My Smooth Nutsack by Heisenberg

[Heisenberg]

The debut of my parody, based on a true story



Lyrics:

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Burn my pubes with some acid
This is my smooth nutsack
Ziploc baggies
Free balling
Don't give a fuck if I nair my balls burning

This is my smooth nutsack

Nair my pubes with some acid
This is my smooth nutsack
Ziploc baggies
Free balling
Don't give a fuck if I nair my balls burning
Do you even care if my sacks burning?
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I Nair my pubes tonight
Chances are that I might
Acid burning out of sight
And I'm working towards a smoother sack

'Cause I'm losing my pubes
Smooth as a bitch
Wish somebody would tell me don’t itch
Losing my pubes
Smooth as a bitch
Wish somebody would tell me don’t itch

I never realized that my penis would burn
Till it was too late
And I was burning within
Nairing
Rubbing my nutsack
And feeling the burn
Losing a bet, where do I begin?
It all started when I took a shower
No love for my balls
And no love for my nethers
Burning to clear some hair on my fuckin nutsack
Hearing nothing but laughter and assholes

'Cause I'm losing my pubes
Smooth as a bitch
Wish somebody would tell me don’t itch
Losing my pubes
Smooth as a bitch
Wish somebody would tell me don’t itch
My sack's alright
My sack is tight
I'm burning and I'm crying
I'm burning
I'm burning
I'm burning
I'm burning

I can't go on Nair-ring my sack

Nair my pubes with some acid
This is my smooth nutsack
Ziploc baggies
Free balling
Don't give a fuck if I nair my balls burning
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I Nair my pubes tonight
Chances are that I might
Acid burning out of sight
And I'm working towards a smoother sack

'Cause I'm losing my pubes
Smooth as a bitch
Wish somebody would tell me don’t itch
Losing my pubes
Smooth as a bitch
Wish somebody would tell me don’t itch
My sack's alright
My sack is tight
I'm burning and I'm crying

I can't go on nairing my sack!!
Can't go on
Nairing my sack
My sack’s alright