Caption(s)

[Savio]

[FourFifty]

And after that punch, Randy Orton never insutled Kingdom Hearts again.

[Shadow]

Eugene: This will make sure your promos will never put anyone to sleep ever again!

Eugene Needs Some Work On His Hulk Hogan Impression

[Fryza]

"FINISH HIM!"

[CosaNostra]

Just keep realllllllllll still. There is a mosquito on your chin. I'll get it for ya.

[My Final Heaven]

Eugene: "ME TEACH YOU TRY STEAL ME COOKIES!"
Randy: "For the last time, Eugene, You're NOT Cookie Monster!"

[Savio]

Eugene: Theres only room for one retard here
Forest: No!

[Corkscrewed]

The father of Lita's child was finally revealed to be Eugene when he botched lasso-ing Randy despite the fact that that Orton was right in front of him.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Randy: *Sigh* I give up... You're going to have to get Batista to show you the Macacraena.

[Spoon Bender]

Just as Randy had him cornered Eugene grabbed the tail end of the Rio Express and escaped with the diamonds!

[AareDub]

Well, they posted the rest of the Raw pics. There are like 25 pics and half of them are Divas or potential Divas

[Corkscrewed]

are you serious? Crap

[Corkscrewed]

[Corkscrewed]

It was hard, but Johnny Bravo wasn't going anywhere until he'd selected a sidekick.



Not content to be a simple legend killer, Randy Orton decides to reach into the tumbler and become Golden Box Gimmick killer.



"What's the difference between you and a duck? I don't know how it ends... but your mother's a whore!"



Benoit: "You! You're the one who hacked the Casual Forum last night!!!"



That was the downside of implaling people with your stillettos. They were so darn impossible to get out!



You figured they'd stopped trying when the match was halted in favor of a mid-show writing meeting.



Eugene learned the hard way what happened when you pressed Hunter's Invisible Black Eye Giver.



Even Kane couldn't help but laught when they displayed his credibility meter on the Titan Tron.



The result of Lita botching the divorce was not pretty, as she found herself Kane's new wife, mother, and official bedtime story teller.



Kane was clearly stunned. He wanted MATT to be his story teller!



All hell broke loose when it was revealed that Matt had been the one who raised the suitcase all along!



Jericho: *sniff sniff* "Double cheeseburger with fries and a Coke... and is that some of your wife's 'cream filling???'"
Edge:
Jericho: "Heh heh heh... still got it."



The results were disastrous when Edge lost control of his pogo stick.



After drinking some of Orton's Kool-Aid, Jericho too gained the ability to pin opponents before even fully stepping into the ring.



"Bubbles is the cutest!!! NOT Buttercup!!!"



Chris had to leave quick. Any moment now, the fan's attentio would shift from Edge and Batista and they'd realize that he was stark naked... with a couple of those annoying Ass Darts sticking from his butt.



"B...b... but Bambi's mother will be okay... r...r...right?"



When Triple A found out where Jim V.W.O was, his fury was relentless.



A die-hard Laker fan, Eugene took the Shaq trade pretty hard.



The two-minute Steven Richards Waltz competition was about to begin.



Rhyno: "Ah crap! I hope he makes the count quick; my push timer is about to expire!!!"



The WWE sinks to a new low when they unveil Lesbian Red Rover.



Benoit: "Okay! I'll relinquish my push, but only if no one reveals that one of my nipples is ten times larger and located a lot higher on my pecs than the other!!!"



HHH: "What? This is what the crucifix has felt like all along? Ow. I deserve to be hated."



Triple H subtly prophesizes Chris's future by pantomining the fall of Benoit's career.



"NOOGIE!!!!"



Best. Impaler DDT. Ever.



Benoit probably could have gone through with this without incident, but he just had to chant "Bret Hart is the best ever!" as he had the Crossface locked.



"Don't you ever trick me into driving to Hawaii again!!!"

[Mayo]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Benoit: "You! You're the one who hacked the Casual Forum last night!!!" When Triple A found out where Jim V.W.O was, his fury was relentless.

