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Old 01-28-2013, 11:29 AM   #1
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My wrestling story
I write alot of WWE fan fiction. This is a story I wrote along time ago. Here it is,

"Stone cold walked into the bar. It was cold and freezy outside. The man they call the texas rattlesnake walked up to the bar tender and said

“What does Stone Cold Steve Austin have to do to get a beer around here?”

The bar tender looked at him with ice. Suddenly the bar tender took out a beer bottle shaped gun and began to shoot at Stone Cold. Stone Cold jumped under the table but the bar tender kept shooting. The Rock was driving by the bar at this time and heard the shooting.

The Rock said
“The Rock smells gunfire. The Rock has to go and check this out because the peoples champion has to protect them!”

At this time Stone Cold was hidden and the bar tender kept walking around calling him out.

“Where the fuck are you, you bald headed son of a bitch! Get your gay ass out here!”

Suddenly all of a sudden the doors opened and The Rock walked in.

The rock said, “If yo smell la la la la, what the rock is cooking!”

The bartender said, “Hey who the fuck are you? You see a bald headed son of abitch anywhere?”

The Rock started to laughing.

“Do you mean Stone Cold Steve Austin? I’ve seen that bald headed son of a bitch at Wrestlemania X7!”

The bar tender said, “Well he is in this bar and I wanna shoot his ass!”

The Rock said, “The Rock says no one shoots Stone Cold’s ass except The Rock but the Rock will help you find Stone Cold’s ass!”

The Rock and the bartender began to look for Stone Cold in the bar. They turned over all the tables but couldn’t find Stone Cold.

The Rock : “The Rock says, Stone Cold, you better get your candy ass out
here!”

Bartender said “So we can shoot it!”.

Suddenly all of a sudden they heard Stone Cold.

Stone Cold said, “You sons of bitches stay in that bar, Im taking this car for a ride and fucking your wifes in the ass later tonight!”

Stone Cold was in The Rock’s car that was parked outside the bar and sped off.
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Please dont steal it, its copyright.
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:35 AM   #2
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:38 AM   #3
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:41 AM   #4
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Where is the copyright registered? If you have not yet registered the copyright, I am SO making a movie from this right now!
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:23 PM   #6
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You know who should play the Rock in this movie? John Cena
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:26 PM   #7
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Or Darren Young, he is Black Cena.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:26 PM   #8
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Rock said he hadn't seen Austin since WMX7, never mind the fact they wrestled at WMX9.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:04 PM   #9
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:06 PM   #10
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Suddenly all of a sudden
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:18 PM   #11
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Plot hole. But what probably happened is this is a time traveling Rock and where he is from WM19 ain't happened yet.
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:27 PM   #12
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i was expecting gay sex. that's what all real fan fiction is
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:29 PM   #13
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:49 PM   #14
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:23 AM   #15
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For a fan fiction, I find a disturbing lack of confused and forced blowjobs. Fix that an you've got a winner
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:16 AM   #16
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:38 AM   #17
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I liked that fan fiction about Jerry Lawler forcing Michael Cole to perform fellatio on him.
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