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Old 12-30-2003, 08:30 PM   #1
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Wrestling Haikus
Post your own wrestling-themed haikus here.

(For those who don't know, a haiku is a poem with 17 syllables, divided into a line of 5 syllables, then a line of 7 syllables, and finally another line of 5.)

Here's a few examples of my own:

Goddamn Triple H
He's the World Champ yet again
Raw loses more fans

Nathan Jones is gone
Can't handle constant travel
The fans won't miss him

Be a man, Macho
Admit you don't hate Hogan
Your diss is pointless
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Old 12-30-2003, 08:55 PM   #2
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I Cant Think Of One
So I Will Spam Here Instead
Haikus Arent Easy

nah, i'll try one
Where is Sean O'Hare?
By Now, They Should Have Used Him
Damn That Vince McMahon

Brock Has Man Titties
He Must Have Had A Boob Job
Lita Could Use One
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:19 PM   #3
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HBK is God.
Last night on RAW, he proved it.
Screwjob endings suck.

Ratings in the hole,
Vince is without a damned clue.
He brings back Austin.

Here's my New Year's wish:
Someone sets Austin on fire.
Please please please please please!

The Caption Crew rocks.
The Stupid NOOBS are reeling.
Um...Here Comes The Pain!

Okay, those sucked, but...dammit, I'm a prose writer!
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Old 12-30-2003, 11:08 PM   #4
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Flair is a legend
But now he jobs every week
Vince is a dumbass

Chris Jericho rules
But he couldn't score with Trish
Who cares? He's a God
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Old 12-30-2003, 11:30 PM   #5
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Bringing Foley back...
To job to Randy Orton...
There is no justice.

Ultimo Dragon....
Forever punished because....
He is not an ape.

A-Train as a face....
A real stretch of Character...
Wookies should be mean.
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Old 12-30-2003, 11:48 PM   #6
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HBK is God.
Who cares?
he nothing without nash or HHH

Ultimo Dragon fired
so is kidman
Rey need a title

smackdown getting old
just like Flair so who cares
cena should be U.S champion not Eddie

Raw forever smackdown ok
less CW more HW
so we can see real action

to top it off have
trish Vs Sable at WM20
come on people you know u want to see it

for all the troop over sea and for the forgotten one you love you and god bless you and for osma come 2004 just like what Goldberg say all the Time

"YOUR NEXT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can counted on that
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Old 12-31-2003, 01:12 AM   #7
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Where is Repo Man?
Or Brutus "Barber" Beefcake?
Lets play some football.

Hey I have a joke
Of One Warrior Nation
Shake the ropes in shame
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Old 12-31-2003, 04:04 AM   #8
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Sexymanalive
an illiterate jackass
learn to speak English
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Old 12-31-2003, 04:23 PM   #9
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Lol at S M A
He Needs A Dictionary
His Haikus Suck Ass
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Old 12-31-2003, 04:32 PM   #10
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Survivor Series
Was the only good PP
V in 2003

Brock Lesnar missed a
shooting star press at wrestle
mania big ouch

Kurt and Edge broke their
necks kurt came back quickly and
edge has not big ouch
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Old 12-31-2003, 04:46 PM   #11
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Hunter has the gold.
Don't know where talent is?
Maybe on Smackdown.

Evolution? Huh?
What punishment for the fans.
To watch shit like this.

Taker, Rest in Peace,
Buried forever by Vince
Only to return.

Cena is like gold,
Spend it very well, my friend
And you will prosper.

Raw is on again?
I don't like watching this shit
So I'll **** myself.
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Old 12-31-2003, 09:33 PM   #12
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Sexymanalive
Screwed up the topic format
With his dumb haikus


Nathan Jones, that bloke,
Stressed out, left, and went back home.
Could not take the jokes.
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Old 01-01-2004, 03:13 AM   #13
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Nice job so far, guys
(Except Sexymanalive)
Do keep them coming!

Sexymanalive
Please improve your English skills
You'll be glad you did

Wanted: More big men
Talent not necessary
Contact Vince McMahon

It's so much better
With no McMahons on TV
The wrestlers come first
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Old 01-01-2004, 03:28 AM   #14
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hurricane can fly
rey lost in a title match
brock should eat JR
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Old 01-01-2004, 03:48 AM   #15
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y nmae si sexymanalive adn i dot kow how to writ hiaksu
i lik kart angel, hes the bet
i kow y englshi si bda
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Old 01-01-2004, 03:50 AM   #16
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I am sooooo gonna get my ass whipped someday if I keep mocking him.
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Old 01-01-2004, 01:35 PM   #17
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WORST TOPIC EVER
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Old 01-02-2004, 04:09 AM   #18
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Actually, this was a hilarious topic when it was done last time in the old forums.
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Old 01-02-2004, 02:14 PM   #19
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Actually, this was a hilarious topic when it was done last time in the old forums.
Yeah, when it wasn't ruined by a stupid noob.
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