc stole my star
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4 - 0
FEED ME MOAR |
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#31 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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RYBACK SMASH!
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Hey Mister!
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I'll give you one thing. There might not be anything in the WWE as scary as a guy who can combine jacked up weight lifting strength, with abnormal retard strength.
Guy probably holds up the titantron while they fasten it in. |
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#33 |
You know that’s right
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It seems weird to me that Albert gets to beat up WWE wrestlers while Ryback beats up local jobbers. The face is beating up on the puny little weaklings while the heel is fighting actual WWE talent.
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Hey Mister!
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Ryback is a face?
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#35 |
Hey Mister!
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BE A STAR
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#36 |
You know that’s right
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Ya, don't you hear the piped in cheers when he comes out? Plus each jobber has to cut a heel promo before his matches.
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You know that’s right
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Which btw, I think the whole jobber cuts a promo while wrestlers in the back laugh at him is really stupid. Like Jimmy Uso could cut a better promo.
Plus apparently everybody in the WWE stands when they watch tv. |
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#38 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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chairs are for hitting, not for sitting
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#39 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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INDEED. /Funaki
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Feeling Oof-y
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