Funny Signs

[Drakul]

Have you ever looked into the crowd during a boring match and seen a pretty funny sign? I can't recall anything hilarious in the crowd
but anyways hers a quick copy and paste from a site with "funny" signs.Post your own if you have any
its a long list. O_O

"Randy Ointment - Lesion Killer"

Harris Twins: #1 Inspiration for Birth Control

Big Poppa Boner (survivor series '02)

Kane is my dentist.

CHUCK'N'BILLY FAG'N'TAG

My sign is more over than HHH.

FOZZY PLAYED MY PROM

stacy-do you know BEN DOVER

"Goldust raped my dad."

Hogan Fears Aging

King of the Ring 1998 during Double J's entrance "Ain't I Gay"

Hunter Hemroid-eating Helmsley(seen at an episode of RAW June 1998)

Viscera ate my Dad

Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us

De-Bra Debra

Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra

Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY SIGN SAYS!

Debra 4:69

Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked!

Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)

What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!!

Hogan is so old he farts dust!

Nitro just ran out of fuel

Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.)

Hey Tyson-BiteME!

Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?

Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!

CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS

THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"

Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps

Paging Mr. Ass

I didnt know what to write

Hogan Has Saggy Tits

Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!

LODI STOLE MY SIGN

Goldberg fears competition

Tits=Ratings

Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'

Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling

Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?

Sable-what's their zip code?

I hitch-hiked for this match?

I like my Sunny side down

Chyna Your The Man!

WCW sux, Bischoff swallows

Vince sucks a fat one

Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!

DX can suck these

Double J is an A double S

Double J...Ain't he Gay?

I left my wife for nitro

I was in Chyna last night and it stunk

WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!

WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!

Dirty Dallas Page"

OLD-Berg

Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!

Kimberly, Feel My Bang!

Paul Bearer collects chins

NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16

This Space for Rent"

Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!

Jerichololics Anonymous

Drunk 24:7

Give Goldberg a push

Sable, Got Milk?

Beer 3:16

Chyna is my long lost brother

I hate signs

Sable 24/7:69

I Need A Girlfriend

Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night

Double J is Double Gay

Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling

Val uses Viagra

Chyna Rape Me!

"Will Wrestle For

"Will Wrestle forFood" (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume)

McMahon failed SCU

Hey Sable suck it!

We love all 26 Guerreros"

I'm Drunk

Venis Has No Penis

Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA

Who Booked This Crap?

I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!

Your Paying $29.95 For This!

Steal Cable TV

HOGAN Wears Panties

We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )

The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole

Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)

NWO-Nash Wussed Out

Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life

The LWO stole my wallet

My dad bought a ho from the Godfather

My sign sucks

My finishing move is firing your ass"

WWF is Better Than Porn!

DEBRAS TITS = RATINGS

WW F'N F

Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!

Goldberg = 2 moves

Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman

Boobies Make Me Smile

COLD BEER

Hey Sable I'll Gladly Suck You

X-pac=Piss Break

Debra 36 : DD

Hogan Fears Rogaine

Scott Stiener-Staroids=Scrunny Little Bitch

The Rock's cookin stinks!

We got in through the air vents!

I ate va-chyna

Don't goto Bossmans barber

De-BRA"

WCW=World's Cheapiest Women!

Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH"

WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering

Sable has just won a FREE tongue bath!

Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!

Chyna has a nice butt-- for a guy!

Chyna is my long lost brother!

Vince sucks goats balls!

WWF = We Want Fans

Sign.

Pointless sign.

The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing

How did we get in here?

We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro

Who farted?

This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy _\|

We're on Raw and you're not!

I'm on TV!

Scott Steiner was in Hollywood - (Hogan)

Breast

Drunk 24/7

WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling

Chyna is my dad!

I slept with Sable!

These seats suck!

It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth

WCW = We Copy WWF

Condoms prevent Guerreros

Scott Hall drank my beer!

Boobs = Ratings

Sting is an evil mime

Scott Hall cracks me up!

Hunter Humps Hippos

Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

DX can suck these!

Double J is an A double S

Nation of Masturbation

Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!

YOUR AD HERE!

The LWO stole my wallet!

My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather

My finishing move is firing your @$$!

I have the Rock's cookbook!

The Rock's cooking stinks!

I Luve Ma Rasslin!

OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row!

What The Fuck is that smell???

hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role

William Regal has Besmirched me

Funaki is my Dad

Mankind can put more then his sock in my mouth

WWF= Who Wants Foley

Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders

I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended)

other channel jack-ass(seen on nitro)

AUSTIN FOR SALE! $ 3:16

Don't feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven).

"Viscera ate my other sign"

Barry Darsow repoed my car

IRS=Isn't Rotunda Stupid

The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar

This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000)

Rikishi ate my Natchos!

I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match)

Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys)

I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy!

Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here!

