Save The Bandwidth

[FourFifty]

(bee-es press) In his first public appearance out side of the wrestling world, referee Nick Patrick took off his wrestling attire and put on a tee shirt in support of Green Peace’s newest project, Save The Bandwidth. “Too many times do we see people on the internet post fraudulent messages in the pursuit of humor,” started Nick Patrick. “And internet fans wonder why Brock wanted to kill them! These wrestlers work very hard to entertain fans world wide, and so does every staff member! I bust my ass off for my snake skin shoes, the leather interior for my SUVs, the veal I’ll have for dinner, and the shampoo that I use that was tested on Lita. And they want to bash wrestling?” Nick Patrick then announced that he’ll be selling leather key chain charms and sheep skin clothing to raise money for the save the bandwidth fund. When we pointed out the irony how many animal products he uses and the fact that he’s a member of Green Peace his response was “M’eh.”
An anonymous green peace representative said “The liberal media is what’s wrong with this country! Back in my adopted home town of New York City we don’t waste Band-With! Mexico is what’s wrong with this country! They steal the Band-With! And at the Great American Bash I’ll teach a Mexican why Mexico is wrong by taking the WWE title!” The green peace representative was then reminded he didn’t need to get himself over for this article. “But it’s Sunday and I’m still not over!!!”
When Vince McMahon heard that one of his referees was a part of green peace he said “Well, good for him. Now if you don’t mind I’m trying to figure out new and innovative ways to keep deserving wrestlers like Paul London down and new ways to waste bandwidth.”