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View Poll Results: Who would win? Morpheus or Mace Windu?
Morpheus delivers an ass whoopin! 11 40.74%
Mace Windu slices, dices, and jedizes his ass! 16 59.26%
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Old 08-04-2004, 07:27 PM   #1
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Mace Windu or Morpheus?

Here's the breakdown:

Mace Windu:

Member of the Jedi Council.
Light sabre.
Jedi Powers.
Expert Swordsman.

Morpheus:

Captain of the Nebuchadnezzar.
Guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Matrix rule bending abilities.
Can become an expert in anything within seconds.

Assuming that the Matrix suddenly rewrote itself to appear like the star wars movies, complete with Jedi and all, if Morpheus inserted himself into the matrix and confronted Mace Windu who would win the fight?
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Old 08-04-2004, 09:14 PM   #2
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they both suck
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Old 08-04-2004, 10:27 PM   #3
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Obviously Mace Windu. I mean, he would be able to sense Morpheus wherever he went, and could easily deflect bullets with his lightsaber; he could even just pull all of his weapons away from him. Then he would cut him in half. The End.
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Old 08-04-2004, 11:28 PM   #4
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Well unlike Morpheus, Mace Windu got better as the series went along, plus it's Sam L., so he get's my vote.
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Old 08-05-2004, 12:21 AM   #5
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SLJ is the man, as to LB, who is not as muich as the man. So Mace.
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Old 08-05-2004, 02:17 AM   #6
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Well Morpheus did survive his trilogy, whereas Windu won't. However, we still have a whole movie to decide. Personally I still go with Mace, because he could probably kick Morpheus's ass in or out of the Matrix, while Morpheus would be useless in extra-matrixial combat.
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:22 AM   #7
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Old 08-05-2004, 04:02 AM   #8
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Morpheus couldn't even take that nerdy white guy in the Matrix, what makes you think he could take Sam Jackson?
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:59 PM   #9
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Mace by by shoving his lightsaber up Morpheus's ass...
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Old 08-05-2004, 03:27 PM   #10
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I actually wrote a fan fic about this fight a while back, and the way it went in my story, Mace chased Morpheus agent style all across the city until Niobe and Ghost came in and saved his ass by giving him a light saber. Then it became a three on three fight between Morpheus, Niobe, and Ghost v. Mace, Anikan, and Obiwan. Morpheus was the sole survivor BTW. It wasn't the best piece I've ever written, but hey it's fan fiction....it's not supposed to be inspiring.
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Old 08-05-2004, 04:40 PM   #11
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Hand me my lightsaber.

Which one is it?

The one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER on it.
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Old 08-05-2004, 09:38 PM   #12
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guns > gay ass light sabres
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How so, light sabers can deflect bullets and then cut your gun in half.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:39 PM   #14
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Hand me my lightsaber.

Which one is it?

The one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER on it.

Nice!
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Old 08-08-2004, 04:48 AM   #15
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Hand me my lightsaber.

Which one is it?

The one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER on it.


PLUS Mace can whip out the Jedi Mind Trickery.
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Old 08-08-2004, 04:43 PM   #16
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PLUS Mace can whip out the Jedi Mind Trickery.

this is true....Morpheus has proved his mind is weak by beliving that "prophecy" was true.
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:50 AM   #17
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Mace hands down
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