I want Matt Hard - y

DX: Suck it? More like Suck Ass!

I don't think i'm in Kansas anymore!

Lita makes us the HARDY boys!

LITA! Huricarana me!

Jazz is my dad

Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic

Jericho Holics annonimous

Hey Godfather, pimpin' ain't legal

Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either

Is "DDP" related to "DDS"

Gangrel fears garlic

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)

U Suck Angle

MMMM.....Trish (picture of Homer Simpson)

Speaking of candy ass, where's Stacy?

What does everyone want? CEREBRAL PAULSEY! (sign was held behind Jim Ross)

Kevin Kelly is extreme

Jericho is a HAS-BEAN

Booker T stole my wallet

Get the "F" back in!

Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda

vince get your oWn ideas

my signs upside down (held upside down)

Stop sayin what. WHAT?

Matt Hardy drinks man milk

Get the Steph out!

Holy Hostility, Batman!

Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere)

Nash is trash

Eddie is greasier than a big mac

Planet Stasiak is in Uranus

I am a Kanenite

god bless plastic surgery!

molly is no virgin...trust us!

GET THE FLAIR OUT!!!!

I'm with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat)

I farted

Eat my "bizzutu"!

Rico styled my hair

Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july '99)

Stone Cold is my drinking buddy

I hate signs

My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me...God I miss him!

Mean Gene is my dad

MOLD-dust

Booker T = Undercover Brother

Wife Beater 3:16

Unemployed 3:16

Eat your roll and shut your mouth!

Hogan is my dad (held by old man)

sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)

hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose

watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?

nWo= non-wrestling oldies

the next big thing: molly's ass

hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)

R-i-m-j-o-b (held by six different people)

Lesnar - The Next Big King

Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills

Brock ate Sid Vicious

Hogan ate my chocolate bar!

Eddie mows my grass

Molly stole my lunch!

Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

hey Austin, Stay the F Out!

Hogan was a Flintstone

I tutored Chris Nowinsky

the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs

im only here cause i couldn't get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv)

NWA Total Nonstop Assholes

We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)

Do Not Feed The Lesnar.

Can I Have An Olympic Kiss? (Held by a really hot woman which is kinda funny if you hate him havin women love him)

Eddie Guerrero- The King of the Mullet

Time to play the Game: }{ungry }{ungry }{ippoes

today is tuesday (seen on smackdown that was taped on tuesday and shown on thursday)

undertaker respects my ass

67,000 people, only 1 x-pac fan. (wrestlemania x8)

Don't Read This

LA PARKA (thats just disturbing)

[FourFifty]

My all time fav signs...

Nothing
Intresting
Turn
Raw
On

My parents think I'm at a WWF show (at an ECW show)

[The One]

Why have you (Drakul) elected to copy and past posts from other websites twice...you only have 17 posts? That's 11% of your posts as unoriginal...also since I am going to guess that 80% of us have seen these on more then one occasion, that makes 11% of your posts uninteresting...

[Drakul]

Originally Posted by The One Why have you (Drakul) elected to copy and past posts from other websites twice...you only have 17 posts? That's 11% of your posts as unoriginal...also since I am going to guess that 80% of us have seen these on more then one occasion, that makes 11% of your posts uninteresting...

I have no idea.This was going to be the last time anyway.

yeah, I HATE YOU ALL! Next time and your gone.

[Drakul]

You mean if I do it again I'm banned ?
Ok, You're the boss.

[HankScorpio]

"my crap is bigger than Taz"

[LK]

I didn't read all of them but I don't think this one was on the list. At Nitro the camera was on the commentators and there was a sign that said "I would rather be at Raw" or something like that.

Drakul, you should have broken that up into 3-4 different posts over time. That way it wouldn't overwhelm someone.

[Volchok]

better yet he should just went...

" Go to this site to see funny wrestling signs...http://www.wrestleview.com/info/funnysigns.shtml "

[Xero]

I heard that David Arquette was at a WWE event behind the announcers with a "Former WCW Champion" sign...

A Swastica (During a match on a Raw)

[Hired Hitman]

I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!

...yeah.


anyway, I don't know, Probably the "Raw Spoiler: HHH WINS!" sign

[Dazz]

Originally Posted by Drakul Paul Bearer collects chins WW F'N F Don't goto Bossmans barber The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar

LOL

[Spoon Bender]

"Regal besmirched my sign" was funny.

The one that cracked me up most was at the PPV where HHH 'retired' Mick Foley in HIAC. The whole crowd was a sea of "Foley is God" signs except one group at the back who had a huge sign that read "F-O-L-E-Y-W-I-L-L-D-I-E"

[.44 Magdalene]

I'd Rather Be in Chyna.

[Drakul]

Originally Posted by YOUR Hero Drakul, you should have broken that up into 3-4 different posts over time. That way it wouldn't overwhelm someone.

I see.Ok, wont happen again.