LMFAO, I love it when you incoroporate forum occurrences into your captions

Rock Bottom was on fire as well, some of those cracked me up big time! Great stuff from everyone

[El Santo]

Coach: "Congratulations, ladies, you have somehow made 'Hot Chicks Eating Ice Cream' unsexy."



Love it or hate him, you gotta admit Randy did one mean Porky Pig impersonation.



Randy couldn't help but stare. He'd never seen Siamese Triplets before, and he wondered if sex for them was really, really weird.



Benoit was always around to help a friend, but, God, wasn't there anyone else to hold Randy down when he took his enema?



Ever the born-again Christian, Nidia never missed a chance to praise the Lord.


Trish: "Gotcha, Stacy! I didn't say 'Simon says'!"
Stacy: "D'oh!"


Regal: "Dammit, Eugene. You knock next time you want to use to can, OK?"



"Oh, man. 'Homestar Runner' was really funny today!"



Kane: "So what do you think of my little novella."
Lita: "You're insane. Harry Potter loses his virginity to Professor McGonagal?!?!"


JR was the clumsiest player in the world. EVERYBODY could tell when he was trying to cop a feel.



Kane: "Hey, isn't this kinda... stupid?"
Matt: "Who cares! They're jobbing to us! They're jobbing to us! Turn around, that one's getting away!"
Chair #3: "Run run run...!"



Jericho: "Alright, if it means getting a main event push, then it seems I have no choice. I'll go ahead and..."
Edge: "Um, before you go any further.... I'm not Hunter."
Jericho: "Oh."


Randy was right! Edge made a great baseball bat!



Fans got to see the WWE's most powerful finisher as Jericho's Flying Crotch Punch drove Edge's head into the mat.


Who could blame Edge for fainting after he caught a glimpse of Batista's massive boobs?

[Batsu]

Chris Benoit finds out that Kevin Sullivan's Glass Ceiling Reconstruction Service was hired by WWE to book his upcoming match with Randy Orton.




Road Dogg: COCKSHOT!!

[Innovator]

Coach: Carmella wins, contest over, there I just saved everyone 7 weeks of agonizing torture



Randy's new $700 suit would be better minus the WWE arm logo



Randy: You're eliminated...and you're a homo!



Bad things happen at the WWE dentist when the staff runs out of novacaine...



...shit I can't think with that ass right there



needless to say, the Divas were impressed with Shannon's new look



Regal already fell for the "pull my finger" act, now he knew better



Oh yeah, soon to be father and match at Summerslam, you know Kane is gellin



WWE TV falls to a new low when Lita brings a script out with her...and still botches her lines



Now that is an odd shaped vase

[Rock Bottom]

Coach was disgusted at the answer Tracie gave him when he asked, "Do the curtains match the drapes?"



"...Why will I beat Chris Benoit? Because it is my destiny... Well, that and Triple H promised me a rare My Little Pony he got off of E-Bay if I win."



Orton: (Reading) "Dear... Randy... My name is Jes, and I'm your biggest fan... Blah blah blah, lemme skip to the end...

...I think that we should be together..? I will show you why they call me Loose C... What the fuck?"



Orton: "AHHH STOP! STOP! They told me it was a My Little Pony!"



"The girls of Final Fantasy X-2 were quite a team. Stacy was performing a Limit Break and Nidia was already preparing a Cure spell."



All the Divas were pissed when they found out Trish was hiding two dodge balls in her shirt.



Eugene: "William? What's that? And why is there blood all over it?"
Regal: "Dear boy, when Triple H tells you to do something, you do it."



Even Jacobs got a kick out of the video, "Kane, this is your credibility!"



Kane: "NO! Fucking christ! THE DOTTED LINE. SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE."



JR: "Well Kane, I've got some bad news."
Kane: "HA! So it IS my baby."
JR: "No, Kane, but she botched the pregnancy test."



Matt: "AND I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!"



Apparently, Edge and Jericho had found a spot in the ring where Trish's perfume was lingering.



"Jericho: AIRPLANE SPIN? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? TAKE THIS!"



