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SMACKdown! Captions (9/30)
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![]() Heidenreich: You look so beautiful...to me! Cole: ![]() Straight from his SmackDown debut, Val Kilmer was incredibly over with the fans. |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Who likes "The Apprentice"? ![]() ![]() Long: If Conan can have a lever, then so can I... **pulls lever**.. "Walker: You're going down, dictator who is currently on fire! Dictator: NOOOOO!!! ***gets jumpkicked through window on top of barrels of gasoline**" ![]() D'Von begins his preparations for Halloween by stuffing his Rico Scarecrow. ![]() Dawn (watching Carmella promo on 'Tron): Ugh, that bitch.. she such a horrible actress and she has to read her lines from cards.. why is she still here? Right, Al Wilson.. who is now ressurrected as the WWE logo? ![]() Well, if there is any way of getting ratings, it would be to broadcast the premiere of the new film, "Another Night in Paris 5: Damn, what a slut!" ![]() O'Haire: Told ya you should have been a Yankee fan... Cena: ...shut up,dick. ![]() Josh: Hey, Mean Joe Green! I'm your biggest fan! JBL: Sorry, kid. I'm not him... He had talent. ![]() I think Heidenreich had Snitsky's and Carmella's cue cards.. ![]() Heidenreich: "Dear Mr. Heidenreich, this is a final notice. If you continue to use this service, we will be forced to actions of.." ..DAMN YOU, POETRY.COM! ![]() Booker, with his new powers of moving glass ceilings, forgot it was daytime and that Gangrel and friends were around. ![]() Results: Booker T defeated Paul London, by interference of the referee and his lovable shadow puppets. ![]() Booker: Man, let me tell him-- Ref: I already told you. He'll be fine. Kidman's just doing his Lita-botching-sitting-in-a-chair impression. ![]() Kidman: Jericho challenged you with this, didn't he? And you accepted??? You fool! More later... |
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The Caption Crippler
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And as the John Cena vs. the television audience staring contest goes into its 40th hour, Cena begins to show signs of fatigue. |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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![]() THE JBL-A-Roonie was met with the most Reaction, Bradshaw has ever gotten |
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![]() This isn't a caption!!! Why the hell is he sporting a Royal's jersy. They have the worst recond this season that they have ever had. |
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![]() It might not have been the wisest idea to flaunt their new black cocaine on TV, but if anyone had the guts to do it, it was Angle and his buddies. ![]() To make things interested, Theodore challenged the entire audience to a game of rock-paper-scissors with Viscera's contract on the line. ![]() You had to give it up to D-von. Even with a new head growing out of his back and an extra hand coming out of his shoulder, the trooper still came out to wrestle his match. ![]() Heidenreich was sometimes a bit rough with his mouth... ![]() Dawn Marie: "Great taste!" Miss Jackie: "Less filling!!!" ![]() Not even signing John Cena could get fans to actually go to Royals games. ![]() Not even a cameo by Chuck Norris could get ratings to actually go up. ![]() JBL: "Whaddya mean 'Jews are awesome'???" ![]() It was a shocking but welcome moment when Ogre from Killer Instinct showed up on top of the Frost Titan to interrupt Heidenreich's promo. ![]() "This is a poem... by HEIDENREICH!!!! I am a loser WITH no skill. And YET I am on TV STILL. I BULLY cruisers WITHOUT remorse I repeat MY name till MY throat is HOARSE. I'm THE guy who did rape Michael COLE. Yes I STUCK my cock into his ASS hole. Now LISTEN TO ME! I gots LOTS to say. I'm well AWARE I appear very GAY. But don't FORGET, I've been on TV SINCE My Little JOHNNIE got to pleasure VINCE! HEIDENREICH!!!!"