Smackdown! Captions (9-23-04)

London: "Billy, we have a match to finish here, don't go."
Billy: "I'm not leaving, I'm showing you how nice my ass looks."


Booker T: "That ain't real blood, sucka."


Booker T tries his best to not puke on the cameraman.


Teddy: "Playa', now your wife Torrie Wilson is turning me on. I dig white chicks. So if I payed you to have your wife spend the night at my house after the show, would you?"
Kidman:


Mysterio: "Isn't it too early for Halloween?"
Kenzo: "Booyaaa, what in the hella is hall-ween-a?"


Spike Dudley's fart smelt so bad that the match had to stop.


Spike: "Getty up, horsy, getty up!!!"


Mysterio: "RVD, you're strangling me, let me go."


Undertaker: "If you eat this chair, Viscera, I'll give you my wife Sara for the night."


JBL: "Woah, check out that chick in the audience with the Swastika sign on her bandanna."


Heidenrich: "I want a match with you Vince, sign up."


Jackie Gayda dreaming of getting it on with Charlie.


Dawn Marie: "You're a stupid old slut."
Moolah: "You're a stupid little slut."
Ref:


The cameraman always seems to enjoy getting downblouse shots of all the Divas that shows cleavage.


Luther: "Hey Curly, shall we beat him up?"
Angle: "Yeah Moe, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

Some of the ones are hard to caption.

[Azriel]

"Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting no-sellers."

[Corkscrewed]

Guess the big pics experiment was a failure...


When Kidman saw London slowly disappearing from the feet up as a result of his overpopularity, he figured he'd probably get out of here.


Booker Heidenrape impression, complete with assault and battery, garnered great heat with the fans.


"Hi! I'm Booker T and I'm here to talk about Plug-O Anti-Diahrrea Medicine-- .... I gotta go!"


Kidman botches listening.


Rey was rather shocked when he came face to face with Queen Amidala's Asian stunt double.


Spike gasped in horror and embarrassment when Rey used his incredible telekinetic powers to suddenly remove his pants.


Needless to say, Spike would never ride a sybian again.


RVD: "Whoa!!! So THIS is what it feels like to hold a little guy down! This is kinda cool..."


Taker agreed that the Gangrel chin rest was kinda unique, but unfortunately, it was a bit bulky.


Completely stoned out, Taker failed to prevent Viscera from botching eating a chair.

OR

Even Viscera's most ridiculous stupid face didn't help him in trying to open the E-Z Fold Chair.


Frankly, Al Gore could not imagine how in the world Bush was still leading in the polls.


Heidenreich: "HEY!!! This contract says I get to rape girls too!!! Gimme someone now!!!"
Vince: "Well, I thought Cole was a girl, but if you're looking for one, I think we have someone available...



"No! Pick me! I can take it in the ass just like your Little Johnnie likes!!!


Dawn: "I'm more pathetic looking!"
Moolah: "No I'M more pathic looking!"
Dawn: "No, I'M THE WHORE!!!"


Luther: "Hey, so after the match, we can shower..."
Kurt: "Not now. Brock's watching."


Desperate moments called for desperate measures. Eddie was getting a haircut no matter what!


Luther found out the hard way what happens when you don't get Big Show his midday moose for snack.


Upon discovering Eddie's legendary knee penis, Angle could not help but be fascinated.


Eddie: "Yo ese! Rising above the glass ceiling is just what I--what the? They raised it up??? Dammit!!!!"


Desperate to get into Theodore Long's good graces, Angle decided to try and shoot someone in the ass.


Unfortunately, he'd gone to the Lita School of Sharpshooting.


Big show was doing fine until the last baby he ate suddenly started to kick.


Kurt Angle was DEFINITELY meticulous when dying hair down to the roots.

[/QUOTE]
Kurt and Jindrak: "Hahahaha! We were right, and now we have proven that Show is nothing more than a fat, slobbering, molting dog!!!"

OR

The new Big Show Pooper Scooper gave Angle and Jindrak quite a laugh.

