Stone Cold Says....Ex..bite him???? Enquiring minds want to know,

**Amaroqwolf** · 05-09-2004, 01:49 AM

A Reconciliation attempt between wrestling superstar "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and his GalPal was more like a wrestling match then a love match. Austin's girlfreind Tess broussard, a 37-year-old model and actress, said that the 252 pound mountain of muscle tried to run her down with his truck, while he claims an Angery Tess bit his thigh, according to police report obtained by The ENQUIRER.

The failed reconciliation occured just nine days after Austin broke up with Tess by leaving a note in his boots which told her, "Its over" ---and then alledgedly injuring the 115 pound beauty by flinging her to the floor of his San Antonio mansion.

ROUND TWO....

"Despite Stone Cold's brutality, Tess was hoping they could work it out" Said a sorce. So on April 2nd, Tess who's still living in Steve's Mansion went to see him at a new house he's renting.

The intention was to kiss and make up but it turned into Broussard-Austin Round Two" Said the source.
After they talked and had a few drinks, Tess started wandering around the house. Thats when she found an e-mail correspondence from a female fan in England. Tess, got the impression Steve was messing around with this fan according to the police report. The couple went for a drive in Austins truck, and thats when when Tess brough up the female fan. Words were exchanged and then things got real ugly.

This time it was Austin called the cops claiming Broussrd jumped out of his truck as he attempted to drive away. She then leaped halfway back in and bit him on the inner thigh, he claims. Tess told police she thinks Austin may have been trying to run her over.

HER STORY....

"Tess claimed she was standing in front of the truck when he drove it towards her," Said the sorce. "She says the front bumper hit her knee, cutting and bruising it. She feels Steve called the cops first to make her look bad."

No charges were filed but, Tess' freinds are telling her of Austin's life before she gets really Hurt.

----Alan Smith.

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Am I then only one thinking why, would any woman want to be with him, after what he did to Debra? Except for some fame...

I mean, it says she's a Model/Acctress....Uh huh...riiiight!

**CBright7831** · 05-09-2004, 02:23 AM

I'll tell you why:

$$$$

**Pepsi Man** · 05-09-2004, 02:47 AM

Well, Debra alone was ONE incident. None of us, nor were any other women that may be interested in him, there at the time it occured, so who are we to say what even went down? Looking beyond that, it was one **** up he made, which he even admits in his autobiography. I don't think people should be penalized for giving someone a second chance.

**Corkscrewed** · 05-09-2004, 02:55 AM

While Austin prolly screwed up, something tells me this woman isn't exactly the kindest and brightest soul in the world either, and that she deserves to be run over (I say that jokingly). She might very well be trying to get money from him too. That's not to say that Austin is guiltless; they both seem to be behaving like idiots.

**KayfabeMan** · 05-09-2004, 02:56 AM

I think they should settle it up the old-fashioned way....in a mixed tag bout

**Raising Kane** · 05-09-2004, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amaroqwolf

Am I then only one thinking why, would any woman want to be with him, after what he did to Debra? Except for some fame...

I mean, it says she's a Model/Acctress....Uh huh...riiiight!

I'd do him. Just cause I have a thing for bald guys.

Although if he did anything rough, I'd cut his nuts off.

If she DID bite him, she's as much of a bitch as he is. I don't feel sorry for her since she was bitching about him shoving her and then she went back. If some psycho bit me, I'd try to run them over with my truck too.

**Pepsi Man** · 05-09-2004, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan

I think they should settle it up the old-fashioned way....in a mixed tag bout

Tess & Goldberg vs. Austin and his "Mystery Partner"...who turns out to be Debra...who turns on him...but Austin Stuns all three to victory, as the fans mark out.

**PureHatred** · 05-09-2004, 02:59 AM

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The failed reconciliation occured just nine days after Austin broke up with Tess by leaving a note in his boots which told her, "Its over"

Wow..he really is Stone Cold.

**tucsonspeed6** · 05-10-2004, 02:20 PM

"252 pound mountain of muscle"..."115 pound beauty, flinging her"....

Oh God, this has to be a real story....a real ENQUIRER story that is. The writing style is so god awful it couldn't be anything else. I can't believe I read this. Here's my take on it:

The wholly inflamed festering garbage that is this insanely massively self-boasted mountain of adjectives had to come from some hollywood idiot scrambling back to his huge batmobile of a car after Hollywood beauty, Jessica Simpson, discovered that his massive, hot, sweaty hands were groping a thesaurus frantically looking for a euphamism to explain how wonderously bland Simpson's dress was looking that day. Eye-witnesses have reported that Jessica then lifted her immense car keys that go to her outrageously expensive and famous car so she could hit the alarm just in case this reporter was really some hackneed straw chewing midwestern trash trying to steal her custom designed high heels from the back seat. After hearing the alarm, the reporter dropped his thesaurus in suprise and was quoted as saying "That knockout, scoremagnet, Jessica Simpson, is looking in the direction of this reporter." Simpson then revealed her ravishing dirty bird to the reporter and thus he was reportedly inspired to write a story about that 252 pound mountain of muscle, Stone Cold Steve Austin....