![]() Booker was as ecstatic as newly freed chicken when he escaped from midcard hell. ![]() No one quite knew why Spiderman suddenly showed up in his tidy whities, but the women definitely didn't mind. ![]() Kidman botches giving himself a chairshot. ![]() Kidman: "DAMMIT!!! WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME WITH THE E-Z FOLD CHAIR???" London: ... Kidman: "DAMMIT! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!" ![]() Things got ugly when Satan showed up and started to collect JBL's soul. ![]() For a moment, JBL and Bobcore forgot they weren't backstage and let their showerroom spirit take over. ![]() See above. ![]() JBL: "....................................Gimme my pants." ![]() It finally occurred to Bradshaw that his promos might be a bit long when he looked up and saw the arena dark, devoid of people, and shut down. ![]() Taker shows how many days are left on Bradshaw's push counter. ![]() Flair's antics finally crossed the line when he tricked Orlando Jordan into driving to Mississippi. ![]() Not even Spike could stop Nunzio's rousing rendition of Ave Maria. ![]() "Aw crap! They got video of me riding that sybian????" ![]() Nunzio knew it was mean, but he couldn't but taunt at "Hobo Spike." ![]() Shouldn't have left Lita in charge of lighting. ![]() Having seen the success of the Michael Vick Experience, the WWE joins the fun with Eddie Guerrero: The Ride! ![]() Utilizing his hardcore ECW days, Rob counters Luther's tiger suplex with the chest impaler headbutt. ![]() RVD: "Dammit, where is it? Where's my stash???" Ref: "Well, it's not hidden in your belly button..." Eddie: (muffled voice) "I think I found it!" Last edited by Corkscrewed; 10-01-2004 at 04:06 AM. |
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The Caption Crippler
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Its called getting the cheap pop from the hometown. He was probably forced to do it
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The Caption Crippler
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Thanks Cork. That Heindenreich one you did is definitely COTM material
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() "I'm George W. Bush, and I approve these captions..." ![]() There have been many questions about who sucks more, JBL or Holly... OK, I have no way of following up this up... ![]() Taz: Um, guys? The match just started.. could you at least take a break when um, you actually do a move??? JBL/Holly: [/ sorry, I don't speak racist dickhead] !!! ![]() BAWGAWD SPINAROONIE!! ![]() JBL: Oh it's another one of those movies with gay cowboys eating pudding.. HEY, THAT'S ME! ![]() Never call Van Helsing a homo.. never! ![]() Insert Monty Python line here. ![]() Ref: For the last time, Guido, they don't have SteveWeisers anymore! ![]() I thought they outlawed "Bumfights"...??? ![]() Johnny: I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Nunzio: Hey, tell him that he isn't touching me! Spike: I DON'T GET IT!!! ![]() Show: HOLY CRAP! "Dumb and Dumber" was right! ![]() Damn Neutrinos and their hip-hop music! Leonardo, just give them a job already! ![]() RVD: ...ugh..flashback..noNOnoNO!!! Triple H, NOOO!!! ![]() Luthor: Is this how you do an RKO? Jindrak: Nooo... you put him over you shoulders and then drop him on his head.. I think. Eddie: oh, god... Ref: No, you are not going to TNA! end. |
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![]() About time the car stood up for himself. He was NOT going to do it for The Rock this time!!! Also, I liked my Orlando Jordan caption... ?Note: I polished up my Heidenreich poem a little bit and added extra effect. |
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![]() Apparently some one doesn't like "Jesus walks" |
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Spammy Certified
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Quick Gohan delete your post!
