My Final Heaven's 100th Post: "The Tragic Fate of Randy Orton"

[My Final Heaven]

Hello all, I just had my first landmark post on tpww (100th post, YAY! *claps*) so I figured I should do something special. Here it is, a little scenario I'd like to call...

THE TRAGIC FATE OF RANDY ORTONTM

*HHH is sitting backstage on a couch in his dressing room, along with Vince McMahon. Jim Ross is sitting in the corner, salivating over a book, "1001 Easy Ways To Grill With Bacon".*

JR: "Oh yeah.... that's it right there baby...."

Vince: "So then, I says to him "Sure, Bret, We can have a double run-in finish!"

*They all laugh heartily*

*Randy Orton enters wearing The Rock's sunglasses, one of La Resistance's flag robes, & the old Harlem Heat tights with the iron ring in the center.*

Vince: "Where the f#*@ did you find that all that crap?"

Randy: "I figured I needed some new ring gear, an' all this cool stuff was just lying around the locker rooms! I'm gonna REALLY get over now, right, Jean-Pierre?

Hunter: "DAMMIT-RANDY-HOW-MANY-TIMES-HAVE-I-TOLD-YOU-NOT-TO-CALL-ME-THAT! DIDN'T-ANYONE-TELL-YOU-WHAT-I-LIKE-TO-BE-CALLED-UHH?"

Randy: "I'm sorry, Daddy."

Hunter: *mumbles* "YOU-BET-YOUR-SWEET-ASS-UHH!"

JR: "Is there anything we can help you with, son?"

Randy: "Actually, I was thinking about something... I have an idea for the "Legend Killer" gimmick!"

Vince: "That's great, I always like it when my boys give me input for their characters!"

*Chris Jericho sticks his head in the door, startling all 4 of them. He has a distressed look on his face.*

Jericho: “Vince, I reeeeaaaaaly need to talk to you…”

*Orton, HHH, Vince & JR all glare at Jericho, who is getting visibly upset*

Vince: “I’m sorry, but as you can see I’m busy at the moment… Can this wait?”

Jericho: “This’ll only take a second. Um… Are you absolutely sure this new angle is right for me? I mean, I think I was doing ok in my program with Christian.”

*There's indistinct yelling for Jericho from the hallway. He is almost in tears now.*

Vince: “Chris, I don’t want to hear any more about this. The crowds just aren’t responding to you the way they used to!" *The calling gets closer*

Jericho: “But, Vince…”

Hunter: “DAMMIT-JERICHO-DO-WHAT-YOU’RE-TOLD-UHH!”

*Vince shouts into the hallway “HE’S DOWN HERE!”

*The Basham Brothers run down the hallway full force. They tackle & handcuff Jericho, stuffing a ballgag in his mouth as he struggles in vain to escape.*

Vince: “With Shaniqua gone, I really need you to run with the ball on this one! If you do well, there might be another Undisputed Title run down the road for you!”

*Jericho stops thrashing for a few moments, thinking about what Vince has just said. A look of complete, anadulterated horror slowly comes over his face, and he begins throwing a fit twice as violent as the first. He is dragged away by The Bashams, kicking & screaming.*

Vince: *turning back to Randy Orton* “Now, what was it you were say before we were interrupted?”

Randy: “Yeah, what was I talking about?”

JR: “You were getting ready to tell us the idea you had for your gimmick.”

Randy: “Yeah, that’s right. Like I was sayin’, I think I should kill another big legend in order ta' really cement my over-ness!”

*HHH & JR roll their eyes*

Vince: "OOOOOOOHHHHH I like that idea! Just name them, & I'll have them working for me next week! Who'll it be? Sting? Ultimo Dragon?"

*JR walks over to Vince & whispers in his ear*

Vince: "You mean that guy with the cape, or the other guy with the cape?"

JR: "I think you're thinking of The Hurricane & Rosey."

Randy: "Never mind that. Just let me ask, who's done the most in his lifetime for Pro Wrestling?"

Vince: "GRAN HAMADA! Don't you worry Champ, I'll get right on the phone & set it up. He owes me one for those clean urine samples, so it'll be an easy deal. As a matter of fact, I've heard he has a daughter that's of legal age, & we need somebody to fill that spot in the Playboy-Evening-Gown-Lingerie-Chocolate-Pudding-Battle Royale..."

Randy: "Actually, I had another legend in mind..."

*Orton looks HHH from head to foot several times"

*Vince, HHH, & JR all give Orton a look of utter shock. The three quickly form a huddle in the corner, shooting occasional glances at the young superstar.*

Randy: "Guys? Ummm, guys, what's goin' on?"

*Later that week, on Velocity*

Randy: "Darnit, this iron ring is really starting to chafe!" *He recieves a particularly stiff dropkick from Shannon Moore* OW!..."

FIN

[Goldbird]

Trust me, he was targeting Vince.




congrats btw

[James Steele]

ROTFLMAO, Thats the best Randy Orton thread ever... next to the 500 other ones.


And your wrong Goldbird, it is so totally Jim Ross he wanted to kill. I mean, who wouldn't wanna kill J.R.?



p.s.: If Randy Orton RKO's Jim Ross, I Will Become An Orton Mark For A Whole Month Here At TPWW.





