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Old 08-06-2004, 04:58 AM   #1
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Favorite Rock quotes/impressions
Mine was at NWO 02 when he's like "YOU, Chico, Razor ramone...*yea, does a RR impression....

"you, big daddy cool diesel....hnk honk honk with a little girls voice
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:03 AM   #2
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Don't knwo if this is my favorite, just jumped to mind...Before SummerSlam 2001 talking to Booker T...the little Yellow Bus "Meep! Meep!" moment, yeah I laughed alot for that entire segment...not only was The Rock on but Jericho was step by step with him too.
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:06 AM   #3
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Mine was at NWO 02 when he's like "YOU, Chico, Razor ramone...*yea, does a RR impression....

"you, big daddy cool diesel....hnk honk honk with a little girls voice
same exact one as you, that one's beautiful, i have it on vhs and have watched it so many times

i also liked the one with him goldust and booker T, i forget which payperview it was
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:24 AM   #4
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i also liked the one with him goldust and booker T, i forget which payperview it was
I know the one you mean, fucking brilliant.
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:30 AM   #5
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dosent like the t man and goldust make fun of the scorpian king? or is that on raw or smackdown?
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:49 AM   #6
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The Rock and Hurricane segments were great. There are way too many for me to go into though. I am a serious Rock mark, rarely did I not laugh at him when he was being funny.

Although my absolute favorite was when he went to Toronto and further cemented his heel turn after NWO where he beat Hogan with Vince's help. Just before WMXIX. He tore that crowd apart, they were silent by the time his promo was over. My favorite quote?

"See, The Rock did Vince McMahon a favor when he whipped that red and yellow candy-ass. And then, and then Vince McMahon did The Rock a favor. He said Rock, Rock, you can go wherever you wanna go, you can do whatever you wanna do. So The Rock said he wanted to go live, Monday night on RAW, but more importantly than that, The Rock said he wanted to come right here, to Toronto, CA-NA-DA!"

(Crowd pops.)

"And then The Rock said... Ew, oh, wait a minute. Are you kidding The Rock, are you kidding The Rock, what... Is this the first time you've ever heard someone mention your city, is that it? 'OHHHHHH YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! HOOOOOORAYYYYY HE SAID TORONTOOOOOOOOO! OH YAY - THAT'S WHERE WE LIVE, WE LIVE IN TORONTO YAY!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP."
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:54 AM   #7
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WOW!^

I want rock back

to tell ya the truth he was more funnier than back in 98/99

remeber when he was doing all those impressions like The Undertaker "Undertaker you come on down *rolls eyes in the back of his head* DIE DIE DIE and all that stupid crap"

than you've got stone cold with stone cold hat man those were the fuckin times
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:04 AM   #8
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His segments in the Goldberg feud were always hilarious. Favourite may have been before the 6 man HIAC match. "Maybe the Rock has got to beat Rikishi, I did it for the Rock, I did it for the people, I did it, I did it, oh shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty"
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:54 PM   #10
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Him and Jericho teaming up on Steph were great.
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:11 PM   #11
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Him and Jericho teaming up on Steph were great.
You've got the GORE...and the WHORE!

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Old 08-06-2004, 01:16 PM   #12
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Don't knwo if this is my favorite, just jumped to mind...Before SummerSlam 2001 talking to Booker T...the little Yellow Bus "Meep! Meep!" moment, yeah I laughed alot for that entire segment...
That was one of my all time favoirts... Isnt that where he dropped either an F Bomb or an S Bomb and it wasnt bleeped out? That was SOOO damn funny...

Also, when he was making fun of Austin, Kane, and Taker (I believe)... He pretened to talk with a voice box ala Kane and it was SO damn funny
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:20 PM   #13
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The Rock and Hurricane segments were great. There are way too many for me to go into though. I am a serious Rock mark, rarely did I not laugh at him when he was being funny.
I seem to remeber a RAW where Hurricane attacked Rock, and was led away by security, whilst Rock was shouting:

"Yeah, arrest that little hamburgerler, hes guilty of sticking chicken McNuggets up his ass"
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:21 PM   #14
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"Maybe the Rock has got to beat Rikishi, I did it for the Rock, I did it for the people, I did it, I did it, oh shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty"
LOL, I just spat chocolate milkshake over my screen...
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:01 PM   #15
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The Toronto "reverse cheap pop" thing was awesome, as was his making fun of his opponents before the 6-man HIAC match. So many good ones.

"And then God himself came down to you and said, 'Bob.' 'But my name's Billy!' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!'"
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:13 PM   #16
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I was amused by the entire Rock/Goldberg feud, as with his feud with Hurricane.

