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WWE Bad Blood Captions (June 13, 2004)
              
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06-14-2004, 10:58 PM
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06-14-2004, 10:59 PM
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Since being released from his contact, Tommy Dreamer has been upset to say the least. And Edge heard the two words he did NOT want to hear at that moment… “UH-OH!” All of the ladies out there know that Edge is a true hottie. So does the ref. Even the ref was confused. Wasn’t the Edgeucator Edge’s move? You would have choke slammed Edge also if you heard his remediation of “The Rose” by Bette Midler. Trish: Jericho, you’re a homo! Jericho: And why’s that? Trish: Well you called me a homo for having the girl on girl videos in my closet! You have the same videos! You’re a homo! Jericho: After this hoss does the job to me, let’s talk about the birds and bees. And now Tomko realizes why Rhyno was laughing after borrowing some hand lotion from him. Worst. RKO. Ever. Now it’s one thing to steal a man’s boot when you’re in the match with him, but in mid match? Come on Ric! Show some class! And Randy Orton comes clean with why he was REALLY kicked out of the Marine Corps. And on the other Roster, Rey, Jamie, Chavo, Akio, and more were weeping. “The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it’s for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship!” Now I like women’s wrestling, and not just for the T&A, but when the champion can’t do a Samoan Drop… Lita didn’t get it… She always thought that “z” came after “y”, not “m”. God Bless Eugene! If the giant squid outside the thing would take The Coach, Eugene wouldn’t make it easy! A hottie with a plate of cookies! Man, who ever set that invisible wall up REALLY hated Eugene! |
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06-14-2004, 11:00 PM
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Eugene: Damn! I left my Cheery Garcia low fat frozen yogurt in the freezer in the hotel at the other city! *on a side note- this caption came from me coming back from a trip to Chatsworth and I left my Cheery Garcia low fat frozen yogurt in the freezer in the hotel* Now you can’t make fun of Chris in this pic, okay? You’d be falling over if you had to stay awake during the most predictable Raw PPV in recent memory too. Thing was the odds on favorite in this triple thereat match. Kane: Say, you’re missing a tooth? I have a buddy who can help you out… his name is Isaac. The dual spinaroonie contest was tragic to say the least. Ref: Now at the request of the fans you two will be locked in this cage until you remember why you two hate each other! HHH: Come on, the fans don’t know any better. They’ll forget why we’re feuding in a week if we drop it. Shawn, do you know why we’re feuding. HBK: Well, the script says, “I still remember.” So yeah, I do know why we’re feuding! JR: Bah Gawd, this has LITERALLY been HELL IN A MOVIE THEATER! King: What are you talking about? JR: The cousin of The Hell In The Cell… The Garfield Movie! HBK: Wait a second Ross! Did you just say “Cousin of the hell in the cell?” HHH: Oh on! My psychologist was right! God does hate me! Things got quite interesting when gravity gave out. Dave: Hey Trips… Ric and I have something to tell you… HHH: What is it? Ric: Well… We… like you…. HHH: That’s cool. I like you two also. Dave: No… We like, like you. HHH: … Ric: This just got awkward, didn’t it? HHH: Yep. Ref: You have no idea how much of an honor this is. HBK: It was a great match, wasn’t it? Ref: Too long. It’s just an honor that Marks On a Mission made me the carrier to give you the plague. HBK: Well, I’ve lost my smile… HHH is going to go back to feud with whoever in the hell has the world title, and I’m going to hide in the cave of solitude… So you in three months! |
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06-14-2004, 11:04 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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HHH suffers the Nash Effect |
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06-14-2004, 11:09 PM
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Capcom's Corporate Champ
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I rarely do these, but I couldn't resist...
JR: BAH GAWD ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM BBQSAUCEONASTICKWOOO!! |
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06-14-2004, 11:14 PM
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EL MERO MERO!
