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Old 07-09-2004, 12:46 AM   #1
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Old 07-09-2004, 12:53 AM   #2
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Old 07-09-2004, 01:06 AM   #3
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Against Michaels wishes Blanket joins the WWE.

*fart*

Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts. You're scum between my toes. You make me vomit.
Love alphafa

Kurt: John look at my cane dance!

Weather girls: It's raining jobbers! 1-2-3 it raining jobbers A-menn-nn!
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Old 07-09-2004, 01:15 AM   #4
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whats with the ones from last week?
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Old 07-09-2004, 01:36 AM   #5
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El Gran Luchador should be lucky Noob Saibot was under the ring to save him from the horror that is JBL.


And now Kidmans on trampolines!


London and Kidman were excited to win a title. Too bad it ended up as the "Please leave us on Velocity forever because we have talent" titles.


You know you got a bad costume when even Green Goblin calls you a homo--

Brock: (burst thru wall) HOMO?! Where?!!


Heyman puts the urn to sleep by reading it HHH promos.


Cena: Mannnnn...I wish I had a sweet office like Eugene. All I got was this belt...hey,where'd it go?


Angle: Ha, Cena! My guy here has a title AND a cool office too.. and has no talent either.

Cena: Mannn...


Spike wanted to check if the cage was really empty....

HE WAS WRONG!!

This was my last caption. Hope you enjoyed my caps over the months and I'll be back .... one day.
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Old 07-09-2004, 01:42 AM   #6
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Against Michaels wishes Blanket joins the WWE.

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I hate your stinking guts. You're scum between my toes. You make me vomit.
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Kurt: John look at my cane dance!
Cena: later let me sleep...you've been dancing for an hour
Kurt: come on man

Weather girls: It's raining jobbers! 1-2-3 it raining jobbers A-menn-nn
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:03 AM   #7
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Bradshaw: Hey everyone, come see how good I look!



Bradshaw: I can hardly move my arm I did so many..



Bradshaw: Huh? You know I don't speak Spanish!



Bradshaw: *groans* WE love Scotch.



Bradshaw: Hey Lillian, maybe don't wear a bra next time, huh?
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The truth nobody wants to face
Our wildest nightmares have come true
The belt is in his hands
Bradshaw: This makes a damn good paperweight


Edit: FUCK, they changed the pictures, it was a picture of bradshaw holding the WWE title and smiling
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:09 AM   #9
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Worst. Crucifixtion. Ever.



It's obvious all that pot has had major effects on RVD's brain. As you can see here, he honestly believes he's going to go somewhere in the WWE..



JBL: And you too, can be like me, and purchase this authentic WWE title ay ShopZone.com and be a champion.



Suddenly, the drugs made RVD think he was in last week.



And we're posing, we're posing, we're posing..



This is why we need better refs. Turn your back one moment, and those damn midgets invade the ring.



It went well up until the muscle spasm.



What you don't see is the fishing line that snagged Billy's lip.



The Village People: 2004. The Ref, The Wrestler, The Other Guy.



Luther: 'ow YOU doin'?



Luther never was good at doing the Tango.



Here we see what happens when bullies pick on office nerds far too many times.



Poor El Grand Luchador. He was going to use that Blue Twizzler to defend himself, but for some odd reason the luco thing didn't budge.



The ref couldn't believe it either. This was maddness. All JBL tried to do was a power-bomb. How the fuck this happen?



"What do you mean I'm not fit enough for a Stacker Two commercial?"



So this is how they keep getting into the damned country..



Stay tuned for previews of tomorrow's episode when the Black Ranger is revealed.



Worst. Dropkick. Ever.



You'd go into shock too if you watched your own matches.
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RVD wasn't exactly fond of MarkGruff--WWE's version of McGruff the Crime Dog.


Despite being marred by Nazi saluters, the WWE Cirque du Soleil performance was a great success.


After seeing Brian Hebner's arm morph from an arm into a big anaconda, RVD decided it was time to swear off drugs.


It may not have been pretty, but D-Von's diving headbutt from the rafters was still a sight to see.


With the help of his incredible shrinking ray, Paul London prepares for the world's first live human endoscopy.


Paul was well on his way to an amazing long program in the skating rink until he hit the patch of ice Rhyno had patched up.