My favorite promos were "Billy Gunn talking to God", and then the one insulting Booker's intelligence. Gold.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:18 PM   #17
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They should come out with a DVD just of the best interviews and angles ever done.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:30 PM   #18
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The Rock and Hurricane segments were great. There are way too many for me to go into though. I am a serious Rock mark, rarely did I not laugh at him when he was being funny.

Although my absolute favorite was when he went to Toronto and further cemented his heel turn after NWO where he beat Hogan with Vince's help. Just before WMXIX. He tore that crowd apart, they were silent by the time his promo was over. My favorite quote?

"See, The Rock did Vince McMahon a favor when he whipped that red and yellow candy-ass. And then, and then Vince McMahon did The Rock a favor. He said Rock, Rock, you can go wherever you wanna go, you can do whatever you wanna do. So The Rock said he wanted to go live, Monday night on RAW, but more importantly than that, The Rock said he wanted to come right here, to Toronto, CA-NA-DA!"

(Crowd pops.)

"And then The Rock said... Ew, oh, wait a minute. Are you kidding The Rock, are you kidding The Rock, what... Is this the first time you've ever heard someone mention your city, is that it? 'OHHHHHH YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! HOOOOOORAYYYYY HE SAID TORONTOOOOOOOOO! OH YAY - THAT'S WHERE WE LIVE, WE LIVE IN TORONTO YAY!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP."
I LOVE YOU MAN

I was there live and that was OFF THE CHARTS. The crowd started chanting "Rocky", "Rocky Sucks", "You Sold Out", and "Asshole" through out that promo

Also I loved it when he called us "Mother Cunuckers"

Also when he said...

"The greatest superstar of all time is: the jabroni eating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada cause the Maple Leafs suck!"
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:16 PM   #19
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I'm as much of a Rock mark as Rock Bottom is.

My favorite Rock moment would have to be

1) When he spit in Hogan's face
2) The Rock Concert I and II
3) Bill Goldberg? *does growling*
4) When he tells Coach that he has a Rock wannabe haircut
5) Anytime he mentiones Hamburglar and Grimace
6) And loads more from 2001-2002

Basically, I love all of them. [/mark]
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:27 PM   #20
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LoL....The Rock/Hurricane segments are classic.

Rock: "And as a superhero you got braces, what are you the president of student council? You're gonna go sell band candy after the show? Get your little Hamburgular green monkey ass on outta here."

Rock: "Let The Rock remind you of something....you ain't noooooooooooooooothing!"
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:32 PM   #21
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:35 PM   #22
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Mine was at NWO 02 when he's like "YOU, Chico, Razor ramone...*yea, does a RR impression....

"you, big daddy cool diesel....hnk honk honk with a little girls voice

Hell yeah. I love that. I've been requesting for somebody on the NoDQ wrestling multimedia forums to post that segment but they have yet to do so. I saw it on nWo Back In Black. That segment right there proves why Rock got over. He was just so charismatic and entertaining to watch. Could Randy Orton do something like Rock did in that segment? Hell no.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:40 PM   #23
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i also liked the one with him goldust and booker T, i forget which payperview it was
KOTR 2002

Others: Rock on Booker and Shane before Unforgiven 2001: (To the tune of 'Great Balls Of Fire') "Shane and Booker won't go using that noodle (no!), they prolly thinking 'bout the people's strudel..."

Before Royal Rumble 2002 with Kurt Angle. The whole 'Kurt Angle & The Rock. Greatest WrestleMania of ALL time' deal. The 'just a dweam' and The Rock face wiping actions were classic

The whole fake voice box, 'My name is Kane...I am the big red retard...I am a roody poo candyass'

The people's poson ivy

His Big Show impersonations (January 2000)

God there's so many...

The world of wrestling is a much worse place without Dwayne Johnson...
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The Rocks impression of Bily Gunn after he won the KOTR. "Oh Dear God. You see my names Billy and I just won KOTR but there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that I absolutely SUCK!" That had me laughing quite a bit.
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The did an impression of the Big Show
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:09 PM   #26
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Too many to choose from

Armageddon 2000 where he impersonates all the competitors

12 days of Christmas mocking Test

Taking the piss out of Eddie Guerrero to the tune of La Bamba

Taking the piss out of the Radicalz, Perry Saturn comment being the funniest

Taking the piss out of the NWO

Taking the piss out of the Hurricane
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The whole "Everyones gonna win the royal rumble this year"
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:15 PM   #28
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There was one promo, forgot when it was (before the death of WCW) where he's making fun of various WCW wrestlers...
"The Rock says What cha gonna do when the 24... No wait, that's not it, that's not it. Hold on that's not it. Oh, this is it. This is it... To be the man, WOOOOOOOOOOO, you gotta beat no wait that's not it. That's not it. Oh, this is it! Ohhh yeah, dig nah, damn it, that's not it! Oh, wait! This is it, this is it! I am the best there is, the best there no wait that's not it either. That damn sure ain't it! This is it! The most electrifying line in sports entertainment today, If ya smell what The Rock is cookin'!"
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My favorite Rock lines are as follows:

"By the time your crappy music hits...