Chris Jericho tumbled and botched his Lionsault when the ref ripped the meanest fart in WWE history.



Edge: "Fucking... Richards..."
Batista: "Richards did this to you, I knew it.
Edge: "No... Richards is fucking me."



Jericho had his credibility shit on by Batista enough already. It was Edge's turn this time!



Eugene: *Sob, sob* "Lassie's only faking, right?"



Regal: "I DIDN'T DO IT! I SWEAR!"
Triple H: "I know you were banging Steph last night! There is menstration all over you!"



Eugene: *Crying* "Is Lassie going to Heaven?"
Triple H: "No, Eugene... Lassie is going to HELL. WHERE SHE WILL BURN FOREVER. And you know what Eugene? IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. EVERYTHING... IS YOUR FAULT."



The Japanese version of 8-Mile didn't go to well.

Tajiri: "Yo yo yo! I cut da irrest freestyres! None of you bustas can hang rif me. T to da A to da muver's fuckin' JIRI! I'm da Buzzsaw, rifout fraw, I'rr rape you arr untir your butt's raw, arr night rong, you may as rell give up now and rick my barrs."



To motivate Rhyno, the WWE decided to list his pay for the night on the bottom left of the screen.


----^
Hey guys? I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything, but doesn't Taz have a really nice ass?



Benoit: "Hey! Now just a damn minute. I never agreed to this match."
Triple H: "Well, it's either this or you face Lita in a falls count anywhere match."
Benoit: "Er, ring the bell."



Everyone was relieved that Benoit was able to save Triple H from choking to death, well, except that chick in the second row.



Triple H: "Benoit, ever been in a delayed suplex?"
Benoit: "Gonna... Pass... Out... How long can you... Hold this thing?"
Triple H: "About as along as I can hold onto a WWE title."
Benoit: "Ugh."



Too cheap to pay for plastic surgery, Benoit got his buddy Randy to give him more of a neck the old fashioned way.



Loose Cannon: "Man this Butterfly Effect thing is the shit."



Flair: "You son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you! I can't believe you said tha - Oh wait, you're not Rob Harvey."



Even though Flair insisted it was time for Orton's breastfeeding, Eugene would have none of it.

[Raising Kane]

Haven't read any yet. Apologies if I swipe anyone's jokes although I doubt it, I'm still off this week.



I may look really hot in this suit, but you would not believe the wedgie I have right now.



And now, the winner of the "Pull my underwear out of my ass" competition is... The Coach?!



Benoit: You said I was going to win!
Orton: Ahhhhh! It wasn't me! Coach must have rigged the votes.



Eugene: So HHH was walking along when a horned beast named Stephanie grabbed him and drug him into her lair, and he was never heard from again...

Regal: I just love those fairy tale endings.



You'd be laughing too if you had heard Lita promising not to botch the delivery.



Lita: How did you say my name was spelled again?



Matt: It's a bomb!
Kane: Give it to me! I'm indestructible! I'll lay on top of it and save us all!
Matt: What the fuuuuu... That's just a storyline you idiot!



Chris: I am too a blonde Canadian!
Edge: Chris, your roots are showing... and you live in Manhasset...
Chris: Damn you!



Batista: I said it's time for your nap!
Edge: Alright already, but don't you go holding me down like the last naptime enforcer.
Batista: I can't. HHH said he's keeping that part of the job.



You take that back! Santa is real!

or

Do I really look like a poodle? (Sorry KK had to do it. )





Next up on movies you never wanted to see:
WWE's newest venture into BDSM films... Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Bleed.



And we thought the Kane/Lita porn was bad...



Everyone waited patiently for Tajiri to escort his imaginary friend, A Real Push, out of the ring.



Benoit: How'd the glass ceiling end up way down here? You didn't do it did you HHH?
HHH: Of course I did it.
Benoit: Vince finally made you move it, didn't he?
HHH: Yes.


Orton: Would you please stop grabbing yourself like that!
Benoit: No! HHH told me he was going to get IT back at any cost. I have to protect IT.
Orton: He meant the belt, you idiot!