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Have A Nice Day.

[My Final Heaven]

BTW, I've seen Hamada's daughter Ayako in action before, she's pretty hot, and she can actually wrestle too! She's half japanese & half mexican, so that gave her kind of a unique look.

[John la Rock]

good post laddy

wow, i'm impressed. you should be a WWE writer. By the way, are there any other females on this forum?

Originally Posted by My Final Heaven Hello all, I just had my first landmark post on tpww (100th post, YAY! *claps*) so I figured I should do something special. Here it is, a little scenario I'd like to call... THE TRAGIC FATE OF RANDY ORTONTM *HHH is sitting backstage on a couch in his dressing room, along with Vince McMahon. Jim Ross is sitting in the corner, salivating over a book, "1001 Easy Ways To Grill With Bacon".* JR: "Oh yeah.... that's it right there baby...." Vince: "So then, I says to him "Sure, Bret, We can have a double run-in finish!" *They all laugh heartily* *Randy Orton enters wearing The Rock's sunglasses, one of La Resistance's flag robes, & the old Harlem Heat tights with the iron ring in the center.* Vince: "Where the f#*@ did you find that all that crap?" Randy: "I figured I needed some new ring gear, an' all this cool stuff was just lying around the locker rooms! I'm gonna REALLY get over now, right, Jean-Pierre? Hunter: "DAMMIT-RANDY-HOW-MANY-TIMES-HAVE-I-TOLD-YOU-NOT-TO-CALL-ME-THAT! DIDN'T-ANYONE-TELL-YOU-WHAT-I-LIKE-TO-BE-CALLED-UHH?" Randy: "I'm sorry, Daddy." Hunter: *mumbles* "YOU-BET-YOUR-SWEET-ASS-UHH!" JR: "Is there anything we can help you with, son?" Randy: "Actually, I was thinking about something... I have an idea for the "Legend Killer" gimmick!" Vince: "That's great, I always like it when my boys give me input for their characters!" *Chris Jericho sticks his head in the door, startling all 4 of them. He has a distressed look on his face.* Jericho: “Vince, I reeeeaaaaaly need to talk to you…” *Orton, HHH, Vince & JR all glare at Jericho, who is getting visibly upset* Vince: “I’m sorry, but as you can see I’m busy at the moment… Can this wait?” Jericho: “This’ll only take a second. Um… Are you absolutely sure this new angle is right for me? I mean, I think I was doing ok in my program with Christian.” *There's indistinct yelling for Jericho from the hallway. He is almost in tears now.* Vince: “Chris, I don’t want to hear any more about this. The crowds just aren’t responding to you the way they used to!" *The calling gets closer* Jericho: “But, Vince…” Hunter: “DAMMIT-JERICHO-DO-WHAT-YOU’RE-TOLD-UHH!” *Vince shouts into the hallway “HE’S DOWN HERE!” *The Basham Brothers run down the hallway full force. They tackle & handcuff Jericho, stuffing a ballgag in his mouth as he struggles in vain to escape.* Vince: “With Shaniqua gone, I really need you to run with the ball on this one! If you do well, there might be another Undisputed Title run down the road for you!” *Jericho stops thrashing for a few moments, thinking about what Vince has just said. A look of complete, anadulterated horror slowly comes over his face, and he begins throwing a fit twice as violent as the first. He is dragged away by The Bashams, kicking & screaming.* Vince: *turning back to Randy Orton* “Now, what was it you were say before we were interrupted?” Randy: “Yeah, what was I talking about?” JR: “You were getting ready to tell us the idea you had for your gimmick.” Randy: “Yeah, that’s right. Like I was sayin’, I think I should kill another big legend in order ta' really cement my over-ness!” *HHH & JR roll their eyes* Vince: "OOOOOOOHHHHH I like that idea! Just name them, & I'll have them working for me next week! Who'll it be? Sting? Ultimo Dragon?" *JR walks over to Vince & whispers in his ear* Vince: "You mean that guy with the cape, or the other guy with the cape?" JR: "I think you're thinking of The Hurricane & Rosey." Randy: "Never mind that. Just let me ask, who's done the most in his lifetime for Pro Wrestling?" Vince: "GRAN HAMADA! Don't you worry Champ, I'll get right on the phone & set it up. He owes me one for those clean urine samples, so it'll be an easy deal. As a matter of fact, I've heard he has a daughter that's of legal age, & we need somebody to fill that spot in the Playboy-Evening-Gown-Lingerie-Chocolate-Pudding-Battle Royale..." Randy: "Actually, I had another legend in mind..." *Orton looks HHH from head to foot several times" *Vince, HHH, & JR all give Orton a look of utter shock. The three quickly form a huddle in the corner, shooting occasional glances at the young superstar.* Randy: "Guys? Ummm, guys, what's goin' on?" *Later that week, on Velocity* Randy: "Darnit, this iron ring is really starting to chafe!" *He recieves a particularly stiff dropkick from Shannon Moore* OW!..." FIN

Seyda, ilt_undertaker...

[Sephiroth]

hehe you will get rep for this Final Heaven