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HBK: Live long and prosper,bitches. The set exploded after realizing that JBL is main-eventing Smackdown. Benoit was arrested today for the use of a dangerous move,causing the death of Kane. Mr. McMahon chose not to comment. The girls couldn't understand it. Why was Jessica Simpson there and why did she continously ask why is it a Chicken Wing if there are no chickens. My crazy uncle sure likes to shine shoes at the worst times.. Jessica Simpson: You are not a homo! Jericho: Guh?! Worst. Dropkick.Ever. HBK: Hello,son. What's it like to be an all American? Ref. Forrest: I got to pee. |
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06-14-2004, 11:17 PM
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06-14-2004, 11:20 PM
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06-15-2004, 02:30 AM
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Michaels was sad...Sure he put on a good match for the fans but he wanted it to be longer then the Ronald Reagan parade. (RIP) |
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06-15-2004, 02:40 AM
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After hearing that both Benoit and Jericho were going over in their matches, Hunter decided to abort the PPV and call in an artillery strike on the arena. Edge tries to keep his opponent on the ground while the World Heavyweight Champion unleashes his most infamous abilities once more. Edge just had to hold on for a few more seconds while Mike Chioda set up for the Spear to win the match. Unfortunately for Benoit, Chioda chose this exact moment for his surprise heel turn. He never saw that Spear coming. Kane didn't take it too well when he found out Edge hadn't been flossing. Trish's aim was a little off. Here she was, calling Jericho a homo, while the referee is right in front of her doing choreography from West Side Story. Okay, that's it. I have seen too damn many pictures of Gorilla Presses to come up with anything funny for them. Seriously, every hoss match has to have at least one of the damn things, and every time I have to try and come up with a witty response. Sorry, I'm out of ideas. You'd think selling a hurricanrana wouldn't be all that difficult, but if anyone could muck it up, it'd be Orton. Flair is such a mischeivous heel that he doesn't even care about the safety of his partner: he just wants more shoes, dammit! Falling the wrong way for the rana was one thing, but when Orton fell right on him to sell the Superkick, Shelton was starting to get pissed. **Singing** Ohhhhhhh, one of these things is not like the other!....one of these things...doesn't belong....! Right in the middle of the Women's Title match, Mike Chioda heard a transmission from the Alliance Fleet, and jumped to hyperspace to help the Rebel fighters at Endor. Trish taunts her defeated opponents by striking the pose that won her the "Who Can Do a Better Impression of an Emmy?" contest. Tired of seeing Coach waste PPV time, the helpful fan to the right ends the match in a memorable fashion with his bazooka. Eugene's gimmick took a turn for the worse when Vince decided that a wrestling retard wouldn't draw, but a wrestling retarded zombie would. |
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06-15-2004, 03:08 AM
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Now. Here. Man.
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Coach should have known better than to take a nap when Eugene hungered for the flesh of the living. Mike Chioda prepares to intercept Benoit with his devastating heat vision. Quite frankly, neither Benoit nor Kane were too pleased that Chioda decided the middle of their match would be the best time to break out his Booker T impression. One of the perks about being World Champion was the great dental plan, complete with mid-match examinations. Benoit may have won the match, but Glen "Turn-Your-Head-Into-a-Blurry-Hand" Jacobs got the last laugh. Michaels was pissed that WWE cut costs and only built the top three feet of the cage for their match. More impressive, though, was the fact that they were able to keep it in the air like that. HBK: Just how the hell are they doing that? Benoit: Ancient Canadian secret....*snickers* In retrospect, both men should have realized it was a bad idea to have shoot match with Jericho. Michaels continued the match, blissfully unaware of how he looked after using some of Hunter's "hair gel." Y'know, if there's one thing I can always count on in the HHH/HBK feud, it's that it's just so unpredictable.... ....I mean, it's so fresh and exciting, and the ending was something I could have NEVER guessed! Batista and Flair silently pray for mercy on their souls for having anything to do with this godawful match. Shawn Michaels congratulates the referee on another hard-fought victory. Needless to say, calling out for the fans to throw him a "Shawnweiser" didn't exactly have the same effect that Steve used to have. |
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06-15-2004, 03:14 AM
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Inno Knows.