[Gone Mad]

Kidman : Man... forgot his name.. I mean, he looks like Stevie Richards but also looks like Keanu and he was my partner... Let's try this, um...

London: Um, it's Paul and next time, don't try to think everything out loud.

Kidman: Oops.. I won't. Man, what an assho-- crap!


Booker: My damn wheelbarrow's broken, foo!


Booker: If all you in the audience look under chairs, you'll see you got.. NOTHING SUCKAS!!... Wait! Put down that .. SHIT! **runs the hell out of dodge!**


Long: I gotta tell you something important so for the last time.. Stop doing your damn Lita promo impression!


Kenzo: BahGawd, in the cage.. a guy with talent?!

Mysterio: ...I was told there was a motorcycle of some sort here...?

Mordecai: Will you two shut up?! I'm trying to... do.. nothing.. **crying**


Spike, after he walked in during a HHH/ Stephanie " session."


Spike: RANDOM PAC-MAN!! BAKA BAKA BA-- OOH CHERRY!


Rey: Um, Rob??

RVD: Nice puppy.. Nice puppy... You wanna go for a walk near the tree of enlightenment?

Rey : ...pothead..


Worst attempt. at TNA finishers. ever.


Taker: Hey, Simon Dean!

Viscera: NOOOOOOOO!!!!


JBL: SHHHHH!! It's time for History Channel!


Heidireich: ... And that's how I got banned from Poetry.com. Whattaya think?

Vince: Um, you just came in here and said " And that's how I got banned..". You didn't explain how or why.

Heidireich: ........Can I have some talent???


CALL NOW FOR HLA: 1-800-BAD-ACTIN. FOR LIVE FAKE BREASTED ACTION.. CALL NOW!
18 and older only

More later.. probably..

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO! Nice Poetry.com reference!

[Gone Mad]

ENCORE!


A bitter Dawn confronts Martha Stewart.


Dawn Marie: Crap!

Rhyno: Heehee.. REVENGE!!!


Luthor: ..So yeah, the lead girl in the movie showed me her thingys and I liked them. She was such a skank with all the things she wanted to do.. Girl next door my as--

Angle: Not now.. I'm pretending to be HHH.


Angle: Guess who?
Eddie: Um, Moby?
Angle: No..
Eddie: Urkel?
Angle: No, stop guess--
Eddie: Sinead O'Connor!
Angle: No, damn it!


Big Show: Hail to the King, baby!

Luthor: NOOOOO!!!


JR: BAWGAWD RKO!


Eddie: Oh my god, it's them, it's (RANDOM POP BAND)!

Show (like a little girl): Hi, Joey!


More hidden messages than a damn Trojan commercial with this pic.


Luther and Mark needed Angle's help. Too bad, he was doing in the middle of a jam session of "Paint it Black" to notice.


Angle: Honestly, these tangles gotta go. What shampoo you use again?


Jindrak: Haha! Looks like the Big Show has just become.. the Big Guy on the floor beaten down, shaved head and trank darted... man.. Show.

Angle: Oh, you Velocity trash are alright! HAHA!!

end.

[Corkscrewed]

Haha, gonMad, you're right about the pic.


Angle's concern only grew when he found out he was now firing blanks.

[Xero]

WTF is WWE doing now, taking pics of a TV screen and posting them!?


The atomic blast was too much for Billy, he was going to the back to bang his now radioactive wife...


Booker: The DOW is down again!? TELL ME that sign didnt just say that!


Booker: (Snicker) Hogan, you're full of tal... BAHAHAHA!


Billy Kidman: SmackDown!'s Lita! He does it like a pro!


Rey: Why are you dressed as a salmon?
Kenzo: This is... AMELICA! I can dless how I want!
Rey: And you talk about ME not speaking english?


Spike: My Spidey Sense is tingling!


Spike Dudley: Unhinging the Jaw... This week at the Main Street Theater!