Bubba Ray puts Gail Kim to shame by kicking out so hard Billy Kidman flips twice.


Suddenly, the lights went out, and a thick, Connecticutt laughter echoed through the air. When the lights returned, Kidman and London were gone. Mysteriously, next week, Triple H showed up as the WWE Tag Champions.


London: "Ow, man that hurt. What happened?"
D-Von: "You hit your head a little too hard and went unconscious for a few minutes. You okay?"
London: "Yeah, but I had the most awesome drea--crap, actually being on SmackDOWN! and winning the tag titles WAS a dream! Noooooooooooooo!!!"


Tension buzzed as the ironman game of Thumb War entered its tenth hour.


Luther: "I'm gonna kill ya! I'm gonna rip your head off!!" *rips head off* "Oh crap... nothing to see here..." *whistles and walks away*


That was, without a doubt, THE most devastating noogie ever delivered on live television.


JBL: "By the Spirit of Lesnar, I'll kill you, Black Ranger! You were the gay one!!!"


In retrospect, it was a bad idea to invite Doc Ock as the third opponent in their match.


Sometimes, even Bradshaw couldn't figure out why he'd been crowned WWE champion.

OR

Bradshaw, after being asked how discovered America in 1492.


Finally, the secret location of the WWE Genetics and Cloning Laboratory is revealed.


"It's morphing time?"


By jumping over instead of going over, Bradshaw proved that he had no grasp for the game of Human Limbo.


Looking into a handily placed mirror, JBL was shocked by the sudden return of Rikishi.

OR

Bradshaw was certainly astounded by the bravado after a twelve year-old internet geek came up and shot him in the head with a paintgun.

OR

"Shit, you mean Brock found out about my showerroom escapades???"


None of the Cruisers could figure out what was going on when the ref suddenly started doing the Egyptian Dance.


Spike and Jamie were seriously starting to regret visiting the WWE Human Body Fusion Plant.


It was bad enough that Lita was pregnant, but did Jamie Noble really have to give birth to Spike?


It figured that they'd make Heyman read the WWE apology for stupid storylines to the fans.


Heyman: "Look, Urney, you're gold, and I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
Urn: "Biter."


Things got a little awkward when Booker ordered John to lick his gloves.


When Booker accidentally got a piece of a Nick Patrick cutout lodged in his ass, it was up to Cena to take him to medical attention!


Cena would later regret poking fun at Lionel Luther.


It was hard enough to lug all 250+ lbs of Booker T around, but when Booker was giving him wedgies, it was downright painful.


Using odd, magical powers, Cena unleashed his secret talent, causing Luther to cry out in shock when he suddenly couldn't see him.


"Oh, I KNEW I shouldn't have bet on Coach K leaving Duke!"
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Old 07-09-2004, 03:03 AM   #11
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Cena was just as shocked as everyone else. Since when had they given Eddie's Stealing gimmick to Luther?
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Old 07-09-2004, 06:17 AM   #12
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WTF, is that Jamie Noble in the orange trunks?
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Old 07-09-2004, 12:18 PM   #13
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Kurt plan to shrink Cena's head and make luthers bigger back fired.
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Old 07-09-2004, 12:20 PM   #14
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WTF, is that Jamie Noble in the orange trunks?

Yeah, they're in the Dukes oh hazzard style, whatever the DoH car was called....General Lee?

NO JOKE
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Old 07-09-2004, 12:21 PM   #15
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Running out of ideas for gimmicks they told jamie to be a southern proctologist.
Jamie: My wallet!
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Old 07-09-2004, 12:23 PM   #16
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JBL: Where'd those nigg*rs go?
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I shouldn't be laughing at Savior's cap, but I can totally picture JBL saying that!!

You always seem to come up with one golden caption a month.
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Old 07-09-2004, 01:45 PM   #19
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RVD howled in pain and Jindrak held on for dear life. How Noble had managed to transfer his powers to Mr. Van Dam was beyond either of them, but they knew that nothing good could come of it.



Yes, the frogsplash is impressive, but not everyone can pull off a Six-Star Moonsault. Just ask the lighting grids.



I think this is pretty good proof of a fast count, don't you think?



Vince thought he was so clever when he paired Kidman with a red-assed baboon...



