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07-30-2004, 03:46 PM
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Inno Knows.
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Captions de Smackdown (7/29)
                         
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07-30-2004, 04:06 PM
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Inno Knows.
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The New York State Lotto is now...$22 Million Dollars Booker T: In order to make this title credible again, Butterfly Effect GO! Kenzo: It's so easyyyyyy...happy go luckyyyyy I don't know why Cena is smiling...his career is being chained down Vince wanted to shake everyone's hand...but don't mess with the boss on burrito night ...I'll do more later, impact time |
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07-30-2004, 05:37 PM
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Dammit! Why didn't they have the pic of Eddie driving the covered load of Angle's stuff? I had an awesome Viscera joke!
Anyway.... prolly later. Am busy. |
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07-30-2004, 06:10 PM
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Guest
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Only 26 pics this week? There were 40-something last week.
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07-30-2004, 09:02 PM
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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Angle wanted as much power as Triple H so he started preparing to "face" Mr. Mcmahon about it Spike: What The Hell is a title doing in MY hands?! Cena: The stars sure are beautiful tonight |
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07-30-2004, 10:20 PM
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For the first time, Booker T is introduced into the world of natural male enhancement. Spike: "Look man, here's twenty bucks." Mysterio:"Sucka,you owe me FIFTY bucks." Spike:"Woah woah, i'll pay you the rest, I swear!!! You know i'm good for my word!!!!!" Mysterio:"You got till Wednesday." When Spike sang, Mysterio found he could change the pitch of his voice by simply loosening or tightening his grip on Spike's arms. And then, before Spike's very eyes, Bubba Rey and D-Von came out on national television. "Hey, you, the guy in the middle of the second row. Yeah, the one with the gut. Put your shirt back on." When Eddie was going to brag about something, he went all out; after he beat up the cripple, he brought visual aids. The one-uping would continue until weeks later, when both men were found dead in the wreckage of a burning helicopter. "I got a title? I GOT A TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Wait a second, didn't I win this trash three years ago? You suckas can have it back!" Last edited by Favre4Ever; 07-30-2004 at 10:34 PM. |
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07-30-2004, 10:57 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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“Oh Man! Does Hunter NEED to moon us while he’s over the glass ceiling?” Booker’s promo was going nice and smoothly until the man behind the cue cards fell asleep. Kenzo: We’re not the Mounties! We’re handsome, we’re brave, we’re strong! *reps for the first person to tell me the name of the tag team that used this song* “And I was just kidding when I told Shane I wanted a microphone on chain so I can twiddle my thumbs during my promos!” With the prime suspects in the ring, the interrogation will happen… and we WILL find the location of the crème filling! Kenzo: (in Japanese) I believe I forgot to put my tights on underneath my robe…. Teddy: What did he just say? Cena: He called you a homo! WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE! Spike: Shape of a luchador who is past his prime and because of his mere existence the WWE Cruiserweight title won’t be nearly as cool as all the fans want it to be! Rey: Form of a scrawny white guy who is a mediocre wrestler but is still over just because his “brothers” are borderline legends in the tag team division! Spike: No way! Back To The Future III was the best of the trilogy! Ref: No way! The second one was the best! Spike: Not in a million years! Rey: Ref, just backhand him ‘till he aggress with us! “What the crap! This title was just starting to regain credibility and now it’s being bastardized into a storyline tool already?!?!?!” Teddy: As thrilled as I am with your offer, I don’t want to join the Mormon church. Sable: But come on, you know you want to be with us! Dawn: It’ll be a dream come true! Miss Jackie: You know you want to… Torrie: If the potential church member refuses, then use an intimate innuendo, without directly talking about sex… You can f**k me if you join!!! Teddy:  Go to WWE.com right now to vote for the first ever WWE edition of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!” “Sean just pulled my finger… it’s gonna reek in here!” Yeah, God likes him! Note to self: Never try a double team bronco buster… Eddie was more than thrilled to show off the new Belty Sanctuary, which will help prevent him for being thrown into the hands of JBL again. Oh no! Someone forgot to put air holes in the new Belty Sanctuary! If we don’t act quickly his credibility will be gone, forever! “And for all you smarks out there, this is how they had the cast over his leg!” The new in ring lap dance segment of SmackDown was a great chance for Steven Richards to show off his other talents. This was a quick way for the WWE to reinforce the fact that Kurt is still a heel. “Hey Kurt… My WWE is bigger than your WWE!” Thanks to the hard work of detective Kurt the missing crème filling was found! And he won this medal for being the last credible WWE champion. RVD wanted to show everyone his new Billy Gunn action figure regardless of the fact that there was a match going on. Luther: Don’t you ever call them the powder puff girls, ever again! It’s power puff! Unbeknownst to the two fat people in the audience, the ref thinks they’re homos. “Oh no! The chocolate in the best is melty and gooey! You know your career will never be as good as it once was when Billy Kidman calls you a homo. Kenzo: Kenzo say make hands look like rock’em sock’em robots! Booker: Is that the best you got, sucka? Kenzo: Kenzo say wear US title! Booker: Man, this game is easy! Kenzo: Hold Microphone! Booker: Yeah, I’m holdin’ it alright! Kenzo: Booker lose! Kenzo didn’t say hold microphone! |