Rey: Oh yeah...
RVD: Are you... WTF!? ARE YOU FANTASIZING ABOUT ME!?
Rey: Oh yeah... OH YE... Wait, what?


Michael Cole: THE TOMBSTONE! THE TOMBSTONE! PICKUP INTO... INTO THE TOMBSTONE!


Taker: Damnit, this Big Bertha game is broken... I want my money back! **Stares at clerk**


JBL: Woah... So THAT's what it looks like when I wrestle... No WONDER people hate me!
Ghost of Matches Past: And that's why you must lose to The Undertaker at No Mercy!
JBL: NEVER!
GoMP: Well, then I must send you to the next ghost... The Ghost of Marks Future! Right after No Mercy to be exact...
JBL: NOOOOOOO!


Heidenreich: MARY had a little LAMB! Whose FLEECE was WHITE as SNOW! And EVERYWHERE that MARY...
Vince: John, that's not orignal...
Heidenreich: Not... ORIGNAL!!?!?!?!?! **Throws hissy fit** RAAAR!


Why is the guy in the front row looking at Mae?


Dawn: I'm on the HOOOOOOOOOOOO train!
Moolah: Well, I'm on the OOOOOOOOOLD train!


Dawn: I'm not getting up, EV... STEVIE!!?!?!


Luther: You look purdy...
Angle: Shut up...


Worst. Dragon Sleeper. Ever.


Luther: OH GO... You're hands... They're so soft...
Show: Thanks, I use hand moisturizer...
Luther: Oh, nice... Now, I guess you better, you know, pick me up...
Show: Yeah...


Best. Halfshooter. Ever.


Show: HEHEHEHEHEHE! That tickles!
Eddie: I know
Tazz: WTF!? I'M RIGHT HERE!


Kurt: I gotta COCK this gun and SHOOT it's LOAD...
(RVD shows up on the bottom of the screen)
RVD: HEHEHEHE!
Kurt:


Kurt: Ready... Aim... I FIRE NOW!
(Show ducks)
Kurt: Damnit, maybe I should have been a bit quieter...


Heyman: GORE! GORE! BIG ASSED GORE!


Kurt pulls a Heidenreich...


Kurt: RANDOM SUPERHERO POSE!

[Evolution]

I haven't checked yet, so sorry for copies.



Kidman: "I don't care if you CAN make your legs disappear, I'm turning heel if it kills me!"



Booker T: "You're one SICK sucka, wantin' to go down on Dawn Marie when she's having her monthly visitor!"



In a few seconds, Booker T vomits all over the ring. Why? Because he is watching the new JBL DVD: Matches From Hell.



Teddy: "Have you been eating RVD's cookies?"
Kidman: ".............Santa?"
Teddy:



You'd be shocked too if your penis donned a mask and came up to talk to you.



Spike: "Hey! This isn't the YMCA!"



Spike didn't realise that Steven Richards was sitting on that ringpost.



RVD: "Do you see me, Lord?! Rob's doin' your work!"
HHH in Mr. Burns style voice: "Excellent!"



Undertaker: "Ouch! Close your mouth BEFORE I do the move, Gangrel!"
Gangrel: muffled "Sorry"



Undertaker is less than satisfied with the appointed chair despenser.



JBL: "Is that a yeti?"



Heidenreich: "You promised me if I went down on Hunter I would be champion!"
Vince: "Yeah, about that..."



Sluts R Us. We got 'em, we flaunt 'em!



When did Rowdy Roddy Piper grow breasts?



Dawn: "Is it just me, or is that thing getting bigger every day?"
Off-camera Lance Storm:



Luther: "Do you think I need a new walk?"
Kurt: "I'm not even gonna ask where that came from."



Angle: "NOOOOOOOOOOOGIE!!!!"



Big Show: "GET IN MY BELLEH!"



Kurt: "...and my knee bone's connected to, Eddie's knee bone.. WTF?!"



Finally, Big Show is being used to elevate people!



Kurt singing: "Cleanin' mah gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off..."