D-Von was as shocked as anyone when Nick Patrick took out an interfering Spike with a vicious baseball slide.



BILLY: What're ya DOin'?!?
PAUL: What are YOU doing?!?



The dreaded Armpit Superkick got 'em every time.



Insert glass ceiling joke here.



SATAN: Bring me a sweater, dammit!



The display of sportsmanship was nice, but...Stamboli calling them all homos kinda stole the spotlight. Especially when Brock came in and killed all four of them (and Holly for going on the Internet).



Yep, kids, Luther Reigns' finisher is the pits.



After drinking the patented WWE Hoss Sauce, diminutive actor Peter Dinklage's reign of terror was unmatched.



JBL: Damn you, Black Ranger!
Punch
JBL: It's your fault that Rita's evil plots always failed!



Dammit, Chavo!



WWE fans' worst fears were realized when JBL stopped mid-match to turn his head around 360 degrees before masturbating with a crucifix and vomiting pea soup.



If JBL thought dealing with one Black Ranger was hard enough, wait until you see the look on his face when Adam shows up!



Yep. That's the one.



BLACK RANGER: (sadly) I'm a frog...



When Edd--er--El Gran Luchador changed the move into a Screwdriver without warning JBL, the nightmare was over.
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REF: I'm a Yankee Doodle dan-dy. Yan-kee Doodle do or die...



SPIKE: Got your powers back, didn't you?
JAMIE: Yep...



After knowingly officiating a fast-paced cruiserweight match, the referee was forced to go to UPN to obscure his face so he could safely enter the Witness Protection Program.



PAUL: It was the best of times...it was the blurst of times?!?



PAUL: Well, Hardcore Holly's always talking about how no one is paying their dues, so I'm here on behalf of WWE to welcome Billy Kidman and Paul London to the "big show." Congratulations from your departure from Velocity, boys. You certainly urned it.

Okay, that joke took way too long to set up and wasn't nearly funny enough. I'm so very very sorry.



NICK: Please, Hammer, don't hurt 'im!



To commemorate the 50th anniversary of the recording of "That's All Right, Mama," John Cena capped the F-U off with a little Elvis pelvic dance.



On today's edition of WWE Olympic Theatre: The 1992 Winter Olympic Figure Skating qualifying.

CENA: Why? (Sob) Whyyyyyy?



CENA: How many times has Triple H warned you about the Kool-Aid?
BOOKER: (Hic) I have a problem...



DINKLAGE: Call me an "elf" again! I dare you!



CENA: (Thinking) I knew I shouldn't have borrowed Rhyno's deodorant...



Cena was surprised. Luther was delighted. The fans were confused. Was it too soon for Angle to be doing his Brando impression?
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...And now the national evening news with Dan Rather
John: Hello Dan is not here tonight but we have some shocking news today

John Cena WWE wrestler was found dead today suffering a broken neck, Lets go to Linda in the feild
Linda: what we [Garbled up message]
John: I'm sorry folks we are having some technical difficulties. Former WWE Superstar now Burger King employe Brock Lesnar is behind the attack. Now- What we got her back? Here once again is linda.
Linda: I can't believe he makes more money then Hello, What we know so far is that John cena went to post a picture in a topic at TPWW.net Called "Post your orgasm face" A message board that dicusses wrestling along with many other things.

Now earlier we had an interview with Brock Lesnar himslef
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Richard simmons: Now what drove you to do this Mr. Lesnar
Brock: Cena was Doing the 2 things I hate Going on the Internet and causing Homosexual situations He- Are you looking at my Croch!
Richard: Um no I-
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John: We have to cut it off there, and we wish Richard a speedy recovery...
John: When we come back George Bush tries to ride a unicycle. You'll see hilarious footage when we return.
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It makes it even better realizing that JBL would be botching the race too..
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You know Vince doesn't like you when he forces you to read the official notice of your company being shut down on live television.

Or

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If Micheal Jackson was airborn.



Ref: That's the biggest chocolate bunny I ever seen.



Bubba: AHHH! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kidman: (Floating) WHOOOOOOOP!



Bubba: I say Hey sky, s'others s'ay I wan say!
Kidman: Duuuuuh! Uh!