...well, I'm an ASS-HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLE"

(to Billy Gunn)


(imitating HHH)

"Tonight-uhhh...
...I am the Game-uhhh...
...and I'm going to be talking about absolutely nothing-uhhh...
...well, The Rock says...

uhhhhh, urrrrgh... you absolutely SUCK!!"

The Rock then went on to say a hilarious line about spewing The People's Vomit if it was going to be another DX night. If anyone has a video clip of this, PM me.


and this gem to Chyna.

I had to find this one, because it was part of a classic Rock send up, in which he put the T-Shirt over Michael Cole's head ("Michael Cole, this microphone stinks").... strangely, this great promo was left out of The Rock: The People's Champ:

"Now, speaking of lips, on to you Chyna…

The Rock sees the way you lick your lips, the way you pucker your lips every time The Rock comes around, you have obviously got a fetish for The Rock, and you’re suffering from Rock Fever.

The Rock says this, next time you go one on one with The Great One, instead of nailing The Rock in the People’s Jewels, he wants you to get down on your knees…no, don’t get excited, Chyna, don’t get excited, not yet…no, The Rock says, he wants you to pucker your lips like this…and when you do that, The Rock’ll come in, pucker his lips too…close your eyes, and get ready to feel The Rock’s electricity…

Then, The Rock will bring his lips to within an inch of yours, step back, look at you, take his boot, kick your teeth so far down your throat, you’ll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush ‘em!"
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There was one promo, forgot when it was (before the death of WCW) where he's making fun of various WCW wrestlers...
"The Rock says What cha gonna do when the 24... No wait, that's not it, that's not it. Hold on that's not it. Oh, this is it. This is it... To be the man, WOOOOOOOOOOO, you gotta beat no wait that's not it. That's not it. Oh, this is it! Ohhh yeah, dig nah, damn it, that's not it! Oh, wait! This is it, this is it! I am the best there is, the best there no wait that's not it either. That damn sure ain't it! This is it! The most electrifying line in sports entertainment today, If ya smell what The Rock is cookin'!"
That one came after a HILARIOUS send up of the Corporation by DX. This one surpasses the original "Crock and The Nation" done by DX... even X-Pac was funny. The funniest part was Jason Sensation doing a DEAD-ON imitation of HBK, under the name "HBGay".
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Gots to go with his segments with the Hurricane. "Whatcha gonna do? Throw chicken nuggest at the rock?
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12 days of Christmas mocking Test


"On the night Test faced the great one, this is what he'll seeee..."

Can't remember the middle but it ended with:

"5 seconds of the people chanting The Rock's naaaaaame (Cue 5 second 'Rocky' chant)

4 Rock Bottoms, 3 People's Elbows ON YOUR 2 BUCK TEETH and an ass kicking all over New Orleeeeeeeeeeans"

Absoloute genius
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The Rock: “He's a 7ft, 500lb, steaming stinking, steaming stinking pile, of grade A monkey crap.”

The Rock: “Now before you go home and make babies with Linda, The Rock just has a couple of things to say. You are still Vince McMahon, the owner of this multi-million dollar company. And you may be a…stud in bed. But The Rock just wants you to know one thing. As far as for The Rock is concerned, you are now, and will forever be an asshole.”

The Rock: “Now The Rock says congratulations to the 4 of you. No Shane, not for you making your triumphant return during The Rocks match. No Stephanie, not for being the biggest tramp walking New York City. No Big Show, not for going on to Wrestle Mania. And no HHH, not for still being, the WWF Champion. Congratulations to the 4 of you, for being the biggest group of assholes The Rock has ever seen!”

The Rock: “1…….2……..it doesn’t matter if The Rock counts to 3!”

The Rock: “The Great One says you can kiss his ass.”

The Rock: “On top of all that, look at this guy, he’s an idiot, he’s 7ft, pure idiot, you put his brain in a parakeet, zing! fly backwards.”

The Rock: “If you’ve got any fortitude in them little bitty things you call balls. Then tonight, in front of all The Rocks fans, you will one on one with The Great One!”

Vince McMahon: “Hey HHH, I asked you out here for your opinion, that’s all. Now, do you want to face The Rock at Survivor Series or do you want to face Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series? What is your opinion?”
HHH: “Vince, you know what I think……”
The Rock: “It doesn’t matter what your opinion is!”