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06-15-2004, 03:57 AM
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HBK's Spear didn't go too well there. Tyson Tomko was about to start the 34693805th attempt to get Jericho through the glass ceiling. Kane starts sleeping while Vinnie Mac reads Benoit's mind and orders him not to roll up Kane. |
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06-15-2004, 05:51 PM
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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After finding out about the "French sympathizer" on the RAW roster, President Bush reacted the only way he knew how. Grenier was grateful for Edge catching him as he plummeted from the rafters, but...he wished he had been standing a step to his left. The airstrike having failed, Mister Bush sent Scott Summers to finish the job. REF: Hee hee! That's funny! You guys' "Lita doing a dropkick" impression cracks my shit up... Well, Edge's lack of faith was disturbing. At that moment, Jericho knew McMahon had gone too far. A Trishtomko centaur? For shame. TYSON: Hey, aliens-- JERICHO: It only works if you have a title belt, stupid rookie! Shelton and Randy's interpretive dance, while appreciated by purists, left the masses scratching their heads. Say what you will about the decline of his wrestlings skills. Nobody shines a shoe like the Nature Boy. RHYNO (backstage): When it came to Diva matches, even the Almighty wanted a closer look. Sensing Victoria was on the verge of losing, the ref decided now would be a good time to unleash the Butterfly Effect. It was bad enough that she was being forced to watch Lita wrestle, did they really have to hang Trish from the rack? The Coach's rendition of "Ave Maria" is rudely interrupted. Eugene knew he had a match, but damned if "Thriller" didn't get him every time. Oh, come on, Trips! It's one thing to crucify top guys in the business... REF: Don't! Follow! The light! When people talked about Vince requiring Benoit to jump through hoops to retain the title, I don't think this is what they had in mind. The ref was amazed. Haku was good... The ref knew he needed to count fast, otherwise his mom might marry Biff Tannen and he'd never be born! P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose! The smarks' rage was brief, but fierce. A look at the background of the picture showed that Shawn Michaels was a biiiiiiiiig blader. The Supernovakick gets 'em every time. HHH: Whoops. How'd that one get in there?  HHH (sobbing): They kept calling me a cancer... FLAIR: Fans can be cruel, Hunter. BATISTA: Hey, a bunny! The refs always loved it when Uncle Shawn found change. HBK: I'll never forget you, Stevie... Great goodling moodly, I sucked this time. |
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06-15-2004, 06:00 PM
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In the time it took for me to write these up, the captions were posted and 14 people replied...
 Here, the WWE fires a 21-Gun Howlitzer Salute to Bradshaw's career. Even battered and bruised, Michaels took the time to wave goodbye to Bradshaw's career. Suffice to say, Rob had never gotten a wedgie like THAT before. Rhyno was quite bitter about once again being left off a PPV card. OR Edge claims the title of Most Badass Pushups Ever. Seeing the ref's face blocked by a sign, Rob couldn't help but proclaim that the ref could not see him. Kane and Edge visually illustrate their best Lakers in the fourth quarter during the Fianls impression. (  ) Jericho was enjoying watching Steven Richards move to hit a devastating Old School on Tyson when Trish just had to ruin it by running in and making the save with the Prostate Exam from Hell. Tomko: "God! I offer your servant Shawn Michaels to you as a sacrifice in return for a push in the WWE!" God: "That's Chris Jericho." Jericho: "Stupid rookie..." There was proof right there that Benjamin's suplexes were worthy of orgasms. During the match, Flair kindly took the time to remind Orton how to assume the Stephanie Position... ... which was helpful, since Orton already had the Triple H actions down to a tee. There was hell to pay when Trish stole the Cream Filling. Gail was never one to be subtle when stealing other people's watches. Whoa! Steph's got an invisible crucifix too!!! Coach made a mental note to get this Eugene growth checked out. This cookie ho is also on auction at eBay for the low low price of $70,000!!! Eugene had this match won until Coach summoned up his powers and hit the Static Shock. In a discouraging omen, the Chris Benoit statue set over the corner suddenly toppled for no reason at all. Benoit: "Dammit... Kane... you're... arm-wrestling... Thing... whether you... like it... or not!!!" Here, Kane does his duty and helps push Benoit. Tragedy struck when the Headless Horseman ran in and interefered in the match. That's weird, Shawn thought, [/i]usually the glass ceiling is invisible...[/i] After Stephanie PMS'ed all over Hunter and accidentally broke his wood, Shawn crept over and consoled his friend with a hug. Shawn's Funky Man dance was so painful to watch even the stage started bleeding. Shawn Michaels proves once again that he has lightning-quick feet. Heyman: "GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE BY MICHAELS!!! GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREE!!!!!!!!!!!" You know HHH's lost it when Batista and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan have to carry him through a match... Chiota: "Congratulations, Shawn. You actually didn't blade in a gimmicked PPV match. Guess I do owe you $2750 then." |
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06-15-2004, 06:03 PM
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06-15-2004, 06:04 PM
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Ref: Wow Edge, now I know why they call you a camel. Jericho: Trish, I'm going to give you a dance with my feet! Trish: Get off of that turnbuckle, you don't dance on there! Ref: Hey guys, I can dance, look! Being the rookie that Tomko is, he dropped Jericho and fell for the "You're Trunks Are Down" gag. Eugene: Wow! Christina Augulera. So nice to meet you. Girl: I AM ROBOT! Eugene: And I am fairy! The girl's eyes turn red. Eugene: Wow! Pac Man has gotten ahold of HHH and HBK Triple H: Shawn, I've done everything for you. And you tell me to suck you're nuts? I bet they are just as black as you are. Ref: Hmm...now I know how they get the black in peanuts. Shawn: Toss me a pokeball. |
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06-15-2004, 06:14 PM
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06-15-2004, 06:18 PM
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LMAO! The Sean O'Haire one definitely goes into CotM!! On a side note, why the heck do you have so many tags in your posts? You only need one tag to do the color and font, but instead, you have then surrounding EACH image and EACH line of text. That's annoying to quote, buddy. |
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06-15-2004, 07:41 PM
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06-15-2004, 10:23 PM
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well... stop then.
