pre-night of champions supershow in portland results

[dingdongyo]

pre-night of champions supershow thingy in portland, me. there were five untelevised title matches right before the pay-per-view. oh, how i wondered who would win them!

matt striker came out and practically ran the whole event. start to finish. he was fairly entertaining. everything he said sounded cooler because he was saying it.

sin cara def cody rhodes w/ swanton bomb-y thing. rhodes was hilarious making fun of people clapping with sin cara.

diva's title: layla (c) def eve, i don't remember how.

us title: antonio cesaro (c) def santino marella w/ his crotch grabbing face plant thing.
- the crowd banned aksana from ring side. great decision, we should vote to see less people for our money more often.
- aj came out twice to talk about the voting thing. that's it. her presence was pretty much pointless.

tag title: kofi & r-truth (c) def kane & daniel bryan w/ the twisty kicky thing into the headdy slammy thing. daniel bryan inexplicably got the most fan reaction by far. spoiler tagging the ending just in case it's what happens tonight:

SPOILER: show

there were two parts where bryan accidentally hit kane and kane accidentally hit bryan. they did the "hug it out" thing the first time and did it again the second, but after the second one, bryan dropkicked kane in the back and out of the ring and caused the loss.

randy orton def dolph ziggler w/ rko in one of the most drawn-out boring matches i've seen in a long time. took too long to build and i completely lost interest.

world title: sheamus (c) def alberto del rio w/ cloverleaf in steel cage. sheamus did lots of hand slapping with the crowd after. good for him.

wwe title: john cena def cm punk (c) via dq after punk hit cena with a chair. then he went to hit cena with the belt and got caught in an attitude adjustment thing. as cena was throwing out his wristbands and stuff, punk stumbled up the ramp and fell off the side of it with practically every step. he seemed to be entertaining himself with his own slapstick comedy.

there was no talking or hanging around after (that i saw), assuming because they were all hauling ass to boston.

i had nosebleed seats so no good pictures, but it was pretty cool seeing practically everybody in what was essentially a pay-per-view dress rehearsal live for $15. i had fun.

and that's how that went.

[KaosDarksol]

lets hope the tag team match doesn't go that way tonight

[Rammsteinmad]

Sounds good tbh. Would be pretty funny.

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