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Old 06-30-2004, 12:58 AM   #1
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Reality TV Can Save The WWE

*Upon looking at WWE's different ideas to save their company
and looking at the recent BOOM in reality TV, I have come up
with a short-term solution to their problems (ala The Ultimate
Warrior in the early 90's WWF, mid/late 90's WWF, and 1998's
WCW). FSS - or Four Simple Steps:

Step 1: Hire William Hung as an on air personality. You team
him up with Theodore Long as his manager, to get a minority
talent over. You have them be in segments that are similar
to "Fuji Vice", and you call them the duo of Long & Hung.

Instant success will take place, and marketing will be grand.

Step 2: Bring back Kelly and Justin from "Tough Enough 3".
Hire them not only for their good wrestling ability, but for
their looks & less than mediocre singing talents. A month
goes by when they 'fall in love', and they re-make "From
Justin To Kelly". It will acheive as much success as the
original movie.

Cameos should be put in by their cast mates from the show,
as well as that dancing guy from The Six Flags commercials.

Step 3: Sign a former ECW talent; Joey Matthews. He
becomes obsessed with himself and starts having their
Divas compete over who will get him. The twist? More
"hot" wrestlers show up, distracting the Divas from him.
The other wrestlers should be played by: Joey Styles,
Joey Abs, and "Just Joe" Joe E.Legend. These skits
can be called: "Average Joe 4: We're Out Of Ideas".

Step 4: Based off of his popularity in his outing with
Randy Orton, you bring back Harley Race, and then
make him RAW GM. In his first project, he decides
to take Evolution and drop them off in different areas
of the world, without telling them where. He gives all
of the basic supplies to them - and helps them now
and then, and the first one to make it back to RAW
becomes his co-GM. They will refer to this as "The
Amazing Race".
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Old 06-30-2004, 01:08 AM   #2
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Old 06-30-2004, 01:13 AM   #3
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You forgot one thing.

Hire a bunch of has-beens and washed up oldies, put them in a mansion in Beverly Hills. An all-star cast of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Bastion Booger, Zach Gowen, Doink and Dink The Clowns, Chyna, Tammy Lynch, and Jeff Hardy.

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and you call them the duo of Long & Hung.
LMFAO!!!
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