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06-15-2004, 11:42 PM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Many fans were disappointed that the fireworks got more airtime than Benoit. Edge's new finisher, the "wedgie From Hell" was an instant success. When his opponent started singing O Canada, Edge couldn't help but tap Benoit did not take kindly to his national anthem being butchered. That was the last time anyone would cut in front of Kane at Space Mountain... he couldn't be sure over the chanting of the crowd, but it almost sounded like "Yoko Ono..." (Please tell me that wans't too subtle...) And thus, Jericho was offered up to the God of perrenial pushes. Benjamin: You white boys and your fetishes... Flair helps his partner pose for www.ratemycameltoe.com "Shelton loves...Who theHell is Bobo?" Trish: Don't look at me, I haven't SEEN the creamfilling! The WWE tries its hand at social commentary with its newest ballet: The trouble with Cloning... Trish was furious...Six enhancement operations, a pair of DDD implants, and they still needed to slap a "women" name tag on her for the fans to figure it out. Coach becomes just another victim of the "Hardcore Heimlich." Once again, Eugene makes this picture funnier than I could ever hope to. |
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06-16-2004, 12:38 AM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The show took a turn for the worse when Eugene's next impression was of the ill-fated "Katie Vick" angle. WWE surrealism theater wasn't a very big seller. The Crowd gasped in horror...Sean had escaped! Hardcore Naptime was over, but Triple H didn't want to get up. Thanks to his ape ray, HHH really made a monkey out of HBK. In a flash of light, Satan returned to collect... Always wear your seatbelt. Shawn the great pulls a blade out of the ref's ear. First JBL...Et tu, Shawn? [/font] |
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06-16-2004, 03:32 AM
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Wow, in your first half, you had a lot of similar captions to mine, KK!
And you also used loopy's O'Haire Escape joke, but his was better worded IMO. Sorry bud.
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06-16-2004, 05:45 AM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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06-16-2004, 03:48 PM
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But it's so much eeeeeeeeeeeeeasier! |
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06-16-2004, 08:20 PM
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06-16-2004, 08:39 PM
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Now. Here. Man.
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06-16-2004, 08:40 PM
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06-17-2004, 03:00 PM
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Uh oh, Nowhere Man's going to disappear forever next week.
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06-17-2004, 07:40 PM
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06-17-2004, 08:03 PM
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JR: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edge: Can you see it? Rene: No, just a little bit higher Rene: You Poo Poo!! I said higher, not lower!! Silvan taps to Benoit's finisher JR: BAH GAWD RIC FLAIR JUST GAVE BIG SHOW A CHOCK SLAM FROM HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trish: Now Jericho get down from that top rop now ! befor I call you a poo ! Jericho: WHAT ???? Jericho: Hey I can see my house from here ! Shelton: Yeah, you like that don't you bitch Ref: I want some too!! Flair: Yup, I say he's a size 9 boys Orton: How much of my stuff can I fit in here? Gail, Victoria, Lita, Ref: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Trish: Whimper Please, not in public Trish: Dam it !!!!! I lost again !! Coach: Oh my god I'm haveing an orgasm [/QUOTE]Eugene: Well, I usually like to save my milk and cookies till later, but what the hell |
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06-17-2004, 08:23 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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JR: BAH GAWD BAH GAWD...BBQ SAUCE...BBQ SAUCE |
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06-17-2004, 09:16 PM
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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06-17-2004, 11:37 PM
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Triple A's a bitch
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Just the one and it's late this week!
HHH, The Game, The Cerebral Assasin, meant it when he warned Shawn that he was going to 'Fuck With His Head' Just saw the caption and had to do it. |
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