Dory Funk: Royal Rumble 1996

**SNLfunnyguy** · 01-13-2013, 07:46 AM

What did you think when he entered the Rumble?

I was a school kid at the time, I had no idea who he was. To me, he was just some OLD man who couldn't possibly compete with Shawn, Diesel, Vader etc in that same match. Hell, it looked like this old man couldn't get an erection, or wipe his own ass if he had a whoopsie.

Did anybody think he was going to win? Did anybody put serious money on the line?

What were WWE thinking putting this smelly old man in a Rumble match?

01-13-2013, 07:46 AM	#1
SNLfunnyguy Posts: 286	Dory Funk: Royal Rumble 1996 What did you think when he entered the Rumble? I was a school kid at the time, I had no idea who he was. To me, he was just some OLD man who couldn't possibly compete with Shawn, Diesel, Vader etc in that same match. Hell, it looked like this old man couldn't get an erection, or wipe his own ass if he had a whoopsie. Did anybody think he was going to win? Did anybody put serious money on the line? What were WWE thinking putting this smelly old man in a Rumble match? Disclaimer: I'm not actually a funny guy, but I'm loveable