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#BUCTOBER
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![]() Kurt (in a high-pitched voice): Luther, move your hand! ![]() Teddy: And if elected, I promise lower taxes, more focus on national issues, and to make Lita get acting lessons! ![]() D-Von: And now, if my lovely assistant Nick Patrick would go get my top hat, I'll make Rico's head reappear! ![]() Cena: Man, even Heidenreich reads cue cards better than that Snitsky guy... ![]() JBL: Don't touch me ever again. I might catch something from you. Josh: Like talent, maybe? ![]() Heidenreich: It's... not... my... fault. Vince (backstage): DAMMIT! Who switched the script? ![]() Booker: Eat your heart out, David Copperfield! ![]() Booker wasn't worried. He saw the ref motion that the glass ceiling had indeed been lowered to just below the top ringrope. ![]() Kidman: Maybe if I pound this chair on the ground it'll make me look more ferocious... ![]() ![]() Hey, how come noone's looking at me? ![]() Kidman: And don't EVER look at Torrie that way again! ![]() JBL: That little Brudder... What a trooper ![]() JBL signaled to RVD that he was ready to smoke another one. ![]() Bradshaw shows us the pose that got him over with Vince. ![]() JBL: You weren't kidding? My new tag partner is Bart Gunn? ![]() JBL: You're right, Taker! There ARE 3 letters visible above my hat! Now can we cut this Sesame Street crap? ![]() Orlando: Are you sure they're remaking the Thriller video? ![]() ![]() Charles Robinson: Yep, Nunzio DOES have Bingo! Spike: NO! I just needed B11! ![]() Stamboli makes sure that everyone sees that Nunzio shaves his armpits. ![]() Presenting "Hoss Cold" Paul Wight. EDIT: Put a in the wrong place.
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![]() The three stooges has just won the gold medals of low TV ratings. ![]() Long: "Playa, you see my fist? How would you like a knuckle sandwich served with crackers, would that impress you?" ![]() Dawn Marie to the cameraman: "Don't you dare put your hand on my boob again or I'll have you prosecuted." Cameraman: "But if you were really that offended...you'd prosecute me now..." Dawn Marie: (whispering) "We should go backstage...." *porno music playing in background* Dawn Marie: "We are about to go on a journey of lust and passion...." Cameraman: "OOoooooh yeeeahhhh..." ![]() ![]() Cena: "If you're voting for either of John Kerry or George Dubya, you're an idiot...word life." ![]() Steven Spielberg sits in director chair for Indiana Jones 4. Undertaker: "Now Indiana Jones, you shall face the fear of the worst death you'll ever experience." Spielberg: "Cut.... now Mark, didn't you read the script for Indy 4? The sentence is 'You'll fear the worst death you'll ever experience'." Undertaker: "Well this ain't wrestling...." ![]() Josh: "What did you think of the Presidential debate last night." JBL: "Did you just say 'the prez did master bate last night'?" ![]() ***cough*** ***cough**** ****cough**** ![]() JBL: "I swore Josh said the Prez did masterbate last night." ![]() JBL tries to use the Jedi force to raise Cole and Taz's announcer table off the floor. ![]() Undertaker: "Now Indiana Jones, soon you will be covered with snakes..." Indy (JBL): "But I hate snakes...I hate 'em." ![]() Big Show: "Now if I can take a bath full of cow minuer I could be on Fear Factor." |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Well, I haven’t read them yet, sorry if I stole any jokes.
![]() Tonight’s interpretive arts performance shall be “Triple H and the Locker Room,” with Kurt Angle playing the lead role. ![]() “Rock, mutha fucka! Nothin’ beats rock, belle dat!” ![]() D-Von: Shut up! I’m trying to watch the debate! O’Haire: They’re not telling you anything that you don’t already know. Ref: This debate sucks, I’m headed to the bar. ![]() Camera Man: Okay, we need another shot for “Cleavage Monthly,” but this time, with feeling, damn it! ![]() Brock: Homos!!!! DDP: Don’t worry Brock, that’s not a bad thing. In fact, it’s a good thing! ![]() Triple H: Oh! A necklace with a microphone on it! I