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07-31-2004, 12:40 AM
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...and a Batman symbol
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Just before Booker T could eat his Giant Invisible Sandwich, he spotted Viscera attempting to Banzai drop him from the rafters. Booker T: Im not doing a good promo until I get my bagel, Im dead serious. Kenzo: And IIIIIIIII Will Always RUV YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU Cena could see that Eminem wasnt happy with his new "You Cant Sue Me" shirt. Vince: You Are Soooooo Beautiful.....To MEEEEEEEEEE Teddy: Yeah, I was in a car crash, but every since I got this new shoulder plate, I feel really good. Kurt:..... Teddy:.... Kurt:.... Teddy:.... Kurt: ....Hey Teddy Teddy:....What, man? Kurt:....I think the weed is making me feel weird, man.... Teddy:....yeah man, It does that, man. "Super Powers, GO!" Smackdown writers agree to finish the Zac Gowen storyline by replacing him with Eddie Guerrero The Big, Bad, White Wolf's new entrance was pretty shit hot. Eddie seems pretty happy after winning a gold medal at the Men's Floor competition. Billy Gunn: Heil Hitler! Rene: Im French, You Bastard! Damn Brain Freeze "Shit, Not Vis Again" " 'Kishi Too?" |
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07-31-2004, 02:13 AM
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[QUOTE=Always450]
Kenzo: We’re not the Mounties! We’re handsome, we’re brave, we’re strong! *reps for the first person to tell me the name of the tag team that used this song* Who are the Quebecers Alex 
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07-31-2004, 02:35 AM
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It was all Booker could do to to lug the giant invisible burrito to the ring. Booker was reaching the climax of his speech when he suddenly realized that "One time! US Champion! Just didn't have the same ring as his WCW Champion boast." Kenzo proves internet fans right in a segment where he literally blows. OR "AH. Godzilla." OR Off Camera: "Kenzo, we've been meaning to tell you this. You suck. You're way to green in the ring." Kenzo: "Mysterio!" Off Camera: "And your chops are lame." Kenzo: "Mysterio!!!" Off Camera: "And that gets really annoying." Kenzo: "Mysterio?" Off Camera: "Your wife's a whore." Kenzo: "Myster--  "You gotta be a little antsy about Cena's upcoming marine role when he breaks out of formation after being distracted by a shiny penny in the stands. Everyone Except Kenzo: "This is an intervention. Stop saying Mysterio." Vince: "Congrats, Theodore! May you represent our company proudly like the many great African Americans who held some form of prestige before you! People like Rocky Johnson, Ahmed Johnson, and... um... crap... Farooq?" And so it has come to this: the Cruiserweight Title is to be decided in a Thumb War Match.  Rey: "Dammit, how does this thing work???" Spike: "For the last time! I'm not a wheelbarrow!!!" Spike is shocked when G-TV suddenly comes on and replays what Spike had to do backstage to get the belt. "You got some black in you...?" Lex sighed with exhaustion. This was a new low! Beaten by Static Shock's father! Having run out of crucifixes, HHH decided to just hang random midcarders in the air for all to see instead. OR Paul's hanggliding was going great... until his glider suddenly disappeared. "Hey Rhyno! While you're still stuck selling souvenirs, I've escaped Velocity and am now champ!!!" Rhyno didn't appreciate the taunting and struck back with a vengeance. D-Von: "You just had to rile him up, didn't you Billy???" "And now, Austin's WWE belt! Perfect for hitting women or serving as a beer tray!!!" Kurt Angle got crazy heel heat when he imprisoned belty inside a case and held him for ransom. "Hey Zach! I found your missing leg!!!" Eddie's new Larry Flynt gimmick would have worked better if he'd had the lovely ladies. Tazz's new makeover was stunning. "And this is a picture of Kurtangelgo Angle, who wrestled my father many many years ago in Italy..." Eddie had a few kinks to work out in his new Steering Wheel Cream Filling Dispenser. OR Kurt: "AGHCK! I haven't been blasted this hard by a white milky substance since that time in Hunter's..." Eddie: Olympic Gold Medal winner in the field of Tequila Theft. Renee: "AH! A fly on your head! Hold still while I punch it off!!" Cena: "OW! Hey, there was never a fly on MY head!!!" OR Cena regretted telling Luther about his official web site when the spirit of Brock Lesnar suddenly possessed Mr. Reigns. "EW!!! You mean the belt looks like THIS???" "What the hell, sucka! *sniff sniff* This ain't chocolate!!!" Oh man, I sucked. |
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07-31-2004, 02:42 AM
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'Hm... I'm an often-ignored boring wrestler with little credibility who has suddenly gotten the major belt in his division through what will be perceived as a fluke win and will more than likely become a heel who devalues his belt... SHIT! I'VE TURNED INTO BRADSHAW!!!" |
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07-31-2004, 02:43 AM
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not gayo
