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Old 08-11-2004, 03:51 PM   #1
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Fuck off Clive Tyseley
What a cunt.

He can suck my dick.

A man who knows fuck all about Romania and Bucharest.

If he didn't spend all his time sucking off Alex Ferguson he might actually become a decent commentator.

"Oh Alex I love you, pleasse cum all over me"



So he fucked them in school. All I know is there were rumours. There were rumours he was into field hockey players. There were rumours (So I applied basically), he was gone the next day, (I went on their team), it's like he was gone, it was like so hush hush, they were so quiet about it, and the next thing you know...
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Old 08-11-2004, 03:59 PM   #2
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There is a footy thread.

And yes, this matter has arisen in it over a million times.
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Old 08-11-2004, 04:00 PM   #3
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Yeah, he's pretty much the worst commentator on TV. His blatant bias for Man Yoo pissed me off no end.
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Old 08-11-2004, 04:05 PM   #5
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My annoyance is more over the bullshit he came out with at the start of tonights match about Bucharest.

Piata Muncii is actually not too bad.

He's a fuck nut.

Not as bad though as the ESPN commentators
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:10 PM   #6
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Where was Tyldesley on tonight? I thought it was Jon Champion and Jim Beglin.

Jim Beglin is much better than Racist Ron.
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:19 PM   #7
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If it was Jon Champion then he was doing his best to fill Clives cock sucking shoes.

beglin loves Keane just a bit too much. He's pretty one-eyed.

But yes, anything is better than Racist Ron.

Mind you have you ever listend to BNP Radio (sorry talksport)?
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I don't know if we get Talksport here.

The thing about Big Ron is that he obviously felt comfortable enough to say those things with whoever he was talking to, which was probably Tyldesley. Whoever he was talking to laughed at his comments, also.

What I'm saying is: Tyldesley should be sacked too. If not for that, then for most of his commentating during Euro 2004 which went beyond jingoistic into xenophobia, especially against France.
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:28 PM   #9
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You are lucky if you don't. It's run by kelvin macKenzie so that tell you all you need to know.

Tyldesley is a knob and always has been. He should have been sacked. i am amazed that no one ever called either for the stuff they come out with. But ITV Sport is so fucking terrible. Andy Townsend is just the worst pundit ever, worse than ian Wright.

Euro 2004 was just the worst for commenating - I wish they'd realise that there is more to life than the fucking premiershit.
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God. I hate Andy Townsend. Prick.
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Ally mcCoist is far too smug for someone who was a fat goalhanger
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I don't know if we get Talksport here.

The thing about Big Ron is that he obviously felt comfortable enough to say those things with whoever he was talking to, which was probably Tyldesley. Whoever he was talking to laughed at his comments, also.

What I'm saying is: Tyldesley should be sacked too. If not for that, then for most of his commentating during Euro 2004 which went beyond jingoistic into xenophobia, especially against France.
Big Ron wasn't thinking, I have the clip on my PC, the guy sounded genuinley annoyed that Chelsea had lost, and he didn't think the people int he studio would care he said it, he said it in the heat of the moment.
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Old 08-12-2004, 02:30 PM   #14
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A man who knows fuck all about Romania and Bucharest.
With all due respect (because I know you have been to Romania) but who does?
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:07 PM   #15
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Clive is awesome. Best commentator at the moment without a shadow of a doubt.

Beats the piss out of scouse-loving Alan Parry definitely
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:42 PM   #16
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Barry Davies owns any other commentator.

Martin Tyler's a close second but he can get a bit preoccupied trying to make dull shite games seem like they're the most entertaining thing ever, cause it's the Premiership y'know.
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:59 PM   #17
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Davies is awful.
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:24 PM   #18
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Still not as bad as Motson.

Anyway, everyone knows the best commentator is Jonathan Pearce.*

*If you're completely deaf.
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Tyler is the best. He seems to know everything and always has a load of random stats and facts handy.

Lawro is the worst pundit. The way he talks makes you want to go out and slash your wrists, he ALWAYS predicts Liverpool to win and when we played Liverpool in the cup, 2 weeks running he was doing the analysis and both weeks he kept calling Linvoy Primus "Leeroy". He was man of the match in the second game, you'd think someone would have pointed it out.
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I prefer Tyler, the worst is that one who mentioned Stepanovs not recovering from Arsenals 6-1 defeat against Man United in all of Latvia's games.I think that was Tyldesley.
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With all due respect (because I know you have been to Romania) but who does?
To me he was coming out with every single stereotype about Romania. The basic lack of respect for teams who aren't Real Madrid or AC Milan.

The assumption that playing Man Utd is the most important game. As most of my mates told me - the most important game is against Steaua.

It's the with how they all patronise African or Asian teams. No one ever turned around and said that Senegal were a good team for beating France, or South Korea for beating Italy - it was always because France were poor and Italy were too defensive. All that bullshit about naive defending.

The bit that made me laugh was when United scored and the commentator claimed it had gone silent whilst anyone listening could hear that it had got louder.

Uk commentators should learn just because a UK team is playing doesn't mean that everyone is supporting them.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:10 PM   #22
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Big Ron wasn't thinking, I have the clip on my PC, the guy sounded genuinley annoyed that Chelsea had lost, and he didn't think the people int he studio would care he said it, he said it in the heat of the moment.
The very fact that he said it off air when he thought people wouldn't be listening shows that it wasn't heat of the moment and that he was in control of what he was saying.

He was, is and always has been a racist.
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