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His name is Jeff Harvey
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Should Undertaker and CM Punk use Paul Bearer's urn and ashes in their storyline?
I think they should. Here's what I would do:
Undertaker comes out tonight on Raw with Paul Bearer's Urn. Before he can say anything CM Punk comes out and kicks Undertaker in the back of the head and takes the urn. At WrestleMania Undertaker finally defeats CM Punk and takes back the urn. He tries to avenge Paul Bearer by pouring the ashes down CM Punk's throat. But when he turns the urn upside down a giant turd falls out instead of ashes, revealing that CM Punk took a shit inside the urn. CM Punk spits the turd back into Undertaker's face. Undertaker get's up enraged, but before he can do anything 3MB come out and attack Undertaker. Jinder Mahal pulls out a bag full of something. Michael Cole is heard yelling on commentary "Jinder's got a giant bag of weed at WrestleMania!!!" The camera zooms in and reveals that the bag is actually full of Paul Bearer's ashes! Kane and Daniel Bryan run down to try and stop them from disrespecting Kane's father, but they're cut off by The Shield! Once Kane, Daniel Bryan, and The Undertaker are laid out in the middle of the ring Ambrose grabs the mic. He says "I've joined up with the terroristic forces of CM Punk and Jinder Mahal." They form an Al Queda-like stable. Jinder proceeds to pour out the ashes onto the ring and everyone starts to urinate on them. 3MB, The Shield, CM Punk, and Paul Heyman proceed to roll around in the urine soaked ashes and turd and corpses of Daniel Bryan, Kane, and The Undertaker in what is known as the biggest WrestleMania moment of all time. |
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#2 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Don't quit your day job, bro.
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Answer to the basic premise of the title of the thread: Yes. It may be in bad taste but I would love it personally, just as I enjoyed the Punk/Heyman/Lawler segment a few months ago.
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#4 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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#6 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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You're right, that'd be disgusting. Instead, CM Punk should bring back the DDP stalker gimmick, only have Paul Heyman film Michelle McCool this time. He can film her taking a shit and it's revealed she forgot to flush and Heyman grabs the turd (firm, solid fella) and plants it in the urn. That way, CM Punk, Paul Heyman, Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins will all be rolling around in Michelle McCool's stool instead of male fecal matter. Good catch, Savior, best thing you've done on the forums so far.
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#9 |
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Kinda-sorta-not spoilers for RAW:
SPOILER: show Overall, though, I keep saying that I don't want to see something like this, but I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't be a great way to get heat. But don't do it in a "Eddie's in HELL" way. They should really do it as general nods to the Paul Bearer character. Have the urn represent Paul, have Punk reference Paul directly, maybe even have Heyman come out dressed like Bearer. They can do this semi-tastefully to get heat, because Paul Bearer was a character and didn't really represent who he was (vs. Orton saying Eddie's in hell, for example). Honestly, one thing I've wanted to see and I hope to see it happen during this build, is Punk coming out like the American Badass, on the bike and all, and have Heyman dressed as Bearer in a side cart. It'd be fucking hilarious and something I could totally see Punk doing. |
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#10 |
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Leave out the notion of his ashes and the overt jackassery and yeah, you may have something.
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Doesn't need it and will draw the wrong kind of heat, don't see Undertaker going along with it either.
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#12 |
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lol this is poor old mike's response to the fact that his actual wrestling opinions are ill-informed and quite retarded. it's okay buddy!
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#13 |
Hey Mister!
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They've tried this sort of thing before, and it never works.
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#14 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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#15 |
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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You missed "The Aristocrats" and the finger snap
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#16 |
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The only way this could work would be if you replace Punk with Sid.
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#17 |
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I think you should just stick to calling people faggots, it's probably your level, no shame in being here just to make up the numbers.
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#18 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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Do you have anything useful to say in this thread, faggot?
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#19 |
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See you need to pick a stance, either my gf is getting reamed by large african gentleman or I slobber on the cock like a fat girl with a portion of ribs.
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#20 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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I don't need to pick out anything, just like a faggot, always trying to have someone pick something out for them.
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#21 |
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See again, you act like calling someone gay is an insult, if I was I'd have 'this space for rent' tattooed on my arse, try harder.
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#22 |
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Hey mike adamle, can I fuck you in the ass?
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#23 |
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Does that make me a faggot?
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#24 |
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Its not gay if your giving it, prison rules right?
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#25 |
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We should ask "The Naitch" what the exact prison rules are.
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You got to involve Paul Bearer now. Hell his kids are at Raw. Get them involved!
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#27 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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You're so right. They should have Paul's kids come out with Team Hell No. When they take out Team Hell No Paul Heyman and Roman Reigns should rape Paul Bearer's kids while the rest of the Al Queda stable roll around in Michelle McCool's shit.
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I like how adamle made this thread to try and be controversial and then most people are just like "yup, they probably should do something like that."
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#29 |
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Yawn.
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#30 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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You prefer to have it be an incest angle and have Team Hell No be part of the group and have Kane rape his own stepbrothers instead? Is that what you'd prefer Whiteyford? Or would you just rather me throw in some black wrestlers like Kofi Kingston to be raped instead? Because someone is going to be getting raped at WrestleMania in the middle of that ring whether you like it or not.
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#31 |
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The more you try to be edgy the more pathetic you come across. You just seem creepy, like those guys who get off on pregnant teens or something equally weird.
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#32 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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When did I ever say something like that? Since by your logic me calling you a faggot makes me a faggot, so therefore you're some creep that gets off on pregnant teens or something equally weird. Fucking creep.
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#33 |
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I've never called you a faggot, I've simply questioned why your go to response is calling someone gay, but if that's what you think I mean then whatever. This is a nice indicator of your mentality though, pretty much 'i know you are but what am i'. I'm sure you're trying your best though, everyone give him a round of applause for trying.
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#35 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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Trying what? You've admitted time and time again in this very thread that you've been trying to kiss me. I'm sick of that gay shit man.
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#36 |
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Awww, that's adorable. I feel bad chastising you now, you'll do great in high school champ, don't worry puberty is a scary time for everyone, study hard and say no to peer pressure. I'm assuming by these incredibly sophomoric retorts you are in fact 12, if that's the case jog on little man.
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#37 |
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Treat Mike Adamle like how you treat Syphilis, ignore it and it will go away.
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#38 |
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It's really all Gertners fault for not being a cunt to him straight away like normal, that's why you got the clap you filthy canucklehead.
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Yeah not a good idea..... Maybe is Bearer was still managing Undertaker when he died but since he hasn't managed him regularly for a decade and a half, doesn't make sense really
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#40 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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