Teddy: "Aim LOWER Kurt! Shoot that man in the ASS!"



Big Show: "I squeesh your head!"



Kurt: "Oh, darn these knots! They are impossible!"



Kurt: I have slayn the giant! Worship me internet fans!"
Brock: "Internet? KILL!"

[Bo]

Just as Angle missed the shot, a dog in the front row points and giggles.

[PorkSoda]

Kurt: I gotta COCK this gun and SHOOT it's LOAD...
(RVD shows up on the bottom of the screen)
RVD: HEHEHEHE!
Kurt:

LOL! First line of that was hilarious

[PorkSoda]

Here we see Paul London and Billy Kidman at WWE training camp - needs for gimmick. Paul London and Billy Kidman battle out who should be the next Kamala.
Paul London: *Jumping back and forth* Hiya! Dat is one-ah spice-ah meatball! Roooor! Rooo-Raaa! Rooooamp!
Kidman: (Turning his back) Now thats just sad....



So thats where Evolution Kool-Aid comes from.



Rey was shocked when Kenzo appeared out of nowhere with his "Benjamin Franklin Getting-Struck-By-Lightning" gimmick.



Spike *Rocking back and forth*: AHHHH! BEEP BEEP! AHHH MOVE! AHH MOVE MOVE! WAAAH! BEEP BEEP! MOOOOVE!



Heidenreich: Hes always sayin, aint nothing but a butt-ache. Aint nothin but a fruitcake. I never wanna hear you say which one of US is gay. Tell me who! Aint saying that its BRIAN! Aint sayin its nick or Kevin, I never wanna hear you say, WHIIIIIICH BACKSTREET BOY IS GAY?
Vince: ....
Heidenreich: Ok...were all gay.



Luther: Hmm. You look like your ready to go! Nice jersey, how do you fit into those spandex?
Kurt: All natural.
Luther: Thats what I thought.

[parkmania]

Sorry if I double up...



London: Kemosabe... Where you go?
Kidman: I've got to go to town. Stay here and keep watch over the horses, Tonto.



London: Raspberry! Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry...



Booker (to himself): OK, am I supposed to yell or cry? Why, oh why did they make me taking acting lessons from Lita???



Theodore: Now, when I count to three, playa, you're gonna wake up and be happy about being a mid-carder. Now B'lee dat!



Kenzo: MYSTERIO! Guess who I am!!
Rey: I don't know...
Kenzo: GODZIRRA!!!



Spike: What do you mean, Matt Clement's got a better goatee than me?!?!?



Spike: Oh no! Here come Moolah and Mae again!



RVD: Don't worry, Rey. I shall avenge your death. Those terrorists won't make it out of the arena alive.
Mysterio: Don't you think you're taking this Van Dam thing too far?



In a preview of things to come later that evening, Taker rips out all his own hair.



Taker: Damn, Vis! From the neck up you DO look like a black Flounder!



Vince (to himself): This was a GREAT idea! I'm gonna make ALL my hoss's into poets so that they can have their lines written down on paper right in front of them!



I thought it was the old woman who had fallen and couln't get up...



Dawn Marie was still upset that Randy Orton stole the My Pretty Pony from her dressing room.



Luther was scared for his life when Show threatened to plant a big, wet kiss on him.



Angle: Giddyup!
Eddie: You're facing the wrong way, vato loco!



Show: Eddie, Let go of my hair and JUMP already!



Angle: Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day.


OR

Announcer: Got a little of the Captain in you???

[Azriel]

Originally Posted by Bo Just as Angle missed the shot, a dog in the front row points and giggles.

Duck Hunt like a mother****r

[V]

*marks out for old captions*

[FourFifty]

Yay for captions! They’ll be captacular! Anywho, didn’t read the others, sorry for any stolen jokes, void where prohibited, no proof of purchase necessary, listen to The Goo Goo Dolls and Our Lady Peace, and all that jazz! This set of captions is done with help from my little sister… Ah, how peaceful. Instead of making fun of each other we make fun of the pictures. How heartwarming! It’s heartwarming, damn it!