[Mayo]

The Coach was a bit shocked that the blonde Olsen twin had made it this far into the Diva Search.



Orton: These womens undergarments are so sheer, nobody even knows that I'm wearing them.
*thinking* Oh shit, I actually said that out loud. Quick, flash the Legend Killer smile, that'll make everything better.



Orton: Are you the twin that does cocaine and throws up all the time?



Benoit's fatherly instinct kicked in after Randy didn't want to take his Flintstone vitamin.



Stacy: Who's the bad Diva? Who needs a spanking? Answer me, scum!
Gail: I am, dominatrix!
Nidia: MEEEE NEXT!



The Divas were wondering why the Ref had replaced Trish during the Diva Dodgeball announcement. Then they spotted a white stain on Trish's shirt and Evolution Kool-aid in her hair...



Eugene: So when are we going to the fight club? Come on!
Regal: Let me rest up, there will be plenty of fighting tomorrow.



Kane: Brock is going to spend his career on practice squad, that's almost as bad as staying in midcard hell all your career! HAHAHAHAHA... wait a sec



Lita: Listen Kane, I never... um... err...
*whispers* I forgot my lines, just say LIIIIIIIIITA to make The Naitch
happy while I remember.
Kane: What do you have to say, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITA?
Lita: I never... noticed that gap in your teeth, heehee.
Kane:


Notice how everyone possesses a natural botch detector in this picture.



Shane McMahon: I have finally returned to shut you up! Your father was a coward, and screamed like a peasant woman when he died!
Kane: My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
*Kane grabs both chairs for a one-man con-chair-to*
Shane: Oh shit... STOP SAYING THAT!



Edge: Chris, I'm up here.
Chris: Sorry, I never like looking at Hunter in the eyes before, you know...
Edge: For the last time, I don't look like him!



Ever the considerate citizen, Edge uses Jericho as a stepping stone to save JR during one of his uncontrollable lapses.
JR:BAHGAWDCANADIANSNEARTHEMAINEVENTSCENESTUNNERBBQSAUCE!!!



Jericho almost completed his dare after Hunter offered him $20 to do pushups with his feet on the ropes and a hand on two guys asses.



Batista: That's for not telling us where The Punisher is hiding. We'll find Frank Castle sooner or later...
*The Punisher ducks in the crowd*



Chris: *thinking* Wait, wasn't he in the front row?
Hey big pissed off bruiser guy with lots of tattoos, I think I know where he went! Oh shit, I should have kept my mouth shut...



Eugene: I didn't know him well, but even I have to cry during the on-air burial of Sean O'Haire... *sniffs*


Eugene: He really didn't tell me anything that I didn't already know!
*sobs uncontrollably*



Although Regal tried his best to stand still after banging Steph, pretending to be a lamp wasn't the best place to hide.



Tajiri was a pro during the 'standing like a statue' games, but he didn't know if he could do a hitchhiker for a whole two minutes.



Rhyno was too late when he finally noticed that the hidden bomb was behind him the whole time.



This is what happens at the freshman dance at an all girls high school.



Benoit: Okay Trips if you're gonna cheat, at least try not to high five the Ref in front of everybody before the match starts!



*Celine Dion music plays*
Hunter: Jack, I feel like I'm flying!



The backstage politics were getting so bad that Hunter demanded handjobs during matches.



Loose Cannon wore a perfect disguise as a ref to get near Randy, but he was in awe when he finally knelt beside him.



Worst. Spear from the top rope. Ever.



Nick Nolte ran into the ring in another one of his drunk escapades.



Eugene: Another 48 Hours was the worst 10 bucks I ever spent!

[Innovator]

Eugene: So everytime I masturbate I kill a kitten? I'M A MURDERER!

[El Santo]

*sobbing* "No oh ooh! Li'l Brudder. That *sniff* little guy. He's got the heart of a champion!"


*sobbing* "Oh oh, Tenderfoot. *sniff* Can you tell me how to get the most out of life?"

