Stunts on MTV's Jackass they never did, but you'd like to see.

**Kenny** · 12-22-2003, 02:32 AM

I work for my father... we clean shit.

One of the things we clean are whatevers left after the cops are done investigating crime scene's. Clean up blood, brain matter, etc...

We have to wear full body suits, respirators, boots, 2 sets of rubber gloves, etc...

So this gave me 2 idea's.

The first would be to go to a public playground and dump red food dye all over the sand box. Then dress up like that and slowly clean it and get a good shot of all the parents faces as they're watching you clean up the bloody sand.

My second idea, and my favorite. Wear full body suit, the boots, the gloves, the respirator... and go to a place full of people. Busy parking lot, park, hey.. whatever.

Have a small metal container full of anti-freeze... and then when somebody is looking drop it and FREAK OUT! I mean SCREAM at people.

SHIT! SHIT! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A PHONE! SHIT!

*somebody comes over to give me a phone*

DON'T BREATHE IN GOD DAMN IT! GET OUT OF HERE! EVACUATE THE AREA! SHIT!

I want to that second one myself so bad... but I can't imagine what they'd do to me legally. I thought it would be cool to see something like that on Jackass.

I thought it would be interesting what you sick f*ckers could come up with. So what would you like to see on the show that hasn't been done?

12-22-2003, 02:32 AM	#1
Kenny Luke 15:11-32 Posts: 3,933	Stunts on MTV's Jackass they never did, but you'd like to see. I work for my father... we clean shit. One of the things we clean are whatevers left after the cops are done investigating crime scene's. Clean up blood, brain matter, etc... We have to wear full body suits, respirators, boots, 2 sets of rubber gloves, etc... So this gave me 2 idea's. The first would be to go to a public playground and dump red food dye all over the sand box. Then dress up like that and slowly clean it and get a good shot of all the parents faces as they're watching you clean up the bloody sand. My second idea, and my favorite. Wear full body suit, the boots, the gloves, the respirator... and go to a place full of people. Busy parking lot, park, hey.. whatever. Have a small metal container full of anti-freeze... and then when somebody is looking drop it and FREAK OUT! I mean SCREAM at people. SHIT! SHIT! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A PHONE! SHIT! somebody comes over to give me a phone DON'T BREATHE IN GOD DAMN IT! GET OUT OF HERE! EVACUATE THE AREA! SHIT! I want to that second one myself so bad... but I can't imagine what they'd do to me legally. I thought it would be cool to see something like that on Jackass. I thought it would be interesting what you sick f*ckers could come up with. So what would you like to see on the show that hasn't been done?