Paul: No, Billy, don’t go, wait… I have something for you!
*and moments later the “Chuck and Billy” angle was reborn*


The new tag team of Booker T and Steven Richards started off with some old school heel tactics at the cost of Paul London’s nose.


“Can I really dig that…… sucka….”


Teddy: Now I don’t want you young ruffians entering the prom! You’re not dressed for it, and you’re nothing but trouble!
Billy: Yes Principal Long……


Rey: You’re no Steve Blackman!
Kenzo: Who?


Ref: And now, I give to you… Super Mario Brothers, THREEEEEEE!
Spike: What! That’s no fair! That game hasn’t even come out yet!
*If anyone out there can find a copy of the script for a movie called “The Wizard” I will so cream myself*


I had the same look on my face the first time I played a 16 bit video game system… oh the joy!


What Rey saw on the titantron was a video of Shane-O-Mac and a mule. Rob was too high to realize it wasn’t a hallucination.


The Undertaker proves to the entire world he’s the master of the no sell as he doesn’t react to a moonsault, a head scissors take down, and a bite to the wang.


Taker: Vis… Why are you eating the chair?
Vis: Ric told me that there’s crème filling in it!
Taker:…
Vis:…
Taker: Carry on.


The WWE knew that they couldn’t multi-task JBL when he forgot equipment to sell peanuts to the fans.


Vince: What you did to Cole felt nice, didn’t it.
Heidenrich: Oh yes, it did!
Vince:And I bet Cole didn’t like it.
Heidenrich: No he didn’t, sir!
Vince: NOW IF YOU WANT TO REACH FOR MY LAST COOKIE ONE MORE TIME YOU’LL BE MY COLE, BITCH!!!!


Right now everyone wishes they were Steven Richards.


Ref:


She was so enwrapped with her new copy of Steventeen that when you took it away from her she didn’t realize she wasn’t 17 anymore.


Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.


The last time Eddie ever used a hair product from Rhyno’s bag…


Luther: Hey! There’s only room for one untalented hoss in this ring!
Show: Yes, yes there is.
Luther: …….oh crap……


And on this night Eddie proved himself to be the master of low blows.


*before the show*
Vince: It’s a brilliant ending! Kurt will tranq The Show!
Taz: You expect me to call that match?
Vince: It’s that, or sit out in the crowd.


“You know, that Doom game made it look a lot easier to work one of these things.”


Use #283 for a Big Show match.
Play Cops And Robbers.


Not even with an added injection of caffeine could The Big Show stay awake long enough to view one of his matches.


And this is why Kurt Angle doesn’t have his own make-over show.


Kurt: Ha! Now we’re all members of the funny hair cut club!
Mark: Yeah! The funny hair cu…. Wait a sec….


Kenzo: Mysterio!
Rey: What?
Kenzo: Mysterio!
Rey: Huh! Why a 4-year-old child could understand this guy. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.


RVD: Dude! I think he has been mugged! Somebody find me his wallet!

[Xero]

Idea I got from Always' RVD mugged caption...


RVD: I think that man took his wallet... Did he take his wallet?
Rey: Wha... What happened?
RVD: I think he took your wallet...

Rep for reference...

[BlackDawn2024]

London: Viola! My feet are now gone!!

Kidman: ......

Ref: Again! Again!



Long: Are you listening to me, playa?

Kidman: Woah! What? Yes, uh, Shamoo has an overbite. What?



Kenzo: Come on, Rey, can't you just see this one coming. I'll cost you the cruiserweight title, then Long will make a tag title match at No Mercy. You and Van Dam will most likely get cheated out of the belts, then this fued will all be forgotten and you'll gain your precious cruiserweight title. What a baby you are.

Rey: All I did was ask you what time it is...




RVD: The actor who played Jesus made some odd choices.

Rey: What?

RVD: I mean, uh, I enjoyed ice skating.