The Rock: “Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own. Do you have 2 sets of equally working genitals?”
Kevin Kelly: “I beg your pardon.”
The Rock: “You know Kevin, do you have both male and female genitalia?”
Kevin Kelly: “Rock, that’s a ridiculous question.”
The Rock: “Just as ridiculous as you implying that The Rock is concerned with who he faces at SummerSlam. Whether it’s Kurt Angle, whether it’s HHH or whether it’s this hermaphrodite himself, Kevin Kelly. It doesn’t make a damn bit of difference.”
Kevin Kelly: “I beg your pardon. I want to let you know I have one perfectly, functioning set of genitalia….”
The Rock: “Keep your mouth shut Herme. You have one set of absolutely nothing.”

The Rock: “You see Kurt Angle, you think you’re special just because you got your 3 I’s. Do you think you’re really special because you’ve cashed in, on the services of one Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. A 2 dollar… No, 50 cent…..No, buy 2 get 1 free, does anybody have change for a nickel slut! You see Kurt Angle, this isn’t the Olympics. You’re not facing the Romanians. You’re not facing the Bulgarians. You’re facing The Rock, The Brahma Bull. A man who has no quit. A man who has no fear. So Kurt Angle, bring your gold medals. Stephanie, bring your dirty panties. But above all else, but above all else, just like tonight, at No Mercy this Sunday, Just Bring IT.”

The Rock: “From the time your crappy music hits, well it’s the Big Sloooooooooow. And every single Rock fan stops, pauses and takes a look and they all say this, I’m going to take a leak, this guy SUCKS!”

The Rock: “Kane, you think you impress The Rock when your music hits. All the lights go out. You got fire coming out of the posts. Fire shootin outta your ass. You got fire coming out of everywhere. And then all of a sudden, you’re doing jumping jacks. You’re happy, because Kane can talk. The BIG RED RETARD can finally speak!”

The Rock: “You want to ask about The Rocks feelings? Well, The Rock feels that you should go suck on a monkey’s nipple. What are waiting for? Go find a monkey jabroni!”

The Rock: “Vince McMahon, you still have a lot to be thankful for. You’re still the owner of this multi-million dollar company. You’re still the owner of a beautiful house. You’re still the owner of luxurious cars. And you’re still the owner of thee BEST penis implant, money can buy!”

The Rock: “You see, Rocky the people’s reindeer was very large and very tall. And unlike Kevin Kelly, he actually had a set of balls. All the other jabroni reindeer, used to be so jealous and look at him in vain. Because they couldn’t stand the fact that all the people would be chanting Rocky’s name. Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa was drunk and full of gas. So Rocky took his big bag of toys and shoved them straight up SANTAS CANDY ASS!”

The Rock: “The Rock is bigger than Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks. But yet, he’s got to deal with these LONG ISLAND SKANKS! He’ll whip Austin’s ass you know, and that’s the bottom line cause The Rock said so.”

The Rock: “Ever since The Rock came into town, everybody tries to bring him down. Canadians have no class, that’s why they can kiss the peoples ass.”

The Rock: “The Rock says Cleveland is totally lame. How did this dump get the Hall of Fame. The Rock has to say aw shucks, cause Cleveland doesn’t rock, no it totally sucks.”

The Rock: “For your own benefit, let The Rock tell you one more time in plain simple English. The Rock did not run over Stone Cold. Now for further clarification, let The Rock tell you in another language. Let him tell you in Swedish. Heeee orr heeeerrrny sneeeerrrny, heeee orr heeeerrrny sneeeerrrny The Rock didn’t run over Stone Cold on the Hoooo Hoooo! Now Mick, if you need even further clarification, let The Rock tell you in Chinese. Ching pong ding dong hit Stone Cold Ayyyyeeeeeeee!”

The Rock: “Spell jabroni…… JA-BRO-NI……XYZ………NBC…….. ah it doesn’t matter how you spell jabroni!”

The Rock: “Instead Undertaker of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head. The Rock says, take your entire 33lb head, turn it backwards, like the exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands and then Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it DIRECTLY UP YOUR CANDY ASS!”

The Rock: “Happy Birthday to Steph. You’re a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if ya SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING.”
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Now they have Rock back and all the marks do is bitch. "BUT HE'S PART TIME!" so the fuck what?
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You all have covered most of the great ones (when Rock OWNED Toronto is among the best heel promos ever... ever).

The one I didn't see that comes to mind is The Rock talking with The Coach about the Coach's special cow Bessy. Just another example of The Rock doing a promo about NOTHING to do with his match, and yet being hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTAVYTN4PpU
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