[AareDub]

Well, maybe I exaggerated a little bit There are still too many Diva pics though.

[Outsider]

Randy sighed, why did he always get stuck with Eugene in charades?

[Rock Bottom]

LOL, Corky we thought of like the same thing for that Kane one. I didn't see yours yet, sorry.

[FourFifty]

As always, I’ve yet to read the captions (cept for the ones posted above the pics), so it’s time, it’s time, it’s caption time!


Coach: Okay, it looks like you fine troops are ready for operation Human Shield! Now, march in front of me to Vince’s office so I can demand that the cruiserweights get decent air time!


And yet somehow holding Dink down, literally, didn’t quite secure his “Legend Killer” status.


Randy: And your winner is… Carmella!
Vince: Damn it! Who gave him the final results already!!?!?!


It’s bad when you botch your own finishing move, but to botch The Angle Slam…


And week after week Stacy impresses us all with her “Doing stuff and breathing” routine! Next week, she’ll pour of bowl of cereal, and take a big breath!


Ref: THANK YOU ENZYTE!


Eugene: What’s that on the television William Regal?
Regal: Oh my dear boy, that’s SmackDown.
Eugene: That show can be better.
O’Haire: Do I really need to say it?


The only man who enjoyed the deep and intricate plot of the classic game “Marble Madness”


Kane: How the hell can we play hangman if you keep guessing X and O?
Lita: It works in Tic-Tac-Toe.


When he abruptly left the table, the mystery was solved… Matt was the villain who cut the cheese.


Kane was envious of Matt’s new really huge Nintendo controller.


Jericho: Kiss me, take me now!
Edge: My life has been a prelude to those words!


Jericho was blown away by Edge’s “Better than The Undertaker Rope Walk.”


Jericho: DON”T LET ME GO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN’T GO BACK!!!
Edge: I WON’T LET YOU GO BACK TO MIDCARD HELL! I CAN’T LET YOU GO BACK THERE!!!!


Batista: Hey, check it out! I put the blonde Canadian on an invisible crucifix! Yeah, I rule! Hunter is gonna be happy!
HHH: You fool! Wrong Canadian! Try again!


Steven Richards went over the edge with his ass darts when he stated tranquilizing people.


Now this is the face of a dude who deserves a plate of cookies and some milk!
*inspired by my little sister, who says she wants to take Eugene home and give him cookies and milk*


The newest explosive zit.


Vote for Carmella, or this man will cry!


When the terrorist said that the WWE has two minutes to put on a good match, they got the right tag team for the job…


Until the writes TOTALLY screwed that one up!


Bill Gates: Hey! You said there would be a lot of silicon in the ring, not silicone!


Benoit: Hunter, the results to our poll is in, and you’re a homo!


Hunter: What the hell are you doing?
Benoit: It’s called “entertaining the fans.”
Hunter: Its been a while since I could do one of those thingies.


You should always get more than a handshake and his word when Hunter says “I’ll put you over.”


Worst. RKO. Ever.


WWE writers make use of The Butterfly Effect to prevent Benoit from winning the WCW world title, so they can make the smarks happy when they complain about this Benoit not winning the title for the first time.


The high light of this pic is the cleveage shot of the girl in the front row.


After finishing Ric Flair’s book, Eugene was unsure if he wanted to hug Ric, or punch him.


Lita knew she messed up, yet again, when her “Lach Pie Hissed” was laughed at by Kane.


Carson, Ted, Jai, Thom and Kyan just had to give up. This make over was a failure!


It’s one thing to make Nick’s gimmick a storyline tool that’ll fade out in a while, but to make him watch the Chyna/X-Pac video is just WRONG!


Dude, I suck this week.

[V]

Randy: Vote randy for president, or die

[Quick1]

Outraged at losing the ugly contest to JR, Kane goes after Matt.

[Quick1]

They cancelled futurama!

Lita botches setting up chairs.

[deathtrap]

If the wind changes, they'll be stuck like that.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO at Santo's Little Brudder stuff! That was classic!!


AsphyXy: "Wh...what do you mean some people DON'T like Carmella?"