*Reference*



JBL: Wait, wait. You're kiddin', right? Eddie, a talented wrestler, dropped the belt to me, an untalented one. Get outta town!



Heidenreich: Hei-den-rape! Hei-den-rape!

Vince: Be gentle!



Luther: Hey, Kurt, you got the time?

Kurt: Please, Luther. Not now. I'm going into "I'm Kurt Angle, So Respect Me, Cause I'm Kurt Freaking Angle" mode now.



[/QUOTE]
Kurt: Well, Jindrak, what say we sit down for a lovely cup of Earl Gray tea? Hm?

Jindrak: Jolly good show, Kurt.



Oh, and Xero Limit 126, that last one is a "Back To The Future" reference.

[Savio]

Sadly the "No legged man vs the one legged man" never took place.

[The Fugitive]

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 Idea I got from Always' RVD mugged caption... RVD: I think that man took his wallet... Did he take his wallet? Rey: Wha... What happened? RVD: I think he took your wallet... Rep for reference...

Back to the Future.

[Xero]

Originally Posted by The Fugitive Back to the Future.

[The Fugitive]

Thankyou very much. I hold BTTF very close to my heart.

[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by Always450 Teddy: Now I don’t want you young ruffians entering the prom! You’re not dressed for it, and you’re nothing but trouble! Billy: Yes Principal Long……

Just need to update this...


Teddy: Now I don’t want you young ruffians entering the prom! You’re not dressed for it, and you’re nothing but trouble!
Billy: Yes Principal Long……
Teddy: And for god's sake, put some pants on!

[Amaroqwolf]

Always450 Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.

Ren and Stimpy RUle!!

[Corkscrewed]

None of my captions get quoted.

[Corkscrewed]

[Hired Hitman]

Dear Diary, Jackpot!

[Evolution]

Neither do mine Corky. And me and my mate were pissing ourselves.

[Blue Demon]

Much to Paul's dismay, Sean had started his period....

[Innovator]

Viscera: Why are you doing this to me?!
Taker: Cause I'm a cowboy...on a steel horse I ride...I'm wanted
Viscera: Wanted...
Taker & Viscera: DEAD OR ALIIIIIIVE

[loopydate]

PAUL: All right, stop!
BILLY: Huh?
PAUL: Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequence.
BILLY: But who are you?
PAUL: I'm your mother-fuckin' conscience.




Everybody knew Booker had a mean streak, but no one was prepared for the night he made Paul London eat razor blades.



INVISIBLE ZERBET!



LONG: So, ya see, playa, even Teddy Long gotta choke a bitch sometimes.



KENZO: That's Mysterio? Man, no wonda my promos made no sense!



SPIKE: Oh, yeah? Well, I can do that stomach-wave thing! Watch!



Spike prepared for a top rope maneuver until that damned Imperial Sniper shot his dick off.



REY: No, don't do that, it hurts.
RVD: It's good. It's gooooood.
REY: No, I have a wound there.
RVD: Come on, don't spoil everything. This works for both of us.
REY: Please stop. It has to heal.



HEIDENREICH: (sniffle) Lucky!



MIDGET CHAIRSHOT!



JBL froze. Why would WWE choose him, an asshole Nazi bully, to represent the President of the United States at the debate this week?



HEIDENREICH: "The rain in Spain falls main on the ground!"
VINCE: That's...very good.
HEIDENREICH: "I once knew a man from Nantucket. He was really nice!"
VINCE: I think I've heard all I...
HEIDENREICH: "Roses are red. Violets are kinda bluish-purple!"
VINCE: Get out, please.



Wow! Who knew they'd take that whole "Interactive" thing so far?



Jim Cordaris had to stop. He'd had this dream before...



(See two jokes previous)



LUTHER: So, Jindrak shaves my head after I shoot you in the back, right?
KURT: Ri--wait.



The stress had finally gotten to Eddie. He had reverted to breastfeeding.