want one! It’ll keep my hands free while I cut a promo! Can I have one, plleeeeeeeaseeeeeeee, daddy? Vince: Well Hunty, why don’t you ask Santa for one? ![]() “Uhhh… don’t go in there… not unless you have a match or two….” ![]() Josh: Mr. Layfield, did you hear that Always450 got a COTM nomination? JBL: Looks like two people are going to waste their votes. ![]() The subliminal message that the WWE is trying to get across is to become a vigilante and “beat rapists down.” ![]() Heidenrich: I know what’s going on, and I know there’s a lot of crap that needs to be taken care of, but it’s not my fault! *meanwhile* Gene: Thank you for giving me my script bac--- This isn’t my script! Lita, what kind of crap are you trying to pull by giving me a poem? ![]() Booker T knew he was fucked when Trogdor came to ambush him from the side. ![]() Booker T: Ack! I can’t get up! What did you do to me? London: Thank You Rhyno! ![]() The “you can’t see me” bit isn’t so impressive when you hide behind a chair. ![]() Kidman: And that’ll be the last time you ever insult the complex nature of Homsar! ![]() Another disappointed republican who watched the debate. ![]() JBL… Average height, average weight, average speed, average carpentry skills, and bellow average proctology skills. ![]() Moments later Tazz finally drops the second z, and puts JBL in the Tazmission. I feel sorry for the people on the East Coast that missed this due to the debate! They’ll probably have to edit this out because of how brutal Taz was. Sorry ‘bout that East Coasters, but that’s the way the Texan gets legitimately choked out... I mean that’s how the cookie crumbles. ![]() So much drama over getting a sack of peanuts… ![]() Another poor soul who forgot his pants. ![]() Gentlemen, would you mind telling the viewing audience how many more main event pushes you each have left? ![]() JBL: I do one hottsie tottsie nazi salute, and The Undertaker does this… Next week, I’m gonna have to really try to offend a minority! ![]() Nunzio would think twice before trying to give another member of the Adam’s Family a hair cut. ![]() God: Ha ha! Your push is a joke! ![]() Johnny: He was more over in ECW than you were! Nunzio: Shhh! Don’t say that! Johnny: What, the fact that you were over in EC- Vince: EC-WHAT!?!?!?! YOUR PUSH IS GONE!!!!! ![]() Use #473 for a Big Show match Fun with confessional booths! ![]() This was the last time Eddie ever gave Invisible Rikihsi a ride. ![]() Mark: Hey Luther, that’s a great technical suplex you’re about to do. Luther: Teek-knee-cal sew-plix? ![]() Eddie: Right Guard, ese! Right guard! ![]() Yup, the movie “Dogma” was right. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns and Jindrak welcome back Goldbird to TPWW.net Kurt Angle/Luther/Jindrak: GOLDBIRD! WE LOVE YOU! GOLDBIRD! GOLDBIRD! Kurt Angle: BAWK! BAWK! Luther: BAWK! Kurt/Luther: BAWK! GOLDBIRD! BAWK! GOLDBIRD! BAWK! Jindrak: Moooooo! Oink Oink! *Long awkard silence* DVON wanted to unmask Rey Mysterio on national TV, but who knew that the mask was a ticking time bomb..causing DVON to fly up into the air. BOO! It seems that Undertaker does not believe in using Toilet Paper. Heidenreich: And there her boobs were just above my chambored door, I went and poked them cause shes a funny whore. The sound she made was like a queen size roar as she took my hand inside her beautiful back door. I heard a knock from my kitchen floor, I asked "WHO IS THAT" and I heard a voice comming from the bedroom floor "IT'S DEGORNO'S" the voice said, I thought of nothing more, took my hand out of Stephanie's backdoor and went to the kitchen floor for a midnight eating glore. Kidman: FUCKING CHAIR! OPEN! OPEN YOU DAMNED THING! GOD DAMNIT! Ref: Quit throwing a Heidenreich. Hardcore Holly does what he does best: Gets hardcore in his matches. Taker: 1..2. Buckle my shoe. 3...uh..3...what comes after 3? "Got your BUCK" |
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![]() Tazz: Tremendous strenth by Steven Richards! |
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Sorry I'm late, just saw SD last night cause of the debate...