05-09-2004, 01:49 AM	#1
Amaroqwolf A rebel without a soul. Posts: 512	Stone Cold Says....Ex..bite him???? Enquiring minds want to know, A Reconciliation attempt between wrestling superstar "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and his GalPal was more like a wrestling match then a love match. Austin's girlfreind Tess broussard, a 37-year-old model and actress, said that the 252 pound mountain of muscle tried to run her down with his truck, while he claims an Angery Tess bit his thigh, according to police report obtained by The ENQUIRER. The failed reconciliation occured just nine days after Austin broke up with Tess by leaving a note in his boots which told her, "Its over" ---and then alledgedly injuring the 115 pound beauty by flinging her to the floor of his San Antonio mansion. ROUND TWO.... "Despite Stone Cold's brutality, Tess was hoping they could work it out" Said a sorce. So on April 2nd, Tess who's still living in Steve's Mansion went to see him at a new house he's renting. The intention was to kiss and make up but it turned into Broussard-Austin Round Two" Said the source. After they talked and had a few drinks, Tess started wandering around the house. Thats when she found an e-mail correspondence from a female fan in England. Tess, got the impression Steve was messing around with this fan according to the police report. The couple went for a drive in Austins truck, and thats when when Tess brough up the female fan. Words were exchanged and then things got real ugly. This time it was Austin called the cops claiming Broussrd jumped out of his truck as he attempted to drive away. She then leaped halfway back in and bit him on the inner thigh, he claims. Tess told police she thinks Austin may have been trying to run her over. HER STORY.... "Tess claimed she was standing in front of the truck when he drove it towards her," Said the sorce. "She says the front bumper hit her knee, cutting and bruising it. She feels Steve called the cops first to make her look bad." No charges were filed but, Tess' freinds are telling her of Austin's life before she gets really Hurt. ----Alan Smith. ------------------ Am I then only one thinking why, would any woman want to be with him, after what he did to Debra? Except for some fame... I mean, it says she's a Model/Acctress....Uh huh...riiiight!

05-09-2004, 02:23 AM	#2
CBright7831 Posts: 1,008	I'll tell you why: $$$$

05-09-2004, 02:47 AM	#3
Pepsi Man Posts: 15,983	Well, Debra alone was ONE incident. None of us, nor were any other women that may be interested in him, there at the time it occured, so who are we to say what even went down? Looking beyond that, it was one **** up he made, which he even admits in his autobiography. I don't think people should be penalized for giving someone a second chance.

05-09-2004, 02:55 AM	#4
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	While Austin prolly screwed up, something tells me this woman isn't exactly the kindest and brightest soul in the world either, and that she deserves to be run over (I say that jokingly). She might very well be trying to get money from him too. That's not to say that Austin is guiltless; they both seem to be behaving like idiots.

05-09-2004, 02:56 AM	#5
KayfabeMan TPWW's Glass Ceiling Posts: 5,793	I think they should settle it up the old-fashioned way....in a mixed tag bout

05-10-2004, 02:20 PM	#9
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	"252 pound mountain of muscle"..."115 pound beauty, flinging her".... Oh God, this has to be a real story....a real ENQUIRER story that is. The writing style is so god awful it couldn't be anything else. I can't believe I read this. Here's my take on it: The wholly inflamed festering garbage that is this insanely massively self-boasted mountain of adjectives had to come from some hollywood idiot scrambling back to his huge batmobile of a car after Hollywood beauty, Jessica Simpson, discovered that his massive, hot, sweaty hands were groping a thesaurus frantically looking for a euphamism to explain how wonderously bland Simpson's dress was looking that day. Eye-witnesses have reported that Jessica then lifted her immense car keys that go to her outrageously expensive and famous car so she could hit the alarm just in case this reporter was really some hackneed straw chewing midwestern trash trying to steal her custom designed high heels from the back seat. After hearing the alarm, the reporter dropped his thesaurus in suprise and was quoted as saying "That knockout, scoremagnet, Jessica Simpson, is looking in the direction of this reporter." Simpson then revealed her ravishing dirty bird to the reporter and thus he was reportedly inspired to write a story about that 252 pound mountain of muscle, Stone Cold Steve Austin....