LUTHER: Help! I'm sinking in quicksand!
SHOW: I'll save you! Here!
(Grabs him by the throat)
LUTHER: (gurgle, weakly) Thanks...



EDDIE: Kurt, you didn't sit on the bench labeled "Rhyno was here," too, right?



Leave it to Eddie Guerrero to turn Spike Dudley's double-stomp from the turnbuckle into the most hardcore move ever done off the rafters.



KURT: (reading) If you can read this, you're too educated to operate this firearm.



Vince's idea of the "Midcarder Skeet Match" was a big hit with the boys.



KURT: How many times do I have to tell you "Stop eating my clothes?"



KURT: I really should be making more than two bits for this...



MARK: Evil laugh contest!
KURT: MWA HA HA HA!
MARK: BWA HA HA HA HA!

[loopydate]

And, for my main man Corky...

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Rey was rather shocked when he came face to face with Queen Amidala's Asian stunt double. Spike gasped in horror and embarrassment when Rey used his incredible telekinetic powers to suddenly remove his pants. Even Viscera's most ridiculous stupid face didn't help him in trying to open the E-Z Fold Chair. Upon discovering Eddie's legendary knee penis, Angle could not help but be fascinated. Desperate to get into Theodore Long's good graces, Angle decided to try and shoot someone in the ass. Unfortunately, he'd gone to the Lita School of Sharpshooting. Big show was doing fine until the last baby he ate suddenly started to kick.

[parkmania]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed None of my captions get quoted.

Me neither...

Noone even mentioned my references...

[loopydate]

Nobody quoted my captions either...

Originally Posted by loopydate [ REY: No, don't do that, it hurts. RVD: It's good. It's gooooood. REY: No, I have a wound there. RVD: Come on, don't spoil everything. This works for both of us. REY: Please stop. It has to heal.

Damn you. I was about to do that one.

[Rain Man]

CODE RED! CODE RED! Stone Cold Steve Austin has Attacked Again!!!

[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by Innovator Viscera: Why are you doing this to me?! Taker: Cause I'm a cowboy...on a steel horse I ride...I'm wanted Viscera: Wanted... Taker & Viscera: DEAD OR ALIIIIIIVE

That song rules!

[Aussie Skier]

London: OW, that hurts Booker! Heidenreich may be an animal, but he doesnt use his knee!


Interviewer:Whoopee, you won Booker.
Booker: Tell me you didn't just say that!


Teddy: Now, where have you been billy?
Kidman: I've been in RVD's locker room...say, do you have any cookies, i got the munchies


Spike: I'd still take this over Booker T's knee


*inserts another heidenreich reference*


Taker: NOOO...NO! We sit on these


Torrie: Oh NO! My top wasnt meant to open up in this very convinient way that would expose my lovely C cup breasts was it?



WWE fans just sit and wonder why....why, oh why, WHY wasnt the camera man behind dawn for this one shot!

P.S. christ she looks great there!


Luther is the latest member of the kiss my ass club. And he has the stain to prove it


Angle: So Eddie, I mean, should it really smell that bad down there?
Eddie: .....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Angle: Eddie, Eddie...uh oh.


BS: MEEEEE...HUNGRY!!!!
Luther: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Eddie: JEEZUS KURT!!! Your meant to hook my right leg around your left leg! CHRIST, when is bret coming back!


Eddie: I'm the king of the world
Jericho: *at home*



And introducing the fully sized plastic Kurt Angle action figure

OR

Kurt: Ahhh ha! I'm finally getting you back for Backlash you bastard! eye for an eye!.....say, edge, have u put on some weight?

[nWo 4 Life]

Originally Posted by Evolution Booker T: "You're one SICK sucka, wantin' to go down on Dawn Marie when she's having her monthly visitor!" You'd be shocked too if your penis donned a mask and came up to talk to you. Spike: "Hey! This isn't the YMCA!" Big Show: "GET IN MY BELLEH!" Kurt singing: "Cleanin' mah gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off..."

These are funny as HELL! Lve the Simpson references