![]() Kurt and Luther: WE ARE THE NATION... OF DOMINATION! Jindrak (At the same time): EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY! Kurt (Looking at Mark): You see, this is what happens when you miss rehearsal... ![]() This is one rousing game of Hot Potato... ![]() Where will you be when you have a shit hemerage? ![]() Michael Jackson finally crossed the fine line between "male" and "female"... ![]() (Jackie and Dawn moan) Vince: What's going on in there!? Jackie and Dawn: NOTHING! Jackie: We're uh... Doing homework... Yeah... Vince: Oh, carry on... ![]() John loves the novelty chain he got at the carnival... ![]() Taker: I dont see you... Really, I dont! Where are my glasses!? ![]() Josh: Bradshaw, is it true? Are the allegations true? Bradshaw: I... Did not have... Sexual relations... With that Nazi... ![]() Crowd: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! Oh come on, even the side tron wanted him to jump... ![]() Heidenreich: And THIS is a picture of my KITTY, Mr. Fluffles... And THIS is my MOMMY! Paul: Oh for fuck's sake just jump... ![]() From the creators of South Park and Team America: World Police come... WWE: Marionettes and Loving It! The Marionette Series! ![]() Paul: This is a peice of cake... (Goes for the SSP, botches it and lands Brock style) Paul: DOH! Kidman: Not as easy as you think, huh pretty boy? ![]() Kidman: DUUUUCK!..... Quack quack! ![]() Seconds later, Billy wipes his booger on Paul's face... ![]() The outcome of the 2012 Elections: Ventura wins by a landslide! ![]() Bradshaw: (SNIIIIFFFF) AHHHH! Mama Bradshaw: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THOSE HAVE BEEN! ![]() Oh come on, that "sliding down the buffet table" gag is SOOO yesterday... ![]() Bradshaw: Forgive me Satan, for I must to lose thy belt at No Mercy... ![]() Bradshaw: NO SATAN! DONT TAKE IT AWAY! I WONT LOSE IT! PLEASE NO! ![]() Bradshaw (Thinking): Hmm... Time to start a new trend... Bradshaw (Yelling): POINT TO THE TRON! ![]() Bradshaw: Oops... Guess I should have known what "Kevin's Killer Kakes" really meant... ![]() ![]() Ref: Can you breath? Nunzio (Singing): YEEEEEEESSSSS! ![]() Spike: PAPA! ![]() Nunzio: SONNY BOY! Johnny: JOHNNY! ![]() ![]() (Seconds earlier) Show: STOP LOOKING AT MY BREASTS MORDI! Rey: Oh, sorry Show... ![]() The Hip Hop Hippo's Hip Hoppin Car Show was off to a big start! ![]() (Luther gets RVD half way up then drops him face first) Luther: Uh, what do I do next? Vince: (Under his breath) Fuck... (Yelling) CUT CUT CUT! You see, THIS is why you're on SmackDown!... DO A DAMN TIGER DRIVER! Take two God damn it... ![]() JR: BAHGAWDEDGEOMATIC! Cole: Hey JR... JR: BAHGAWDMICHAELCOLE! Tazz: Shut up JR... JR: BAHGAWDTAZZ! |
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![]() Wow..so this is mid-card hell... Angle: I think we should to to purgatory for vacation *flash back* ![]() Angle: This isn't too bad...not great...but it isn't too bad. |
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![]() The Undertaker elevates Orlando Jordan, the only way he knows how. ![]() The Undetaker shows his disapproval of JBL's title reign by eating his own finger. ![]() Theodore Long shows his true colours by signing Mark Henry to Smackdown. ![]() JBL begs for his life, but the Roman Emperor at ringside ignores his pleas. Last edited by NoJabbaNoBogRoll; 10-03-2004 at 07:03 PM. |
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![]() Orlando needed work on his "how many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke |
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![]() Undertaker's mindgames go too far when he plays the ending to Old Yeller in a continuous loop on the TitanTron Last edited by Innovator; 10-03-2004 at 09:47 PM. |
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The Caption Crippler
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Great stuff here guys. Many COTM candidates
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Wow... I was afraid I'd have like... three CotM nominees, but not anymore! Innovator, I think your gag beat my gag for that picture.
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hahaha! National terror alert!
![]() I think your JBLerooni will be your CotM. That okay? |
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The Caption Crippler
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Nice "Master Thespian" references loopy
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