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Old 12-13-2012, 06:47 PM   #1
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Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch's Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her
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Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch's Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her in Road House



The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular:

Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.

To clarify, Bill Murray’s idiot brothers include fellow Saturday Night Live alumnus Brian Doyle Murray and Mad Men star Joel Murray. Apparently, their sex-scene heckling is so reliable that Lynch has come to expect it every time — and she means every single time — Road House is on TV, which is a whole hell of a lot of times. “I dread it,” she says. “If I know it’s coming on — and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is — I’m just like, ‘Oh, my God ...’ And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. ‘Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now ...’”

Somehow, this only elevates our enjoyment of both Bill Murray and Road House.

Bill Savage went over to the (Stu Hart) house and one of the Hart kids was running around with his hair wet. Savage asked why his hair was wet. Stu said, "the little bast--d broke a vase this morning, so I stuck his head in the toilet. Want me to show you again?"
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:59 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:25 PM   #3
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:38 PM   #4
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That's actually pretty awesome. I would love to hang out with the Murray brothers. That seems like good times.
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:02 AM   #7
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Gives new meaning to "who ya gonna call?"
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:49 AM   #8
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Gives new meaning to "who ya gonna call?"
It doesn't at all, actually. That's just you attempting to be clever by bringing up a catchphrase related to Bill Murray in response to something about him making phone calls. There is absolutely no new meaning to that phrase from this story.
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Old 12-14-2012, 03:39 AM   #9
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:45 AM   #11
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Yeah sorry. I was going to do something like "hey she's fucking a dead guy...somebody get me the ghostbusters." Although that would be in poor taste and I like Swayze.
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It may be in poor taste, but it's certainly a better joke. That's the important part.
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I found this to be hilarious. Love bill Murray.
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