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Nah, those were great Corky! The Kurtangelgo Angle one, the G-TV one, and the Teddy Long "you got some black in you?" were great
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07-31-2004, 04:34 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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"Go Web Go! ... ... ... Didn't work..." |
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07-31-2004, 04:42 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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After the meeting it was officaly declared by Booker T and Billy Kidman that Kenzo is indeed a homo. |
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07-31-2004, 05:18 PM
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One Man Horror Show
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Damn the Smackdown arenas and their damn slippery floors! When the audience's boos reached the crescendo, Whoopi realized that this "wardrobe malfunction" was doing nothing for her career and she quickly covered up. "Wha--? Whadda ya mean WE lost the war?" The John Cena/Ultimo Dragon feud reached an all time low when he showed up at the arena wearing a "You Slipt, Shortie" T-Shirt. Seconds later, Billy Gunn ran across the ring, slapped Renee Dupree in the face, and screamed, "You CALL me next time you wear your gay pink trunks!" Vince: "Welcome, Theodore Long! You're our new General Manager!" Gunn, Kenzo, & Cena: "A BLACK MAN AS GENERAL MANAGER?!?!" Long: "Hey, it worked in 'Blazing Saddles'." Gunn, Kenzo, & Cena: "Ohhhh..." Rey put on a face that said he was happy to see his friend Spike Dudley get married, but secretly he was jealous of that huge ass diamond. The Ref knew that he should have known better. But, dammt, he just couldn't resist the temptation of pulling a Purple Nurple. Sure, the present was nice, but what in the hell was Spike supposed to do with an oversized novelty wristwatch? Tonight on WB: Hijinks ensue when the Charmed gals cast the Spell of Aging on an unsuspecting Booker T. Long and Angle shift uncomfortably as the new-appointed GM, Steven Richards, instructs the two to kiss. As the large man in the third row could tell you, Paul London definitely needed to switch to Right Guard deodorant. Surprisingly, the new Billy "Angel Wings" Kidman gimmick got over tremendously with the fans. Ref: "Mmm... nice biceps... no, bad Ref, get a hold of yourself! .... Later ... laaaterrrr...." Eddie: "Oh my God! My very own WWE limited edition HD TV? Teddy, you shouldn't have!" It was nice that the WWE was expanding its reach to new forms of entertainment, but --- c'mon --- the WWE Belt Puppet Theater was the lamest thing ever. "You know, I just got a crazy idea to turn this thing into a lamp." You just knew the WWE was in financial difficulties when Eddie debuted his new lowrider. This picture demonstrates what would happen if Mr. T pulled a Michael Jackson on us. Kurt conscience: "No, Eddie, you can't get your revenge on the writers for stripping you of the WWE Championship and giving it JBL. It would be wrong!" Heyman conscience: "No, Eddie! Don't listen to him! Kill them! Kill them all!" Eddie: "Heh heh. You guys are high." Kurt conscience: "Why? Are you cool?" Sure, He may be all-powerful and omnipotent, but God still didn't know how to drive a stickshift. Eddie: "And this concludes our presentation on simple-to-make art projects using toilet paper." Renee: "Merde! Your nom eez not Kunta Kinte! Eet eez To-BEE!" RVD: "God, he sucks at this." Luther: "You sure you don't want to have that looked at?" Cena: "I'm fine, I'm fine. Ow." Luther: "Well, just don't try that move again, OK? The spinaroonie is serious business." Ref: "That's right! Shoot this man in the ASS!" Booker: "Uh... wha---?" "awww, man... this belt does look like crap!" |
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07-31-2004, 05:36 PM
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Has an evil monkey...
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Is it a bird? Is it plane? No, it's Superman! |
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07-31-2004, 05:46 PM
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Inno Knows.
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UH! OH! |
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08-01-2004, 01:54 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Kenzo's "OH" face. |
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08-02-2004, 02:44 PM
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not gayo
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Quote:
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08-02-2004, 03:08 PM
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King K Cool
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OH.....MY....GOD!!! There's Sean O'Hair!!!! LOOK AT ME!!......I'M SUCCESSFUL!! Last edited by Cool King; 08-02-2004 at 03:20 PM. |
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08-02-2004, 03:14 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I was reading everyone's captions, and then I read mine... Has anyone seen where my funny went?
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08-02-2004, 03:19 PM
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not gayo
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Everyone has an off week, Always450. You were on fire about a week ago I think, can't remember exactly when. Don't be so hard on yourself.
The Ref calling the two fat people homos was a good one
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08-02-2004, 05:19 PM
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Dayam, El Santo's on fire again. Some one get one of those Supertanker water dropping helicopters, cuz he's just plain scorching!
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