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Do Unto Others...
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The Worst Gimmick Match Concept Ever
So, for this week's podcast, we're going to evaluate different gimmick match concepts throughout history in search of the one that, whether it be through its convoluted nature, a propensity for generating absolutely awful matches, or being a concept that is utterly horrid on paper and in practice, is the absolute worst ever devised, and as always, we're looking for your opinions on the subject.
Which match concept did you dread the most or feel was utterly useless, and why do you feel it's the worst one ever put on a wrestling show? You can be as broad or obscure as you like in your nomination, and as always, the best contributions will be read on the show and you'll be credited accordingly. So what's your pick? EDIT - The podcast discussing The Worst Gimmick Match Concepts Ever, featuring a great many of your contributions is now online and available to listen to at the following link: http://squaredcirclegazette.podbean....onceptEver.mp3 ![]() ![]() Crazy Like A Fox - The Definitive Chronicle of Brian Pillman 20 Years Later **Featuring interviews with members of the Pillman family, Dave Meltzer, Kim Wood, Raven, Jim Cornette, Mark Madden, Shane Douglas, Mark Coleman, Alex Marvez, Les Thatcher and many more close friends and colleagues** Available on Amazon now: http://amzn.to/2h93SxL Last edited by hb2k; 02-14-2016 at 06:09 AM. |
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Celestia's Left Hand
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Punjabi prison match
Not only was the guy it was actually made for not in the thing but you've created a bamboo stick kennel from hell....I mean why? Last edited by KIRA; 02-09-2016 at 12:49 PM. |
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Buried alive matches were awful.
Although it was Takers Gimmick match he only won one of the five matches which just makes them stupid. |
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They're eating the dogs..
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Hell in a Kenell was great so no one say that. Puppy power! What did suck though was the Tuxedo match between The Fink and Harvey Whippleman. Even the Fink's sex appeal couldn't save this!
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Snow Mexican
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fuckin judy bagwell on a pole lol.
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That's not PG JimmyMess.
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It's a blood match!
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TNA has the trademark on this podcast.
Reverse Battle Royal !?!?! King of the Mountain !?!?! Electric Cage Match !?!? |
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#8 |
Let me talk to ya
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I like King of the Mountian matches, Its the Dixie Land match that's retarded. Must exit a cage and then carry a ladder to the top of the ramp and retrieve the belt.
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Feast or Fired. The idea of a winner being fired is ass backwards.
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Chairs Match is pretty dumb. Are chairs the only foreign objects that are legal? The idea of someone getting DQ'd in a Chairs Match is upsetting. You're better off doing No DQ and just using chairs creatively.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Never liked the Stretcher Match. Seems really dumb to have to push your opponent across a line to win after you've "incapacitated" him.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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reverse battle royal
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#14 |
RIP SABU
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Kennel From Hell match. I mean, it was such an embarrassing abomination of a match that WWE thankfully has never attempted another. Definitely one for the "What were they THINKING?!" files.
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This beats everything, ESWs AIDs infected needle match. There used to be a video of the match but I think it got pulled or lost its hosting
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Spammy Certified
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Punjabi Prison for sure.
I wonder how anyone could even see what the hell was going on inside of it. |
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I was there, and it was very easy to see what was happening. More so than what was happening, the rules were more confusing to most as far as when doors opened/didn't open, etc.
That was at the Great Merican Bash where nearly every fecking match was changed because of elevated enzymes in the livers of nearly all the top names - BOBBY LASHLEY! |
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#22 |
I said 'Good Day'!
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Was it TNA or WCW that did an Electric Chair match?
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RIP SABU
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I think TNA once did a tag team "electric cage" match at one of their PPV's...that seemed like a pretty dumb concept.
And while we're on the topic of horrible cage matches, there was the awful Barbed Wire Steel Cage match for JBL's WWE Championship @ No Way Out 2005. |
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Black Sheep Jew
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Pretty much agree with everything that has already been posted.
How about the King of the Road match? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77868CA-DE |
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I still cannot believe that Dustin Rhodes/Goldust still wrestles. For a guy who has been wrestling for so long, had A LOT of struggles with drug abuse/injuries to be involved with the biggest wrestling promotion over 20 years later is remarkable. |
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Why is that named after Dixie carter? Is that her specialty match?
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#28 |
Let me talk to ya
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Over Like Rover
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TNA do seem to try and outdo themselves in terms of shitarsery when it comes to gimmick matches, King of the Mountain is up there in terms of regular ones, complete clusterfuckery, posted in another thread about the one I saw a week ago.
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You could also call it a "Musical Chairs" match. |
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Stickman
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Any strap or chain match where you touch all four corners.
Ambulance matches are pretty stupid |
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Re-Branded
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Uncensored '96. Doomsday Cage.
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#33 |
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I enjoy Boiler room brawls but the concept is pretty dumb, why not run out of the room ASAP.
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Let me talk to ya
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The Brawl for All concept was dumb.
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Best Poster
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Lol I friggen loved Brawl for All.
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I liked it too, they should have done something with Bart Gunn after he won though even if it was just building him up just a bit so someone else could get over on him.
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Yea, they had him fight Butterbean. That lasted long.
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I never liked Scaffold matches
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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This Gem
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