First Official Episode Of WWE Minor League (quote unquote)

[RemyRed]

Well the pilot was mostly well recieved so I decided to write this short series opener with Episode One following later on today. For anyone who disliked The Pilot, My Apologies, those who liked it and who read this one, Your Feedback Was Greatly Appreciated.
As Will Be Your Feedback Here, Suggestions, And Anyone Whom You'd Like To Make An Appearance be they Legend or Current Superstar Or Recent Past Like WCW or ECW. This Opener is just to name key characters and faculty members. I did throw in a few jokes however, so let me know what you guys all think.
Series Opener- Welcome To A Brand New Semester...
The entire roster..... er.. school is shown sitting in the auditorium, everyone is sitting with their own cliques. Cliques are as follows,

Tommy Dreamer (Pissed Off)
Rhyno (Also Pissed Off)
Tajiri (Confused)
Nunzio (Can Never Get Him Down)
Dawn Marie (.......Charisma of the group?)

Chris Benoit
Chris Jericho (Clashes with Benoit on certain things)
Christian (Thinks he's the only one who has a girl)
Lance Storm (Straight Arrow)
Edge (Always Angry Nowadays)

Triple H
Randy Orton (Narcisstic Tendencies)
Dave Batista (Slowly Becoming A Drugee)
Syxx (Currently Under Initiation)

Tazz (Wants Respect)
Michael Cole (Follows Tazz Around)

Torrie (whenever there's something like a school dance coming)
Sable ( """""""")
Jackee("""""""")
Rico (Stalking Haas)

Other characters will be involved of course.

Members of the Faculty are also at the auditorium
Mr. Flair (Teacher Of The Raw Classroom)
Mr. Piper (Teacher Of The Smackdown Classroom)
Mr. Bischoff (Makes sure Mr. Flair is doing his job, handles payroll and Field Trips)
Mr. Angle (Can Walk Again.....Teaches Ring Moves, Annoys Piper For Fun)
Mr. Hogan (Groundskeeper)
Mr. Duggin (Shop Teacher [Currently Catatonic after threatened By Batista])
Abdullah The Butcher (School Cook)
The Warrior (Guidance Counselor, Does This Job By Breaking Through Walls And Giving Undecipherable Advice To Misguided Youths, Is Crazy)

Principal Vincent K McMahhon takes the stage, sweating profusely as he always seems to be doing...

McMahhon- I'd like to address all of you....to a brand new grading semester. We have a few new hopefuls, many of them not speaking any English, but I trust everyone.....to treat them with the same respect that you all give others.
JBL- (Yeah Right, those damned illegal immigrants!! I'll kill them! I'll kill them all!!)
McMahhon- I'd now like to introduce.....my daughter Stephanie...[Stephanie appears from behind curtain and takes a seat next to McMahhon]..She will be apprenticing under me, on how to run this school, when my time of retirement comes.
Huge pop from the audience as he mentions retiring.. Vince gets slightly pissed.
McMahhon- ANYONE!!! And I MEAN ANYONE, who gives my daughter a hard time.....will answer to me directly!
Steve Austin- (Yeah like I'm really afraid of that threat dumbass.)
McMahhon- Moving on.. I'd like to also mention that [blah blah blah blah--]
Piper- (Geez this guy talks a lot)
Hogan- (Man have I got a LOT of sweat to mop up off that stage when this is all done..)
Batista- (Hurry the HELL UP SO I CAN GET BACK TO MY STASH OF PILLS ALREADY!!!!)
Triple H- (Wow, his daughter is super-fine [Dream Weaver plays in his head as he stares on] I gotta have her)
Randy Orton(looking into a compact mirror)- (Wow I am super fine.)
McMahhon- And to a semister without any tomfoolery--
Lance Storm- (None here Mr. McMahhon, Imma do my best to keep my pals in line.)
Christian- (Ok Sweatball wrap up this speech already.)
Mcmahhon- And I just know that [blah blah blah]
Tajiri- (What the hell is he saying? Is it about his medical condition, a truly healthy person does not sweat like that...)
McMahhon- And in closing, let us all work together to make this year, the BEST in the history of the WWF....er E that is WWE(ducation)...
Audience is silent for 10 seconds and then realize that they have to clap, huge pop from audience now that the speech is over.....