JBL: ITS UNCLE SAM! GET'EM!
Ref: Uncle Sam doesn't wear a mask.
JBL: IT'S HIM! DOMO ARIGATO!
Ref: No, that's Mr. Roboto.
JBL: EAT YOUR VITAMINS, SAY YOUR PRAYERS!
Ref: That's Mr. America.



"Hey John, why call the internet fans fat when you sit on your ass as well during your own match?"



Bradshaw's reaction in High School when he was told to go into the huddle.



"Above my kitchen floor was a sacred door, and inside that scared door was a chambored door and it took me to my bedroom floor. For hours I dreamed and dreamed of nothing more but to bring back Stephanie and to call her a sacred whore"



Referee Charles: Now I know where the cream filling is.
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Kidman shows his skills on the new Bubba 3000 Trampoline


I, Paul Heyman, am wearing womens panties......WTF?


Ladies and Gentleman, John "The White Boy Who Doesnt Know How To Do Road Doggs Shake Rattle And Roll Dance Properly" Layfield

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WWE Botches Entertainment



After Luther lost his burrito, he took his anger on his blow up doll


Should Have Switched To Geico


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RVD: You called?
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Mark had a hard time getting that RVD unstuck from the bottom of his foot.



Best. Leapfrog the turnbuckle to crotch yourself on the top cable. Ever.



When did Adam Jones of Tool start directing WWE Matches?



The Ref judges the latest entry into the human pyramid contest.



Micheal Cole: D-Von breaks up the Spin-a-Roonie attempt!



The fans were in awe of the double team move. It's not everyday that you see D-Von Catapult into Paul London's Top Rop Diving Powerbomb.



London and Bubba Ray offered a new limbo pole: A challenge no one accepted.



Kidman picks the damnedest times to practice his rings routine for the Olympics.



Kidman: I can't believe we won the WWE Tag Team Titles on Smackdown!

London: Hell, I can't even believe we're ON Smackdown!



Bubba Ray: Congrats on your victory, boys. I hope when you finally pay your dues...

Bob: YOU MEAN THEY HAVEN'T PAYED THEIR DUES?

London: sh*t...



Luther: I'll let you go, all you have to do is slap me on my arm.

*John slaps profusely*

Luther: STOP SLAPPING ME, YOU BASTARD!



Luther: Where did he go? Oh yeah, he's wearing Camoflage...



JBL: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.



JBL: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.



JBL: What do you mean I can't Goose Step here?



JBL: I'm supposed to be wrestling some guy named Black Tiger...

Ref: You know that's Eddie Guerrero.

JBL: No it's not, that's El Caliente!

Ref: That's Eddie, too!
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El Grande Luchadore: I'm neither, Holmes. My name is, uh, Eddie Machine!

JBL: Never heard of him!



JBL: This move seems familiar, are you sure you're not Eddie?

El Grande Luchadore: Um, er, no!

JBL: Looks like I chose the wrong week to quit popping pills...



a few minutes earlier...

JBL: Looks like I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.



Everyone is shocked when the referee decides to honor the WWE Champion.



even though he is getting powerbombed, that doesn't mean that Spike can't choke the referee for his stupidity.



He can also order popcorn from Rhyno while being pinned.



Paul: It seems that Paul Bearer's Hearse will be driven by the Big Bossman... Who wrote this crap?



After this show, Vince fired the man who thought Paul singing love songs to the Urn would bring in the ratings...



Booker T shows John Cena, despite the pain, how many millions of times he carried Stevie Ray to greatness.



The F-U is unbearable enough, but having Nick Patrick's head popping out of your ass, too? that's just too much for Booker T to bear.



Someone in the front row was impressed by Kurt Angle's Erection...



Cena and Booker's Rendition of the Teen Titan's home is a big hit with the fans.



Cena escapes the tombstone using Eddie's Butterfly Effect.



Cena's arm attacks him, unleashing a titty twister from hell...



Two days later, with Bradshaw as WWE Champion and Kurrgan as US Champion, World Wrestling Entertainment officially ended the Smackdown Brand. as no one came to any more house shows.
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On today's edition of WWE Olympic Theatre: The 1992 Winter Olympic Figure Skating qualifying.

CENA: Why? (Sob) Whyyyyyy?
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JBL: What do you mean I can't Goose Step here?


Someone in the front row was impressed by Kurt Angle's Erection...
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